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2020-11-30 2:29:57 PM  
Police said the fight broke out around 6:30 p.m. among a group of boys near the bowling alley.

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his girlfriend gave up her toe
 
2020-11-30 8:07:59 PM  
Second time in a week(ish) we've tried to put a square lyric peg into a round headline hole.   This one is better than the last one at least.
 
Nick Nostril  
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2020-11-30 8:08:45 PM  
300 kids brawl, one goes to hospital. Lemme guess....

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Begoggle  
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2020-11-30 8:15:55 PM  
They should have all been carrying guns.
An armed society is a polite society.
 
waxbeans  
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2020-11-30 8:17:35 PM  
Why didn't the cops just mow them down?
300 people brawling the cops shooting no one.
One idiot refuses to get in the back of a police vehicle they kill him.

An idiot sell cigarettes they choke him out.

One idiot runs towards a car he gets shot.

One guy shoots unannounced Intruders and his girlfriend gets shot
Along with random belongings in the neighbors surrounding houses.

I'm sorry if violence is appropriate in these one-on-one confrontations I have a hard time understanding why violence doesn't happen in a brawl involving 300 people this only further proves that the police are utterly stupid
 
2020-11-30 8:18:08 PM  

Begoggle: They should have all been carrying guns.
An armed society is a polite society.


It's Atlanta, I'm surprised they weren't all CCP holders.
 
waxbeans  
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2020-11-30 8:19:43 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Begoggle: They should have all been carrying guns.
An armed society is a polite society.

It's Atlanta, I'm surprised they weren't all CCP holders.


If 300 people can be calmed down without shooting any of them then you don't ever need a gun in general.
Period.
 
SirMadness  
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2020-11-30 8:19:48 PM  
There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??
 
lolmao500  
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2020-11-30 8:20:40 PM  
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waxbeans  
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2020-11-30 8:21:05 PM  

SirMadness: There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??


I think they mean children under 16 should be accompanied by adults at all times?????????
 
2020-11-30 8:22:15 PM  
"The large group began fighting over what appears to be an ongoing dispute between the males,"

I read that in David Attenborough's voice.
 
wxboy  
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2020-11-30 8:22:46 PM  

waxbeans: SirMadness: There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??

I think they mean children under 16 should be accompanied by adults at all times?????????


Adults, such as themselves, who weren't there.
 
LordJiro [OhFark]  
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2020-11-30 8:23:21 PM  
See, this is why we need Black Friday. To get this shiat out of peoples' systems in a semi-contained environment.
 
2020-11-30 8:26:23 PM  

New Rising Sun: Second time in a week(ish) we've tried to put a square lyric peg into a round headline hole.   This one is better than the last one at least.


Would you have preferred : "Suddenly brawl"?
 
2020-11-30 8:26:58 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Police said the fight broke out around 6:30 p.m. among a group of boys near the bowling alley.

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his girlfriend gave up her toe


She's real cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair.
 
SirMadness  
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2020-11-30 8:28:36 PM  

big pig peaches: New Rising Sun: Second time in a week(ish) we've tried to put a square lyric peg into a round headline hole.   This one is better than the last one at least.

Would you have preferred : "Suddenly brawl"?


Wouldn't "bowling blitz" have scanned?
 
2020-11-30 8:29:07 PM  

SirMadness: There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??


It's local news. We can't be sure if the reporter has a listening comprehension problem, or is playing the "deliberately misquote the black person" game.

She's in the video, at the 45 second mark. While her words aren't spoken in the most eloquent matter, you can at least understand what she's saying.
 
RedComrade  
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2020-11-30 8:35:44 PM  

waxbeans: Why didn't the cops just mow them down?
300 people brawling the cops shooting no one.
One idiot refuses to get in the back of a police vehicle they kill him.

An idiot sell cigarettes they choke him out.

One idiot runs towards a car he gets shot.

One guy shoots unannounced Intruders and his girlfriend gets shot
Along with random belongings in the neighbors surrounding houses.

I'm sorry if violence is appropriate in these one-on-one confrontations I have a hard time understanding why violence doesn't happen in a brawl involving 300 people this only further proves that the police are utterly stupid


So just to be clear. Your objection is that the police do NOT immediately open fire are a large group of minors ( who are children) sending them home in body bags?

You are directly advocating for the shooting deaths of children at the hands of the state, you realize that right?

Or is it okay because based on the quote in the article they are likely 'those' people?
 
2020-11-30 8:38:56 PM  
Apparently "Atlantic Station" is a shopping mall.
 
2020-11-30 8:40:16 PM  
Blame everyone else except your bad parenting.
 
2020-11-30 8:41:19 PM  
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IndyJohn  
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2020-11-30 8:42:59 PM  
The fact the 300 kids were even out right now shows we are totally farked
 
SirMadness  
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2020-11-30 8:43:08 PM  

cyberspacedout: SirMadness: There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??

It's local news. We can't be sure if the reporter has a listening comprehension problem, or is playing the "deliberately misquote the black person" game.

She's in the video, at the 45 second mark. While her words aren't spoken in the most eloquent matter, you can at least understand what she's saying.


I'm out of the country so all I get is "error something went wrong" messages.

Care to parse the actual gist of the message for me?
 
khatores  
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2020-11-30 8:49:51 PM  
"The large group began fighting over what appears to be an ongoing dispute between the males," police said.
That's been the story of life, right?
 
2020-11-30 8:50:41 PM  

SirMadness: There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??


Every quote in that article is horrible
 
Billy Liar  
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2020-11-30 8:51:43 PM  
Donovan / Atlantis
Youtube 9AUEjzVQwKo
 
2020-11-30 8:55:31 PM  

RedComrade: waxbeans: Why didn't the cops just mow them down?
300 people brawling the cops shooting no one.
One idiot refuses to get in the back of a police vehicle they kill him.

An idiot sell cigarettes they choke him out.

One idiot runs towards a car he gets shot.

One guy shoots unannounced Intruders and his girlfriend gets shot
Along with random belongings in the neighbors surrounding houses.

I'm sorry if violence is appropriate in these one-on-one confrontations I have a hard time understanding why violence doesn't happen in a brawl involving 300 people this only further proves that the police are utterly stupid

So just to be clear. Your objection is that the police do NOT immediately open fire are a large group of minors ( who are children) sending them home in body bags?

You are directly advocating for the shooting deaths of children at the hands of the state, you realize that right?

Or is it okay because based on the quote in the article they are likely 'those' people?


that's EXACTLY what he's saying! Shun him! Shun him!
Or maybe he's using absurdity to make a point?
 
2020-11-30 8:58:40 PM  

WelldeadLink: Apparently "Atlantic Station" is a shopping mall.


Sort of.

It's a big open-air development on an old steel mill property just north of Georgia Tech. The big claim to fame is i was where Cirque Du Soleil pitched their tent for years.
 
2020-11-30 9:00:12 PM  

Nick Nostril: 300 kids brawl, one goes to hospital. Lemme guess....

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They definitely weren't kung fu fighting.
 
2020-11-30 9:02:23 PM  
Rare "Mangled lyrics to '70's era proto-metal song that has been shoe-horned into a submission link" trifecta in play.

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last post 2020-11-26[Politics] And the man in the White House says "Boys I wanna make a mess and forgive their crimes" and it turned into a presidential pardon blitz, pardon blitz. IT'S IT'S A PARDON BLITZ

It's a great one hit wonder song that has inspired myriad cover versions, but I still love the original.
Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz (Official Video)
Youtube ewFBuYHldeY
 
2020-11-30 9:07:54 PM  
Those Trumpers still refusing to socially distance I imagine.
 
2020-11-30 9:16:20 PM  
I don't think kids should get beaten up, but if some "abrasions" and "swelling" are the worst things you can describe, that doesn't exactly sound like a "brutal beating".

Sounds more like someone getting shoved/slipping and faceplanting onto a sidewalk.

/ I am Canadian
// I fight the brutal slippiness yearly
/// I know what of I speak
 
2020-11-30 9:18:10 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Those Trumpers still refusing to socially distance I imagine.


Jeebuz Hieronymus Chrysler.
At least TRY.
 
valkore  
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2020-11-30 9:35:14 PM  
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No comments on the newscaster's hairstyle?  This is straight out of the Anchorman playbook.
 
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2020-11-30 10:05:03 PM  

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No comments on the newscaster's hairstyle?  This is straight out of the Anchorman playbook.


They were teenagers so way too old to be worrying about him.
 
Focks  
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2020-11-30 10:14:51 PM  

Psychopompous: Rare "Mangled lyrics to '70's era proto-metal song that has been shoe-horned into a submission link" trifecta in play.

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last post 2020-11-26[Politics] And the man in the White House says "Boys I wanna make a mess and forgive their crimes" and it turned into a presidential pardon blitz, pardon blitz. IT'S IT'S A PARDON BLITZ

It's a great one hit wonder song that has inspired myriad cover versions, but I still love the original.
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Love is like oxygen and others. Not exactly one hit wonder.
 
2020-11-30 10:17:18 PM  

SirMadness: cyberspacedout: SirMadness: There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??

It's local news. We can't be sure if the reporter has a listening comprehension problem, or is playing the "deliberately misquote the black person" game.

She's in the video, at the 45 second mark. While her words aren't spoken in the most eloquent matter, you can at least understand what she's saying.

I'm out of the country so all I get is "error something went wrong" messages.

Care to parse the actual gist of the message for me?


Ah, so I guess you didn't notice that I screwed up and meant to say the 1 minute and 45 second mark.

She's basically trying to say that Atlantic Station should have some sort of age restriction, and that there needs to be something in place for kids to prove they're 17 or older. 13 or 14 year olds don't need to be out at places like this.

Of course, the article doesn't say why they were there - if there was any event that night, or just a bunch of kids hanging around for no particular reason. There's another video at the bottom of the article showing a report about a street takeover, which may or may not have anything to do with the article.
 
2020-11-30 10:25:11 PM  
Sweet !
 
waxbeans  
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2020-12-01 1:24:39 AM  

RedComrade: waxbeans: Why didn't the cops just mow them down?
300 people brawling the cops shooting no one.
One idiot refuses to get in the back of a police vehicle they kill him.

An idiot sell cigarettes they choke him out.

One idiot runs towards a car he gets shot.

One guy shoots unannounced Intruders and his girlfriend gets shot
Along with random belongings in the neighbors surrounding houses.

I'm sorry if violence is appropriate in these one-on-one confrontations I have a hard time understanding why violence doesn't happen in a brawl involving 300 people this only further proves that the police are utterly stupid

So just to be clear. Your objection is that the police do NOT immediately open fire are a large group of minors ( who are children) sending them home in body bags?

You are directly advocating for the shooting deaths of children at the hands of the state, you realize that right?

Or is it okay because based on the quote in the article they are likely 'those' people?


None of the above.
I'm saying cops like to say they used deadly force out of fear.
Is it reasonable to be fearful of one person?
And after answering that

Why is it they weren't fearful of 300 people?

my point is they lie constantly and we do not even call them out on the lies.
Their lies are proven lies by their very actions, and logic, and the outcomes!
 
waxbeans  
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2020-12-01 1:25:33 AM  

Schmerd1948: RedComrade: waxbeans: Why didn't the cops just mow them down?
300 people brawling the cops shooting no one.
One idiot refuses to get in the back of a police vehicle they kill him.

An idiot sell cigarettes they choke him out.

One idiot runs towards a car he gets shot.

One guy shoots unannounced Intruders and his girlfriend gets shot
Along with random belongings in the neighbors surrounding houses.

I'm sorry if violence is appropriate in these one-on-one confrontations I have a hard time understanding why violence doesn't happen in a brawl involving 300 people this only further proves that the police are utterly stupid

So just to be clear. Your objection is that the police do NOT immediately open fire are a large group of minors ( who are children) sending them home in body bags?

You are directly advocating for the shooting deaths of children at the hands of the state, you realize that right?

Or is it okay because based on the quote in the article they are likely 'those' people?

that's EXACTLY what he's saying! Shun him! Shun him!
Or maybe he's using absurdity to make a point?


I'm saying the police are full of crap when they say they killed somebody cuz they were scared
 
2020-12-01 3:45:20 AM  

waxbeans: Why didn't the cops just mow them down?
300 people brawling the cops shooting no one.
One idiot refuses to get in the back of a police vehicle they kill him.

An idiot sell cigarettes they choke him out.

One idiot runs towards a car he gets shot.

One guy shoots unannounced Intruders and his girlfriend gets shot
Along with random belongings in the neighbors surrounding houses.

I'm sorry if violence is appropriate in these one-on-one confrontations I have a hard time understanding why violence doesn't happen in a brawl involving 300 people this only further proves that the police are utterly stupid


Because waving your dick around and cos-playing Rambo looks a LOT less appealing when there are 300 MFers already all amped up and going apeshiat?  Even the dumbest "I am the law!" asshole can comprehend those odds.  Not to mention the 300 witnesses + randos attracted by the ruckus?  I wouldn't call it cowardice so much as understanding that you aren't going to win that one by getting shooty unless you brought a raging shiatload of cops - and even then shooting into mob scenes can go two ways.  A lot of the time people will run - but sometimes they will zombie apocalypse human wave your ass - now you're dead, the mob's tasted blood and will want more because that's how mobs work, AND they're armed.  Awesome.

/300 person donnybrook is enough reality to make anydamnbody trying to break it up think two, three, and twenty three times before they get too crazy
//quantity has a quality all it's own
///no one's really sure who said that first, but they were not one bit wrong whoever they were
 
LaChanz  
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2020-12-01 7:00:18 AM  

waxbeans: SirMadness: There needs to be something in place where a child needs to be if there 17 and older, if a child is 13 and 14 years older, they do not need to be there," Smith said.

Ummm.....what??

I think they mean children under 16 should be accompanied by adults at all times?????????


I'm sure you're all over volunteering for that job.
 
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