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2020-11-30 11:38:12 AM  
people have been saying there will be deaths because of thanksgiving gatherings, but did they listen...
 
jim32rr  
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2020-11-30 7:20:45 PM  
Peat, is that gravy on your lip or blood?
 
RepoManTSM  
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2020-11-30 7:21:59 PM  
Why did this get greenlit again? The Post didn't even add a puny headline.
 
jim32rr  
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2020-11-30 7:23:55 PM  

RepoManTSM: Why did this get greenlit again? The Post didn't even add a puny headline.


Guessing Wild Turkey greenlights
 
radiovox [OhFark]  
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2020-11-30 7:27:35 PM  
I hope everyone makes it through the holidays in good order.  We have Christmas parties and family gatherings plus New Year's Eve parties.  January & February could be really REALLY bad.
 
2020-11-30 7:28:47 PM  
Well he really shouldn't have been scooping out the mashed potatoes with his bare hands.
 
2020-11-30 7:29:42 PM  

radiovox: New Year's Eve parties


Has NYC canceled the Times Square festivities?
 
2020-11-30 7:32:54 PM  

radiovox: I hope everyone makes it through the holidays in good order.  We have Christmas parties and family gatherings plus New Year's Eve parties.  January & February could be really REALLY bad.


you got eggnog on my gingerbread cookie!  no, you got gingerbread cookie in my eggnog!  I'll cut you...
 
2020-11-30 7:36:09 PM  
This ad always made me cringe.

Mint Mobile Film Finger Dip
Youtube IS0ixVz9uuQ
 
radiovox [OhFark]  
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2020-11-30 7:41:38 PM  

mrmopar5287: radiovox: New Year's Eve parties

Has NYC canceled the Times Square festivities?


Good question - I saw the Macy's parade was without spectators (an odd sight) so I imagine that Times Square may be empty - an even more odd sight.
 
radiovox [OhFark]  
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2020-11-30 7:43:24 PM  

darth sunshine: radiovox: I hope everyone makes it through the holidays in good order.  We have Christmas parties and family gatherings plus New Year's Eve parties.  January & February could be really REALLY bad.

you got eggnog on my gingerbread cookie!  no, you got gingerbread cookie in my eggnog!  I'll cut you...


Just don't get the gingerbread cookie in my boiled custard!

...eggnog...mmmmmm
 
2020-11-30 7:44:56 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Well he really shouldn't have been scooping out the mashed potatoes with his bare hands.


If it's gonna be that kind of party...
 
daffy  
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2020-11-30 7:58:44 PM  
Boy, I wasn't expecting the first death to be so fast...Oh, never mind.
 
waxbeans  
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2020-11-30 7:58:54 PM  

FarkingSmurf: This ad always made me cringe.

[YouTube video: Mint Mobile Film Finger Dip]


WTF 😤😠🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 now I'm going to go out of the way to avoid mint mobile just because that commercial is so disgusting
 
phishrace  
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2020-11-30 8:00:50 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Well he really shouldn't have been scooping out the mashed potatoes with his bare hands.


I usually ask first. It's the polite thing to do.
 
jsmilky  
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2020-11-30 8:04:56 PM  
people suck.
 
2020-11-30 8:12:53 PM  

radiovox: mrmopar5287: radiovox: New Year's Eve parties

Has NYC canceled the Times Square festivities?

Good question - I saw the Macy's parade was without spectators (an odd sight) so I imagine that Times Square may be empty - an even more odd sight.


Times Square imputed?! But there won't be anybody for Trump to shoot in order to build up his base for 2024!
 
2020-11-30 8:14:20 PM  

i_hate_your_god: radiovox: mrmopar5287: radiovox: New Year's Eve parties

Has NYC canceled the Times Square festivities?

Good question - I saw the Macy's parade was without spectators (an odd sight) so I imagine that Times Square may be empty - an even more odd sight.

Times Square imputed?! But there won't be anybody for Trump to shoot in order to build up his base for 2024!


Imputed? That was supposed to say empty.
 
2020-11-30 8:25:13 PM  

i_hate_your_god: radiovox: mrmopar5287: radiovox: New Year's Eve parties

Has NYC canceled the Times Square festivities?

Good question - I saw the Macy's parade was without spectators (an odd sight) so I imagine that Times Square may be empty - an even more odd sight.

Times Square imputed?! But there won't be anybody for Trump to shoot in order to build up his base for 2024!


2 blocks away. He said 5th Avenue.
 
2020-11-30 8:35:07 PM  
Soundtrack for this thread.
Don't Go Reaching Across My Plate
Youtube UKIHAvTuDEQ
 
2020-11-30 9:01:28 PM  
Last year, when we had an actual get together, kept giving me more and more stuff to take.  I had a shopping bag full of Tupperware and all of the sudden I hear a hissing sound from the bag.

Thankfully I was pretty quick, but there was still Ready Whip everywhere.
 
2020-11-30 9:52:49 PM  
Side note.. he is a Walmart worker! 😂
 
2020-11-30 10:20:07 PM  
Dressing is a muthafarker
 
2020-11-30 10:20:10 PM  

chitownmike: FarkingSmurf: Well he really shouldn't have been scooping out the mashed potatoes with his bare hands.

If it's gonna be that kind of party...


a weird creamy party! OMG, it's been so long..
 
waxbeans  
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2020-11-30 10:38:45 PM  

HoratioGates: Last year, when we had an actual get together, kept giving me more and more stuff to take.  I had a shopping bag full of Tupperware and all of the sudden I hear a hissing sound from the bag.

Thankfully I was pretty quick, but there was still Ready Whip everywhere.


Redi Whip everywhere?

So that's what the kids are calling it now?
 
2020-12-01 1:35:05 AM  
My people need a plate to go.

02. Electric Six - Down at McDonnelzzz (I Shall Exterminate...)
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2020-12-01 1:10:35 PM  
Is Ben in? I'm Ghana get something Togo!

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vpc  
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2020-12-01 4:35:27 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: Is Ben in? I'm Ghana get something Togo!

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I... have been to every one of the points marked on that map! it was a delightful three week trip about 15 years ago.
 
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