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(BBC-US)   Man killed by shark attack near Fraser Island. DEAR *GOD*, NILES   (bbc.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Queensland, Australia, Shark, New South Wales, 36-year-old, Great white shark, Great Barrier Reef, Last month  
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invictus2  
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2020-07-04 8:15:33 PM  
Shark Attack Board Game Commercial
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2020-07-05 1:09:39 AM  
When it comes to Fraser Island it is usually dingoes attacking people.
 
2020-07-05 2:10:35 AM  
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LewDux [OhFark]  
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2020-07-05 3:47:33 AM  

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2020-07-05 3:53:55 AM  
wailing souls shark attack
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2020-07-05 4:08:32 AM  

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And maybe I seem a bit confused...
 
Mock26  
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2020-07-05 4:12:09 AM  
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Theeng  
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2020-07-05 4:18:54 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: King Something: [Fark user image image 850x540]
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And maybe I seem a bit confused...


Well maybe, but I got you pegged.
 
2020-07-05 4:22:40 AM  

Theeng: Darth_Lukecash: King Something: [Fark user image image 850x540]
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And maybe I seem a bit confused...

Well maybe, but I got you pegged.


Is it International Women's Day again already?
 
2020-07-05 4:23:04 AM  

King Something: [salad.jpg]
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I know, Fark is the land of obscure references... What am I not seeing here?
 
2020-07-05 4:23:32 AM  

Theeng: Darth_Lukecash: King Something: [Fark user image image 850x540]
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And maybe I seem a bit confused...

Well maybe, but I got you pegged.


But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs !
 
2020-07-05 4:24:46 AM  

Thunderpickle: King Something: [salad.jpg]
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I know, Fark is the land of obscure references... What am I not seeing here?


Hey Baby, you here the blues calling?
 
2020-07-05 4:44:27 AM  
Kelsey Grammer's Frasier Falls Off Stage
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"Oh good lord"
 
MagSeven  
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2020-07-05 4:52:38 AM  
Being killed by a shark is like being killed by a train. You know where they are and what they are and you share or carry the blame if you become a victim.
 
2020-07-05 5:24:00 AM  

MagSeven: Being killed by a shark is like being killed by a train. You know where they are and what they are and you share or carry the blame if you become a victim.


Is that Aristotle?
 
2020-07-05 5:30:57 AM  
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MagSeven  
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2020-07-05 5:37:06 AM  

libranoelrose: MagSeven: Being killed by a shark is like being killed by a train. You know where they are and what they are and you share or carry the blame if you become a victim.

Is that Aristotle?


Aesop by way of Johnny Walker.
 
2020-07-05 5:39:57 AM  

MagSeven: libranoelrose: MagSeven: Being killed by a shark is like being killed by a train. You know where they are and what they are and you share or carry the blame if you become a victim.

Is that Aristotle?

Aesop by way of Johnny Walker.


Ah, Bach.
 
2020-07-05 5:56:31 AM  
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Thank you kindly.
 
2020-07-05 6:16:52 AM  
That damn shark in Raft is really farking irritating.
 
Excelsior  
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2020-07-05 6:24:28 AM  

Thunderpickle: King Something: [salad.jpg]
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I know, Fark is the land of obscure references... What am I not seeing here?


Theme song of "Frasier":
Kelsey Grammer - Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs (Frasier Soundtrack)
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Seabon  
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2020-07-05 6:43:12 AM  
Fraser Island was the highlight of my trip to Australia. I didn't see any sharks but I did see dingoes and humpback whales. If you're planning a trip down under, see if you can fit it in.
 
2020-07-05 6:57:17 AM  

Thunderpickle: King Something: [salad.jpg]
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I know, Fark is the land of obscure references... What am I not seeing here?


Say it slow: Gene Masseth
 
2020-07-05 7:05:23 AM  
It is the fourth fatal shark attack in Australian waters so far this year.

With the pandemic, the sharks have noted our vulnerability and are trying to finish us off.
 
2020-07-05 7:35:47 AM  

whatisaidwas: Thunderpickle: King Something: [salad.jpg]
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I know, Fark is the land of obscure references... What am I not seeing here?

Say it slow: Gene Masseth


Did someone mention tossed salads?
Tossed Salad Man
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NSFW.
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-07-05 8:21:46 AM  

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I used to like those. Ten pence they were, when I were a yout.
 
ryant123  
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2020-07-05 9:10:11 AM  
Yeah that's how it starts. First shark attacks, then a congressional intern goes missing, and then BOOM, we have a big terrorist attack. Don't say it can't happen.
 
2020-07-05 9:30:39 AM  
How'd the shark learn to use a spear gun? Shouldn't that be the terrifying headline?
 
kendelrio  
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2020-07-05 10:52:58 AM  
Hands down best scene in the entire series:

Funny Scene From Frasier - Niles Causes Fire "Silent Scene"
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2020-07-05 11:10:20 AM  
Reminder: the is no such thing as a shark attack.

https://youtu.be/VugdC61gmj0
 
2020-07-05 11:10:46 AM  
Jamie has an island next to the Ridge?

In the next season of "Outlander", the shark will be repeatedly and extensively raped.

/as they play "Baby Shark"
 
2020-07-05 11:21:59 AM  
still listed as covid death, mate.
 
2020-07-05 12:42:24 PM  
This thread is making me hungry for savory lamb tenders.
 
dready zim  
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2020-07-06 3:54:27 AM  
My wife used to live in Australia, she said: "What the hell are they doing in the water near Fraser Island?"

She said it was so dangerous everyone swam in the lake there.
 
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