BuzzΒ·Posted on Dec 15, 201921 Jokes That Are, Honestly, Better Than Sex"Have you ever had the scissors slide through wrapping paper?"by Shelby HeinrichBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ashley @loneIymood sex is cool and all but have you ever watched your best friend get out of a relationship with someone you hated 06:50 PM - 21 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. BlackBoyπ @Capt__Rizzy Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent minutes looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it 08:01 AM - 10 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. β° samflower β° @milkygoddess sex is cool but have u ever taken ur ponytail out 12:30 AM - 16 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. CARNAGE @djcarnage yeah sex is cool but yβall ever come home to a dog that misses you? 11:52 PM - 15 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. follow come chargerβ‘ @fiskypabloo Yea sex is cool but have you ever tried washing your plate (dishes) right after you use them so they never pile up in the sink? 04:49 PM - 19 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. οΎπ π¦π² @stephan_xo Sex is cool and all but have you ever walked into an empty gym 03:43 AM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever just... taken a nap 12:33 AM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Brownies & Lemonade @TeamBandL yeah sex is cool but have u ever ran into a friend u thought u lost at a festival 02:56 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. World @thebestpeoplew sex is cool but have you ever slept 12 hours? 07:37 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄ @Thatbulljuice yea sex is cool but have you ever cleaned your room after a month of being depressed 07:00 PM - 14 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Doth @DothTheDoth Sure sex is cool but have you ever exploded into thousands of bats underneath a street lamp. 01:09 AM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. lea @leeaaxo_ sex is cool and all but have u ever had someone send you a song and say it reminded of u? 04:17 AM - 09 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jessica Dore @thejessicadore Ya sex is cool & all but have you ever made yourself cry with your own art 03:21 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. indie @INDIEWASHERE yeah sex is cool but have you ever read a book and it spent days reading it and when u finish it you get this weird sad melancholic ache in your heart and don't what to do w your life now its over and you wish you could read for the first time again cus u loved it that much 06:50 PM - 24 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ugly & sad π€ π @SpookyGothLoser yeah sex is cool but has ur pet every laid down by you after seeing you sad or crying? 09:47 PM - 03 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. benji!π€ @nothingbenji yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that u feel genuinely loved 08:44 PM - 19 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jordan π¦Ήπ½ββοΈ @JayKingzz__ sex is cool and all but you ever ate your food drunk with your eyes closed? π 04:25 AM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. wikπ @thorsnat yeah sex is cool but have you ever drank water after a wild concert 01:29 PM - 26 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. πππππππππππππππ @almondmilkhunni Sex is cool but have you ever went to cancel plans with someone and they also didnβt wanna go out either so itβs just a mutual sigh of relief. 03:44 PM - 24 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sueco the Child @suecothechild sex is cool but have you ever had garlic bread 06:10 PM - 06 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kate Stark @katestark yeah, sex is cool but have you ever had the scissors slide through wrapping paper? 11:54 PM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite