21 Jokes That Are, Honestly, Better Than Sex

    "Have you ever had the scissors slide through wrapping paper?"

    1.

    sex is cool and all but have you ever watched your best friend get out of a relationship with someone you hated

    2.

    Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent minutes looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it

    3.

    sex is cool but have u ever taken ur ponytail out

    4.

    yeah sex is cool but y’all ever come home to a dog that misses you?

    5.

    Yea sex is cool but have you ever tried washing your plate (dishes) right after you use them so they never pile up in the sink?

    6.

    Sex is cool and all but have you ever walked into an empty gym

    7.

    yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever just... taken a nap

    8.

    yeah sex is cool but have u ever ran into a friend u thought u lost at a festival

    9.

    sex is cool but have you ever slept 12 hours?

    10.

    yea sex is cool but have you ever cleaned your room after a month of being depressed

    11.

    Sure sex is cool but have you ever exploded into thousands of bats underneath a street lamp.

    12.

    sex is cool and all but have u ever had someone send you a song and say it reminded of u?

    13.

    Ya sex is cool & all but have you ever made yourself cry with your own art

    14.

    yeah sex is cool but have you ever read a book and it spent days reading it and when u finish it you get this weird sad melancholic ache in your heart and don't what to do w your life now its over and you wish you could read for the first time again cus u loved it that much

    15.

    yeah sex is cool but has ur pet every laid down by you after seeing you sad or crying?

    16.

    yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that u feel genuinely loved

    17.

    sex is cool and all but you ever ate your food drunk with your eyes closed? 😭

    18.

    yeah sex is cool but have you ever drank water after a wild concert

    19.

    Sex is cool but have you ever went to cancel plans with someone and they also didn’t wanna go out either so it’s just a mutual sigh of relief.

    20.

    sex is cool but have you ever had garlic bread

    21.

    yeah, sex is cool but have you ever had the scissors slide through wrapping paper?