1.
This husband who eats his Goldfish in milk, like cereal:
2.
This husband who was asked to do the dishes, so he did them...in the bathtub:
3.
This husband who was asked to put the leftover spaghetti away:
4.
This husband who took a bite out of a stick of butter:
5.
And this husband who made an interesting impulse purchase:
6.
This husband who washed his golf balls in the dishwasher:
7.
This husband who eats the cream out of the Oreos and then puts them back:
8.
This husband who cut the pie like this:
9.
And this husband who eats his corn on the cob like this:
10.
This husband who drinks pickle juice straight out of the jar:
11.
This husband who has some mysterious plans with a drill and a Q-tip:
12.
This husband who took a bite out of every donut in the bag:
13.
This husband who prefers to nap with his wife's pregnancy pillow:
14.
This husband who opened a bag of chips like this:
15.
And this husband who made his orange peel into a penis because, maturity.
