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    25 Hilarious Jokes Women Tweeted This Week

    "'How old are you?' I'm 'had to get invited to gmail' years old."

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    *bf raises his voice for 1.5 seconds* my brain: don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it me: stares out the window not talking for the entire 30 min drive

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    trying to hype myself when I can’t afford an uber

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    How old are you? I'm "had to get invited to gmail" years old.

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    hate when stores sell shirts called "the boyfriend tee" honey boyfriend tees are FREE you think i'm just gonna BUY a big shirt??? no fucking way! i earned this Slaughterhouse Five t-shirt through months of gaslighting

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    So I thought My girl was gonna paint a sunset on my stomach and she wouldn’t let me look until she was done ... and this was the result 💀❤️

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    Me erasing my man’s mind of all the girls he’s been with before me

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    people say "there are so many fish in the sea" but my fish is in the fish tube -rupi kaur

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    Peppa pigs dad looks like Ed Sheehan

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    i’m terrible at dating apps but at least he’s honest

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    My boyfriend literally has no problem making friends with anybody...

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    I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment

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    men are trash but i am a raccoon -Rupi Kaur

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    girls get in a relationship n be on the tl all the time "my bf" this "my bf" that 😒 how about you B F'ing quiet 😂💯

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    what jared tried to text me vs what i actually got LMAO

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    My friend is the manager of a restaurant and look at this dumb ass shit 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

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    Y’all really thought vannessa would walk 1000 miles for what...A MAN???!!! https://t.co/RNse1QA7Bt

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