We love everybody, but let's be real: Baby Boomers can be a lot. And I've noticed that millennials are pretty fed up...
1. With the lack of tech skills:
today a baby boomer came up to my register to pay for his coffee. I let him know that his phone flashlight on and he chuckled and said “yeah i know, it’s been on for a couple days i can’t quite figure out how to turn it off” https://t.co/isajwjGRbf
2. And lack of lingo knowledge:
this is why i hate baby boomers
3. With "when I was your age" moments:
I can’t stand when you teach a baby boomer something computer related and then they try and explain something back to you. I showed someone how to print today and she goes “we used to use carbon paper to make copies, you probably don’t even know what carbon paper is”.
4. With questions like this:
Today a Baby Boomer asked me how lesbians have sex. I am not, nor have I ever been lesbian, but I took a certain pleasure in seeing her expression as I explained the different toys and ways women have intercourse. +
5. With judgment:
Today a baby boomer said “that’s sad!” when I was using my phone calculator to add the correct tip to my bill and now I’m “sad!” I didn’t round house kick him in the balls
6. With ignorance:
Yesterday a baby boomer said to me (word for word) while I was serving her “there’s nothing we can do about climate change so we might as well enjoy the warm weather”
7. With brattiness:
yesterday at work a baby boomer got mad that we didn’t have clam chowder he didn’t even ask for and was like “wah wah there’s something wrong with your generation” & then dissambled a whole sandwich on a table and left. first of all u ruined the economy, & second of all, gerald,
8. With unnecessary pieces about millennials:
this is why I hate baby boomers lmfao
9. With dumb statements:
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
10. With unrealistic job advice:
Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring?? Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals
11. With outdated mindsets:
Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY
12. With unfair expectations:
baby boomers: millennials are SO ENTITLED! also baby boomers: hey can you work on your day off and do something that is out of your job description but we wont pay you for the extra work pwetty pwease hehe now look at MY SON'S BABY PICTURES
13. With bad manners:
*Baby boomer walks in at work* Me: hi how’s it going today? Him: small basket Me: sure thing, paying with cash or card? Him: *waves card* Me: enjoy, have a good night Him: ... But sure it’s young people that are the rude ones
14. With rude emails:
15. And finally, with mansplaining:
Someone just mansplained Google Translate to me. Does Google have a translate function for telling a baby boomer "Yes I know what I'm doing, I've been using this technology since I was 9."