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Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine...”
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there’s 2 sides to every story 😔
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I hate girls who say they child 24 months old, bitch he 4 smh
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GDPR is my therapist
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If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf
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My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄
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I have officially outdone myself. I was literally so drunk last night I wound up on a farm 3 miles from campus and I tried riding a horse.
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no one: james charles at coachella:
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just said hi to a guy on campus without any makeup on and he goes “omg I didn’t even realise it was you! scared the shit out of me!!”
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the Coachella employees backstage trying to “fix” Nicki’s mic and in-ear
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person: hi, how are you? capricorn, scorpio, aquarius, virgo:
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me: “a nose piercing would be kinda cute” my mum:
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gps: keep straight uber driver: *makes left* me in the backseat:
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My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up
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a whale would never say something just to be hurtful
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me at 3 am looking at the bag of hot cheetos i left in my room
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aIiens returning me to earth after 2 straight hours of me venting about my probIems