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1. A welcome mat for people who want to make those door-to-door salesmen really work for it, while simultaneously delighting scouts selling cookies.
2. A pair of giant googly eyes you can put in your yard to make sure no one shrugs off your shrubbery or bring to work to create the most charming office shenanigans since Jim met Dwight.
3. A bar of nihilism soap that'll make your guests rethink using your shampoo...and their existence.
4. A dictionary of sarcasm, because you deserve more things in your life that spark joy and nothing sparks joy more than hearing your mom say, "Jonathan, cool it with the sarcasm."
5. A sweary seasoning for people who are trying to spice things up in the kitchen.
6. A cowboy rider costume so you can add some yee yee juice to your pup's balanced diet.
7. A metal sign for gardeners who know a clever curse is as lovely as actual plants — at least with the right (or rather, wrong) attitude.
8. A graphic tee that'll satisfy you when you're trying to really ~nail it~ with your dad-joke repertoire.
9. A pack of three utensil hooks for people who applaud ~monkeying~ around in the kitchen.
10. A sassy shower curtain for old souls who suffer from a truly prehistoric (i.e. hilarious) sense of humor.
11. A trio of notebooks that won't be the most uplifting (but will be the most funny) notebooks you use next semester.
12. A witch's garden print so you can add some dark humor to your home decor.
13. A coffee mug for people who know what their skills are (hilarity is clearly top of the list).
14. A bacon wall decal that'll certainly have your friends laughing when you all ~meat~ up at your place for movie night.
15. A coffee mug for any foul-mouthed fiend who swears jokes are funnier with adult language.
16. An adult coloring book you'd have to be a ~dick~ to not love coloring in.
17. A pair of glowing bike testicles that'll make your commute to work a real ball.
18. An embroidery kit sure to have have you (and only you) in stitches.
19. A sarcastic fortune telling ball that'll tell it how it really is.
20. A borderline-cruel sticker to give to the tender-hearted soul you love the very moist.
21. A foaming clay mask that'll have you feeling yourself in every selfie you incessantly send to your contact list every time you use it.
22. A picture book for exhausted parents who need a reminder that having kids is the fu... greatest.
23. A BBQ candle that'll crack you up every time you light it to set the mood.
24. A doorstop for people who want to make their guests ice-scream when they walk through the door.
25. A scary mug that's gonna be a very penny-wise way to spend your money... if you're a sadist.
26. A You Smell Nothing Jon Snow toilet spray to keep your bathroom from smelling like Flea Bottom.
27. Or a cursing candle that'll give your nose some sweet relief.
28. A T-shirt that's gonna jumble the brain of everyone who reads it, making you the master of jokes without saying a word.
29. Or a wall hanging if your love of muddling things up is at a permanent-home-decor level.
30. A trivia game for people who are amused by rather trivial teachings.
31. A pair of stockings that will get laughs (at least, from you) as long as you're not too ~chicken~ to wear them.
32. A wholesome game of You've Got Crabs for people who know nothing is better than a funny game with friends when they're feeling ~crabby~.
33. Or a Cards Against Humanity period-themed expansion pack that'll have you (although maybe not your mom) laughing menstru-all night long.
34. A red baseball cap that's gonna make your Grandpa do a double take.
35. A book on bad taxidermy sure to have you laughing anim-all over the place.
36. A box of cereal that'll bring joy to every ~fiber~ of your being, if you're still into potty humor at your age.
37. And finally, a board game so funny and fun, your equally dark friends are sure to be dying with laughter when y'all play it... even if your score is rather grim.
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