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The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
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The person whose entire world just got rocked by a pill mix-up:
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The person whose pizza has seen some terrible things:
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The person who let the Sasquatch borrow their heels:
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The person who had the unthinkable happen to their poor, poor marshmallows:
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The person whose mozzarella sticks contained nary a stick of mozzarella:
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The person who is facing the egg dilemma to end all egg dilemmas:
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The person who turned their bed into a candle crime scene:
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The person who had some real Italian coffee:
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The proud new owner of the Samsung Dalí remote:
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The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2023:
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The person who did the best they could:
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The person who got a fun little surprise with their floss:
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The person who got a little extra protein with their cereal:
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The person who got EXACTLY what they wanted:
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The person whose plates might have a few blemishes:
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The person who knows 2023's hottest look will be "shirt that got caught in a tool at the job site":
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The person who is now forever trapped within the confines of their hoodie:
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And the person who brutally ended this poor slug's time on Earth:
