Another March has come and gone and Twitter helped us get through it again. Anyway, here are some of the best tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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Babes ur not horny, you just need to pee, go piss girl
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this took 15 seconds to load and was worth the wait
4.
white ppl snapped when they said “I don’t give a rat’s ass”
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At lunch with my team, we get our checks and togo boxes, one of my team members says to the waitress “Thank you lady nasty the food was delicious” she looked at us and said “It’s LaDynasty” I’m in here crying. Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty?
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I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.
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Me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz I’m hilarious
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This “ruh roh shaggy” ass sandwich 😭 https://t.co/5Vdqm35TCM
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gale out-bobbed her im sorry https://t.co/sYC3TAnOG8
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when my lima bean surgery is a sucesss
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Grindr won
14.
hookup started giving himself a tour around my apartment after we finished and asked how much my rent was… please get out my house 😭
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it’s been completely silent on zoom for the past 20 mins so i just asked the professor what we're supposed to be doing and apparently we were taking a test
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the pixar lamp when it sees the letter i
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"Just one more episode"
18.
me to my mum when she try to be my friend after she just did too much…
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Early 2000s movies were like “this is a high school sophomore”
20.
Here's a knuckle sandwich https://t.co/OBs9VjsAI2
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when i was a kid i used to think adults were being patronizing when they said shit like "you're getting so big!" but now i'm in my thirties and i have a lot more friends who have kids and let me tell you something those fuckers are gettin bigger than hell
22.
“Are you vers?” Idk, sometimes.
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the last of us when the rest of them walk in
24.
needed a break from her
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And then there were 4
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me staring at my reflection in every mirror i come across
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When the water bottle pops in the middle of the night
28.
she was just saying shit
29.
i was only obsessed w ppl i was dating when i was unemployed so my solution for y’all still checkin likes is to get a job
30.
everything feels like over sharing these days. I could be writing something like “I’m hungry” then delete cause nobody needs to know that
31.
I’m gonna do it idc
32.
slut era (i literally only want him) but slut era
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“hung4hung” you people are so selfish..
35.
austin butler talked in that accent for so long just to lose the oscar
36.
why do sexy people (me) have to go through so much
37.
when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution
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“I miss you” Me trying to figure out who’s number this is:
40.
your suitcase does NOT belong on the bed - at any point in time.
41.
just saw two men leave the same bathroom stall
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
43.
Lindsay Lohan when she woke up Friday morning
44.
whoever told netflix that part 1 and 2 was a good idea for tv shows should get fired
45.
thirty minutes in here would fix me
46.
Thinking about "SALAD IN A PASTY???"
47.
me: *telling what i think is a hilarious story from my childhood* friend: i’m so sorry that happened to you
48.
cocaine bear but it takes 2 melatonin gummies instead
49.
“would you like to round up your total of $19.97 to the nearest dollar for charity?”
50.
Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs