You know the drill — another week, another roundup of amazing tweets from women!
1.
the last 6 months have felt like that scene from New Moon where Bella is just sitting at her desk with the sad Bon Iver song playing over it and the seasons keep changing. u know?
Stop coming for me weebs I KNOW it’s a Lykke Li song
2.
This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺 Normally, I do not go because I am poor.
3.
THE FINGER OVER THE MOUTH LMFAOOO
4.
My 4 year old is literally a teenager.
5.
maybe the best typo of my whole life
6.
Idk if im ready for marriage man ...imagine getting home after a long day and someone starts talking to you????
7.
I can’t believe I used to leave my house a 5 times a week. That just seems excessive
8.
me coming back to twitter after closing the app 10 seconds ago https://t.co/MQcGEquEQs
9.
i rest my case
10.
ever since covid started all the hand sanitizer smells like cheap tequila and I hate it 😭
11.
couldn’t find my palette so I mixed my shit on a tortilla
12.
Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work
13.
I’m gon catch this flight regardless ✈️✈️
14.
men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom
15.
I’m sorry but COVID has really made me judge some of my friends. Why y’all can’t stay in the house? Why y’all can’t wear masks? Now I’m like, do I even like you? 😂
16.
we have officially entered the jason derulo part of the year