QOTD: Is Your Heart Open to These Doors?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

What is it about suicide doors? Some 47 years after the last pair of full-size, rear-hinged doors faded from the domestic automobile landscape, we continue lusting after them. And automakers continue teasing us with sedans that open like a barn. Remember Lincoln’s go-nowhere Continental concept of the early 2000s? That’s just one of many pieces of vaporware boasting throwback doors that never went anywhere.

Next to narrow, barely-there side mirrors and ridiculously oversized wheels, suicide (aka clamshell, aka coach-style) doors are the design feature a good concept cannot go without, even though the audience has no expectation of ever seeing them in a showroom. Kia saw fit to install them on its Telluride concept. A three-row SUV, fer chrissakes. We’d probably be annoyed with them by now, were it not for Rolls-Royce’s resurrection of this vintage method of ingress/egress.

Are you as afflicted with suicide door love as this writer?

I’ll admit I love them. I want to see them return, though the declining sedan market lends serious doubt to my dream of a so-equipped passenger car generating enough volume to make them a regular sight on North American roads. Hope is everlasting, though.

In their absence, even the half-doors on the Saturn Ion quad coupe and Honda Element and Ford F-150 SuperCab give me a Chris Matthews-style tingle.

Once commonplace in the 1920s through early 50s, the last (domestic) gasp for these doors came in the heady 1960s — Lincoln’s heyday. Ford’s luxury division catapulted them to iconic status during that decade, while its parent brand repurposed them for a little-remembered variant of the Thunderbird for model years 1967 to 1971. Seen here is a ’68 I stumbled across near the Vermont border on Labor Day.

Late Thursday, Lincoln implied we might see these doors again. It’s looking like there’s a refresh afoot for the slow-selling Continental that incorporates these doors, which seems a little like desperation on Ford’s part. If true, are we to view this decision with cynicism? It would be an attempt to mine the public’s fondness for the ’61-’69 Conti in order to fan the dying embers of a model surely destined for discontinuation. So many emotions at play right now…

But we’re not specifically talking Lincoln here. No, today we want you to describe how — and why — you feel a continued pull for these doors (assuming, of course, that you do).

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  • Vulpine Vulpine on Dec 14, 2018

    I won't argue they don't have their drawbacks, but at curb-side they're a huge advantage.

  • Bullnuke Bullnuke on Dec 14, 2018

    There's an often overlooked utility available with suicide doors. A friend of mine had a late '40 Chrysler with such doors. He'd have the rear seat passengers pop 'em open at speed every once in a while to allow the 50 or 60 mph air to blow all the crap out of the car (soda cans, fast food containers, etc.). The downside was that the doors became speed brakes and would markedly slow the car down...

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    • Downunder Downunder on Dec 14, 2018

      @Lie2me Doors as "Air-Brakes": Aviation inspired technology, another advertising selling point :)

  • TheEndlessEnigma Of course they should unionize. US based automotive production component production and auto assembly plants with unionized memberships produce the highest quality products in the automotive sector. Just look at the high quality products produced by GM, Ford and Chrysler!
  • Redapple2 Got cha. No big.
  • Theflyersfan The wheel and tire combo is tragic and the "M Stripe" has to go, but overall, this one is a keeper. Provided the mileage isn't 300,000 and the service records don't read like a horror novel, this could be one of the last (almost) unmodified E34s out there that isn't rotting in a barn. I can see this ad being taken down quickly due to someone taking the chance. Recently had some good finds here. Which means Monday, we'll see a 1999 Honda Civic with falling off body mods from Pep Boys, a rusted fart can, Honda Rot with bad paint, 400,000 miles, and a biohazard interior, all for the unrealistic price of $10,000.
  • Theflyersfan Expect a press report about an expansion of VW's Mexican plant any day now. I'm all for worker's rights to get the best (and fair) wages and benefits possible, but didn't VW, and for that matter many of the Asian and European carmaker plants in the south, already have as good of, if not better wages already? This can drive a wedge in those plants and this might be a case of be careful what you wish for.
  • Jkross22 When I think about products that I buy that are of the highest quality or are of great value, I have no idea if they are made as a whole or in parts by unionized employees. As a customer, that's really all I care about. When I think about services I receive from unionized and non-unionized employees, it varies from C- to F levels of service. Will unionizing make the cars better or worse?
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