So, How Badly is The New "Charlies Angels" Movie Gonna Bomb?

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I'll say it nets around $10 million or less, opening weekend, and I'm being very generous.

The only reason anyone ever watched this shit heap in TV or Movie form, is sex appeal. Take that away, and you got nothin'. This new cast does not exactly scream "sex appeal", and it looks about as bland as dry oatmeal. Another "woke" flick that looks to turn stereotypes on their head, and will suffer greatly for it.

If you want to make a tough chick movie, go for it. Just don't use a property mainly known for objectifying beautiful women at every turn, and think people will actually be interested, when you take that aspect away.

Not that I'm particularly interested in the franchise either way, but who doesn't like watching a good car crash?

InB4 RT critic score at 70%, and RT audience score at 2%.
 
It looks fkn Terrible I'm sure it's gonna suck. Even my girl said it looks stupid
 
But they were so brave in the trailers thoooo

Only cute one was the new pink power ranger, twilight chick was awakening her inner lesbian and black chick was there to round out that diversity check list
 
It cost 48 million to make. They should have just flushed that money down the toilet.
 
round out that diversity check list

Probably still gonna get panned for using Angels, a christian invention. Muslim viewers shouldn't be subjected to that. Call it Charlie's Virgins
 
Surprised Kristen Stewart still got a main role, she can't act for shit even if her life depended on it.
 
Didn’t even know this was a movie. Just watched the trailer and it made me want to take an extra spicy, three Chipotle burrito topped off with a Taco Bell family meal shit.
 
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Fuck all these remakes of classic shows.
 
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Stupid, stupid remake.

You know, if you made it with a different name, and made it GOOD, word of mouth would have you make some money, Hollywood. It's getting that point now. Time to start with some new stuff again. Seriously.
 
I want to say pretty fucking badly, but then again I’d imagine there are quite a few people in the world who would willingly buy tickets to see this. Wouldn’t be surprised if it broke even, it’s not like they had a HUGE budget.
 
Stupid, stupid remake.

You know, if you made it with a different name, and made it GOOD, word of mouth would have you make some money, Hollywood. It's getting that point now. Time to start with some new stuff again. Seriously.

I was just thinking to myself that this is a property I don't think ANYONE was clamoring to be brought back any time soon. I thought the McG-directed 2000 movie was passably entertaining but that a lot to do with a talented cast and a don't-take-things-seriously vibe. By Full Throttle, audiences already didn't give a damn, and it did not make nearly as much money as the predecessor.

I like Elizabeth Banks. But she probably could have picked a different project for his second directorial effort.
 
It cost 48 million to make. They should have just flushed that money down the toilet.
The same people who “fight” for this type of rendition on Twitter are the same bastards who won’t even go watch the damn movie!
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Probably still gonna get panned for using Angels, a christian invention. Muslim viewers shouldn't be subjected to that. Call it Charlie's Virgins
You mean raisins...
 
I want to say pretty fucking badly, but then again I’d imagine there are quite a few people in the world who would willingly buy tickets to see this. Wouldn’t be surprised if it broke even, it’s not like they had a HUGE budget.

The light budget might help them a bit, but even then...

I'm being quite generous with my prediction, but I really wouldn't be surprised if this was an epic, "Delgo" like bomb. I think the familiar property will be enough to carry it a little bit, but you never know.
 
I'm willing to give it a chance just for the nude scenes.

I mean, it must obviously have nude scenes, right? Nobody would expect anyone to pay for this shit if it didn't.
 
Only reason why I even know that this exists is because of the Ari songs that got released via the soundtrack

They really are trying to reboot everything, huh?
 
Fuggin’ lazy ass op can’t even post the trailer

 
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