The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
It would have to be when I saw Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip. I also love anything by Eddie Izzard.
The funniest TV show I’ve ever seen …
’Allo ’Allo! It’s hands down my favourite comedy of all time.
The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen ...
Monty Python, when they arrive at the French castle in the Holy Grail. It was the first time I realised you could be ridiculous in a feature film. I’ve been trying to emulate that ever since.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
A lady at a press conference who said: “Why are you doing this?” I replied: “Ma’am, I will be done with the show momentarily.” She said: “No, not this. Why are you doing comedy?”
The funniest meal I’ve ever had …
Goulash. I don’t understand what the big deal with goulash is. I do not like goulash. Screw goulash.
The funniest dream I’ve ever had …
The night before a physics exam, I had a dream that I was naked on my bed and a cathode was attached to my left ear and an anode to my right one. Then a voice said: “Don’t worry, you idiot, you’re not going to die of electrocution. Your pillow is made of rubber.”
The funniest number …
I don’t like 47. It’s a ridiculous amount of rupees to have. A ridiculous age to be.
The funniest word …
“Espionage”. You would think a word about spies would be a little less conspicuous.