The Wal Mart General Tso's chicken is legit

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Just dont use all the sauce, they give way too much. I use about half that

Pan fry that shiet for extra crispy goodness

Combine w/rice this shiet is delicious
 
Not as good as Sams Club pizza tho..



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The general tso they sell in the deli is the bomb.
 
I'm not in the mood for anything Chinese at the moment.

Nothing against the people or culture.

But because of a harmless joke I got into some hot water at work.
There's a guy named Zhang Huang.... he seemed like a really cool guy. But every morning he would rush to his desk to start the day. Running up to his desk like he was trying to catch a call before it stopped ringing.

I started yelling "BANZAI!!!!!!!" as he was running to his desk.
The first few days he just looked more startled than anything. On the 4th day he says something about it being a Japanese word not a Chinese word. I couldn't follow half of what he was saying. I told myself "okay, if he doesn't like it... then just stop."

But on the very next workday (Monday) he comes running in again and without even thinking I belted out a "BANZAI !!!!!!"....
One thing lead to another and I got written up.

So I could do without callous threads like this and their harsh reminders.
 
Do they have a Great Value version that's like 30-50 cents cheaper?

Asking for a friend.
 
Walmart also has chicken parm you can nuke in the microwave and it's actually really good. I got it to try last week and had a backup meal in case it sucked. But, I was pleasantly surprised. All you do is nuke it in its container, but the chicken comes out super moist somehow.
 
Is InnovAsian even owned by Chinese? Pretty racist if it's owned by a non-Chinese. First it's bad that they're appropriating Chinese cuisine but they're also abominating classics with their western tastes. Boycott racist sweat shop Walmart imo.

With that said, I don't eat anything instant or pre-made. Too much msg, sodium, calories etc.
 
hewwo meh I hewp ew?

genwo so cheeken no wegetebo, sau on sai
 
Is InnovAsian even owned by Chinese? Pretty racist if it's owned by a non-Chinese. First it's bad that they're appropriating Chinese cuisine but they're also abominating classics with their western tastes. Boycott racist sweat shop Walmart imo.

With that said, I don't eat anything instant or pre-made. Too much msg, sodium, calories etc.

It's not instant fool, you cook it in the pan
 
Walmart also has chicken parm you can nuke in the microwave and it's actually really good. I got it to try last week and had a backup meal in case it sucked. But, I was pleasantly surprised. All you do is nuke it in its container, but the chicken comes out super moist somehow.
yeah ive had something similar and it was not bad at all
 
It's not instant fool, you cook it in the pan
But is it pre-made? And what's in the ingredient? I bet it's not even real chicken. Probably like subway in which it's 50% flour and 50% low grade chicken and other meat.

I rather buy my own chicken and either a general tso sauce somewhere or perferably make my own. Recipes are everywhere
 
I'm not in the mood for anything Chinese at the moment.

Nothing against the people or culture.

But because of a harmless joke I got into some hot water at work.
There's a guy named Zhang Huang.... he seemed like a really cool guy. But every morning he would rush to his desk to start the day. Running up to his desk like he was trying to catch a call before it stopped ringing.

I started yelling "BANZAI!!!!!!!" as he was running to his desk.
The first few days he just looked more startled than anything. On the 4th day he says something about it being a Japanese word not a Chinese word. I couldn't follow half of what he was saying. I told myself "okay, if he doesn't like it... then just stop."

But on the very next workday (Monday) he comes running in again and without even thinking I belted out a "BANZAI !!!!!!"....
One thing lead to another and I got written up.

So I could do without callous threads like this and their harsh reminders.




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I'm not in the mood for anything Chinese at the moment.

Nothing against the people or culture.

But because of a harmless joke I got into some hot water at work.
There's a guy named Zhang Huang.... he seemed like a really cool guy. But every morning he would rush to his desk to start the day. Running up to his desk like he was trying to catch a call before it stopped ringing.

I started yelling "BANZAI!!!!!!!" as he was running to his desk.
The first few days he just looked more startled than anything. On the 4th day he says something about it being a Japanese word not a Chinese word. I couldn't follow half of what he was saying. I told myself "okay, if he doesn't like it... then just stop."

But on the very next workday (Monday) he comes running in again and without even thinking I belted out a "BANZAI !!!!!!"....
One thing lead to another and I got written up.

So I could do without callous threads like this and their harsh reminders.
now you need to buy some of this chicken and throw it at him
I'm not in the mood for anything Chinese at the moment.

Nothing against the people or culture.

But because of a harmless joke I got into some hot water at work.
There's a guy named Zhang Huang.... he seemed like a really cool guy. But every morning he would rush to his desk to start the day. Running up to his desk like he was trying to catch a call before it stopped ringing.

I started yelling "BANZAI!!!!!!!" as he was running to his desk.
The first few days he just looked more startled than anything. On the 4th day he says something about it being a Japanese word not a Chinese word. I couldn't follow half of what he was saying. I told myself "okay, if he doesn't like it... then just stop."

But on the very next workday (Monday) he comes running in again and without even thinking I belted out a "BANZAI !!!!!!"....
One thing lead to another and I got written up.

So I could do without callous threads like this and their harsh reminders.
now give him some pho
 
I'm not in the mood for anything Chinese at the moment.

Nothing against the people or culture.

But because of a harmless joke I got into some hot water at work.
There's a guy named Zhang Huang.... he seemed like a really cool guy. But every morning he would rush to his desk to start the day. Running up to his desk like he was trying to catch a call before it stopped ringing.

I started yelling "BANZAI!!!!!!!" as he was running to his desk.
The first few days he just looked more startled than anything. On the 4th day he says something about it being a Japanese word not a Chinese word. I couldn't follow half of what he was saying. I told myself "okay, if he doesn't like it... then just stop."

But on the very next workday (Monday) he comes running in again and without even thinking I belted out a "BANZAI !!!!!!"....
One thing lead to another and I got written up.

So I could do without callous threads like this and their harsh reminders.

Ah man you fucked up. You were supposed to google it and find the Chinese equivalent.

http://www.danwei.org/language/yuan_chonghuan_profanity.php

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Or you can super alpha and call him "Ping Pang" like Banchan used to call @Pugilistic for being a fake Korean Chinamen. #freeBanChan
 
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