Which UFC fighter would you choose to assemble low grade cabinets with?

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I think I would pick John Dodson cause he's little and fast and can get into the nooks and crannies - I'm not going to lie I would manipulate the situation to have him do most of the work but he seems like a cool guy to hang around with. I wonder what background music we could listen to?
 
So you'd basically make him your slave?

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Clay Guida

His hair would get caught in the shelving and we would have to constantly stop to re-assemble

Plus he would burp all over the place and who can work like this
 
Clay the carpenter Guida
 
Low grade cabinets..........appropriate music............

 
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Alexander Gustafsson would probably be a wizard with the IKEA assembly
 
Matt Hughes, seems like he knows a thing or two about assembling Ikea
 
Since Guida has already been hired.

I’ll go with Rich Franklin. School teacher with a Masters degree in math.

Everything will fit the first time.
 
Probably Dada5000 to watch him put a nail through his own hand
 
Female fighter to make me a sandwich

Alhamdulillah
 
For fun and if i wasn't particularly bothered whether the cabinet got assembled or not, or what it looked like - Nick Diaz

If i wanted the cabinet actually assembled - mr cool calm and collected Robert Whittaker
 
Brock.

Talk about hunting, guns, wrestling, WWE and UFC while drinking Coors Light
 
For fun and if i wasn't particularly bothered whether the cabinet got assembled or not, or what it looked like - Nick Diaz

If i wanted the cabinet actually assembled - mr cool calm and collected Robert Whittaker

don't you have any pride?

Of course you want to assemble cabinets properly
 
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