Ruined my date with a bad movie pick

13 others · Jul 30, 2021

Got invited over to a girls house last night. I told her I was a movie enthusiast as I used to collect DVDs. I have over 500 easily, all in alphabetical order.

She asked if I had Pulp Fiction. I do so I went to my collection, pulled it out and threw it into my bag.

Well long story short, I get to her house and I throw it in her DVD player and I realized real quick that I accidentally grabbed "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

This woman is in her mid 40s and hated the movie. She literally didn't laugh once. As a joke I texted her this morning saying we should get together to watch "paul blart mall cop 2"

No reply yet.

Ares Black · Jul 30, 2021

Why would anyone own Paul Blart: Mall Cop on DVD?

Jose Beehive · Jul 30, 2021

Watch Mamma Mia and Twilight back to back
<mma2>

Noveltymortar · Jul 30, 2021

Have you told her about your DVD collection being alphabetized? I can't believe that wouldn't seal the deal for you.

Pliny Pete · Jul 30, 2021

Broke bitch shoulda just ordered Pulp Fiction if she wanted to see it so much instead of depending on you for everything
Youre better off without her

Get To Da Choppa · Jul 30, 2021

At least it wasn't the porn version of pulp fiction, pulp friction (actually that might've gone better for you than Paul Blart 2)

hohner · Jul 30, 2021

Haha that's awesome!

elreece · Jul 30, 2021

did anyone actually laugh in Paul Blart......Actually who the fuck has seen it?

Drain Bamage · Jul 30, 2021

13 others said:
Got invited over to a girls house last night.
.....
This woman is in her mid 40s

Thats not "a girl" thats somebodies grandma

Jose Beehive · Jul 30, 2021

Get To Da Choppa said:
At least it wasn't the porn version of pulp fiction, pulp friction (actually that might've gone better for you than Paul Blart 2)

Or the gay porn version Gulp Dickson.

Chesten_Hesten · Jul 30, 2021

You got what you deserved for making her watch mall cop.

Move on, she's gone.

Big Nasty Edison · Jul 30, 2021

It's your fault for owning such a shitty movie.

Robocok · Jul 30, 2021

Mall Cop is hilarious. I own a dvd copy and have watched it on multiple first dates which ended in banging.

This is my favorite part.

Zer · Jul 30, 2021

idk I get laid every time I put on Paul Blart

nostradumbass · Jul 30, 2021

Eff that, Paul Blart was awesome. What kind of goofy bitch doesn't like silly movies?

She probably thought you were a serial killer when you told her you have your DVDs alphabetized.

Pliny Pete · Jul 30, 2021

elreece said:
did anyone actually laugh in Paul Blart......Actually who the fuck has seen it?

I seen it, its a good movie

A.S. Deep · Jul 30, 2021

13 others said:
Got invited over to a girls house last night. I told her I was a movie enthusiast as I used to collect DVDs. I have over 500 easily, all in alphabetical order.

She asked if I had Pulp Fiction. I do so I went to my collection, pulled it out and threw it into my bag.

Well long story short, I get to her house and I throw it in her DVD player and I realized real quick that I accidentally grabbed "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

This woman is in her mid 40s and hated the movie. She literally didn't laugh once. As a joke I texted her this morning saying we should get together to watch "paul blart mall cop 2"

No reply yet.

If a woman is ghosting you because of a boring movie, why would you ever want her company again?

crabmeat · Jul 30, 2021

She didn't have the means for you to stream Pulp Fiction?

lsa · Jul 30, 2021

Damn Marc, what did grandma think about it?

Uber_Noober · Jul 30, 2021

Ruined my date with a bad movie pick

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