Introducing Meghan and Harry’s Etsy Shop

Welcome to Meghan and Harry’s Etsy shop! In order to facilitate our transition to financial independence, we are pleased to announce the creation of SussexFul, your new fave spot for all things (formerly senior) royal. Steeped in tradition yet committed to smashing tiresome norms, we offer an array of home goods for your little castle and the coolest garb, both ceremonial and casual. Sit down, have a cuppa, and take a look around!

Live, Love, Laugh, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

AVAILABLE ITEMS

PRINCELY AF sweatshirt (£80): Sharpie on a Champion-brand hooded sweatshirt—the perfect blend of highborn-lowbrow!

Your Royal Highness rolling papers (£2 per pack): Puff, puff, pass, pauper!

Miniature palace guards made from Q-tips (£6 a pair): Meghan needed something to do with her hands; press junkets are so, so boring.

Royal nappies (£49.99): Keep your princeling as dry as our famous British wit with these super-soft nappies embroidered with the royal coat of arms! * * * DISCONTINUED DUE TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT * * *

Fascinators, varied (10 p.): Who actually wants these hideous things? Honestly, free with purchase—of anything.

Meghan and Harry wax figures (£100 plus shipping): These are harder to keep looking nice than we’d anticipated, and if you think they were creepy before they started melting . . . Walk-in freezer recommended!

Tiaras, scepters, ermine stoles (price on request, serious offers only)

Kate’s diary (£1,000,000): YES, IT’S REAL AND IF YOU WANT IT BACK YOU’LL PAY UP, CATHERINE.