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(WPXI.com)   There are Christmas decorations, and then there is an inflatable-20 foot major award outside of the "A Christmas Story" house   (wpxi.com) divider line
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 9:52:49 AM  
Will it shoot somebody's eye out?
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 10:16:53 AM  
It's Italian.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons  
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2019-12-09 1:03:06 PM  
the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the side yard
 
mcsiegs  
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2019-12-09 3:07:03 PM  
I do a pretty decent display for the holidays, but I am definitely a "no inflatables" guy.  I judge you if you use inflatables....your favorite vacation destination is Disney World and you rarely shop outside of WalMart.

//you still seem like a good person....I just hate your inflatables.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 3:10:51 PM  
What happened to Ralphie since Friday?

Is his gun OK?
 
Gonzo317  
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2019-12-09 3:11:51 PM  
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Kirzania  
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2019-12-09 3:12:57 PM  
I thought this was a staple there. It was on display when we went last year.
.... Which I don't have a photo of, for some reason.
 
89 Stick-Up Kid  
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2019-12-09 3:16:02 PM  
Wow what a high quality website.
 
Dangerous_sociopath  
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2019-12-09 3:16:16 PM  

Kirzania: I thought this was a staple there. It was on display when we went last year.
.... Which I don't have a photo of, for some reason.


they can just run this same article every year... or week apparently
 
EffervescingElephant  
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2019-12-09 3:16:18 PM  
What an absolutely vulgar display!

Something such as this will certainly over sexually stimulate someone

Just make sure there aren't any reporters in the vacinity, there might be an ass-slappin headed in their direction
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 3:16:37 PM  
You'll put your eye out, kid
 
Atomic Jonb  
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2019-12-09 3:21:19 PM  

kdawg7736: Will it shoot somebody's eye out?


No, but it might get you mugged in broad daylight.
 
morg  
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2019-12-09 3:24:50 PM  

Kirzania: I thought this was a staple there. It was on display when we went last year.
.... Which I don't have a photo of, for some reason.


Apparently it was too spicy for the local to news too.
 
MythDragon  
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2019-12-09 3:31:25 PM  
It looks like a pink nightmare.
 
Langdon Alger  
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2019-12-09 3:31:53 PM  
so this is about some movie?
 
Kinan  
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2019-12-09 3:52:51 PM  

mcsiegs: I do a pretty decent display for the holidays, but I am definitely a "no inflatables" guy.  I judge you if you use inflatables....your favorite vacation destination is Disney World and you rarely shop outside of WalMart.

//you still seem like a good person....I just hate your inflatables.


Because they look like used condoms when they're deflated?
 
NotThatGuyAgain  
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2019-12-09 3:53:53 PM  

mcsiegs: I do a pretty decent display for the holidays, but I am definitely a "no inflatables" guy.  I judge you if you use inflatables....your favorite vacation destination is Disney World and you rarely shop outside of WalMart.

//you still seem like a good person....I just hate your inflatables.


A guy not too far from my house seemingly adds about 4 or 5 inflatables to his collection, for every holiday, every year.  I haven't been down his street lately and can only imagine how many he has up.  I swear that this time of year he has at least 20, if not more.  The oddest thing is trees block the view from the street fro most of his yard so it's just a shiatload of glowy things "in the woods."

/Some local Farkers will know exactly the house I'm talking about
//Samples Rd, Cumming, GA
 
maxheck  
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2019-12-09 4:04:48 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: mcsiegs: I do a pretty decent display for the holidays, but I am definitely a "no inflatables" guy.  I judge you if you use inflatables....your favorite vacation destination is Disney World and you rarely shop outside of WalMart.

//you still seem like a good person....I just hate your inflatables.

A guy not too far from my house seemingly adds about 4 or 5 inflatables to his collection, for every holiday, every year.  I haven't been down his street lately and can only imagine how many he has up.  I swear that this time of year he has at least 20, if not more.  The oddest thing is trees block the view from the street fro most of his yard so it's just a shiatload of glowy things "in the woods."

/Some local Farkers will know exactly the house I'm talking about
//Samples Rd, Cumming, GA


Used to live in Brooklyn Park, which is the white-trashiest suburb of Baltimore. There was one townhouse with a fenced lot the size of a postage stamp that every December was wall-to-wall inflatables. Always puzzled me... You have thousands of dollars to spend on this crap and you're still living in Brooklyn Park?
 
mcsiegs  
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2019-12-09 4:13:00 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: so it's just a shiatload of glowy things "in the woods."


lol!
 
MacWizard  
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2019-12-09 4:15:13 PM  
Another entry on the long list of reasons to avoid Cleveland.
 
Anoria  
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2019-12-09 4:28:55 PM  
I thought the Major Award only had the one foot. Extras sound really creepy.
 
Kalyco Jack  
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2019-12-09 5:09:38 PM  

maxandgrinch: What happened to Ralphie since Friday?

Is his gun OK?


He shot his eye out.
 
Kalyco Jack  
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2019-12-09 5:11:15 PM  

maxheck: NotThatGuyAgain: mcsiegs: I do a pretty decent display for the holidays, but I am definitely a "no inflatables" guy.  I judge you if you use inflatables....your favorite vacation destination is Disney World and you rarely shop outside of WalMart.

//you still seem like a good person....I just hate your inflatables.

A guy not too far from my house seemingly adds about 4 or 5 inflatables to his collection, for every holiday, every year.  I haven't been down his street lately and can only imagine how many he has up.  I swear that this time of year he has at least 20, if not more.  The oddest thing is trees block the view from the street fro most of his yard so it's just a shiatload of glowy things "in the woods."

/Some local Farkers will know exactly the house I'm talking about
//Samples Rd, Cumming, GA

Used to live in Brooklyn Park, which is the white-trashiest suburb of Baltimore. There was one townhouse with a fenced lot the size of a postage stamp that every December was wall-to-wall inflatables. Always puzzled me... You have thousands of dollars to spend on this crap and you're still living in Brooklyn Park?


Brooklyn Park? They were probably stolen.
 
Langdon Alger  
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2019-12-09 5:38:54 PM  

MacWizard: Another entry on the long list of reasons to avoid Cleveland.


b-b-but that song said Cleveland rocks
 
Driver [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 6:03:11 PM  
For some reason the article doesn't show the photo in my MS Edge browser. Says it's blocked by some extension.
So, I tried it using the old Internet Explorer browser and voila !

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I'm a bit underwhelmed though. That shade on top should be a bit bigger shouldn't it ?
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut  
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2019-12-09 6:58:43 PM  

mcsiegs: I do a pretty decent display for the holidays, but I am definitely a "no inflatables" guy.  I judge you if you use inflatables....your favorite vacation destination is Disney World and you rarely shop outside of WalMart.

//you still seem like a good person....I just hate your inflatables.


That's a completely irrational attitude!  And fair enough, I've got my own decorative shiat I hate for no good reason at all when you get right down to it.
 
stuffy  
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2019-12-09 9:08:24 PM  
So want one, just to piss off the HOA across the street.
 
MacWizard  
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2019-12-09 10:30:17 PM  

Langdon Alger: MacWizard: Another entry on the long list of reasons to avoid Cleveland.

b-b-but that song said Cleveland rocks


Yeah it does. But "mistake by the lake" precedes it by at least a decade and is heard much more often, especially if you are unfortunate enough to live in Ohio.
 
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