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(IFL Science)   Old and busted: ManBearPig. New hotness: PigMonkeyChimera   (iflscience.com) divider line
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    More: Interesting, Cell, monkey stem cells, Stem cell, human organs, eukaryotic cell, Human anatomy, Animal, Embryonic stem cell  
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 12:02:07 PM  
No thank you. Sounds creepy.
 
nmrsnr [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 12:11:30 PM  
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spongeboob [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 12:17:11 PM  
As long as this abomination stays the hell away from me
Mountain Dew: «Puppymonkeybaby»
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MurphyMurphy [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 2:55:42 PM  

kdawg7736: No thank you. Sounds creepy.


Someday that creepy will save lives.

What if we can graft human genomes onto the monkey so it grows human organs and then grow it inside of a pig.

That how we get Man-monkey-pig.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 2:56:49 PM  
The ugly-ass Chinese pig monkey from 2008 is back (bacon)?


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MurphyMurphy [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 2:58:08 PM  

maxandgrinch: The ugly-ass Chinese pig monkey from 2008 is back (bacon)?


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But how many asses does it have?
 
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo  
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2019-12-09 3:09:32 PM  
"We believe this work will facilitate future developments in xenogeneic organogenesis, bringing us one step closer to producing tissue-specific functional cells and organs in a large animal model through interspecies blastocyst complementation," write the study authors in the journal Protein and Cell.


Interspecies Blastocyst Complementation is the name of my New-Age Solipsism Spoken-Word Propaganda Compilation Album.
 
Marcos P  
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2019-12-09 3:10:20 PM  
"Scientists in China..."


They're lying.
 
msinquefield  
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2019-12-09 3:22:13 PM  
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animekev  
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2019-12-09 3:34:51 PM  
Do you want Orcs? Because THIS IS HOW YOU GET ORCS!
 
Barricaded Gunman  
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2019-12-09 3:37:45 PM  
"The CIA has been creating pig/human hybrids for decades, Joe, that's just a fact."
 
wantingout  
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2019-12-09 3:53:22 PM  
wait, i thought we already had monkey-pigs. we just call them humans.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 3:55:34 PM  
"The creatures outside looked from pig to monkey, and from monkey to pig, and from pig to monkey again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
 
clawsoon  
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2019-12-09 4:05:40 PM  
In other chimera news, a blood marrow transplant can apparently replace the DNA in your sperm:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/07/us/dna-bone-marrow-transplant-crime-lab.html
 
WelldeadLink  
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2019-12-09 6:02:19 PM  
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SNAFUq  
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2019-12-09 7:42:32 PM  

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Oof. Still gets ya in the feels.
 
Bmorrison  
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2019-12-09 8:52:01 PM  

spongeboob: As long as this abomination stays the hell away from me
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6SkFoNHdKjI]


came for this, leaving for mass quantities of brain bleach
 
machoprogrammer  
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2019-12-09 10:04:58 PM  
We shouldn't link to I Farking Love Clickbait.

That site is to science what Jenny McCarthy is to medicine
 
Mega Steve  
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2019-12-09 10:22:39 PM  
So how much human DNA can it have while still being legal to eat? Asking for a friend
 
DoctorFarkGood  
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2019-12-10 11:22:36 AM  

Mega Steve: So how much human DNA can it have while still being legal to eat? Asking for a friend


It's various degrees of slightly shorter long pork.
 
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