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(X, Twitter, whatever)   You're running in a race and see a young female reporter live on the air. Do you a) pick up your pace to look impressive on air, b) mug for the camera, c) slap her on the butt and invoke the wrath of the internet?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-12-09 8:23:21 AM  
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Petite Mel  
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2019-12-09 8:25:56 AM  
The look of shock and humiliation on her face is heart-breaking.
 
2019-12-09 8:26:17 AM  
What an ass.
 
Petite Mel  
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2019-12-09 9:06:52 AM  

Petite Mel: The look of shock and humiliation on her face is heart-breaking.


Not anger,
not surprise,
not incredulity...

Just stunned humility.
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Petite Mel  
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2019-12-09 10:14:17 AM  

Petite Mel: Just stunned humility.


Not the right word.

mortification? Yeah, that'll work.
 
vygramul  
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2019-12-09 10:21:17 AM  
He's gonna cry about how society has changed for the worse when he gets fired from his job over this.

And I will drink the sweet sweet taste of his tears.
 
Xai  
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2019-12-09 11:09:08 AM  
I'm going to bet he's a MAGA moron.
 
2019-12-09 11:26:30 AM  
Well, at least he made it easy for the cops and the prosecuting attorney.
 
Jack Sabbath  
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2019-12-09 11:48:40 AM  
Was this a charity run?  Was it for the Catholic School?  That somehow makes it worse.  Dude is about to get his life ruined for being a dumb shiat.
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 11:50:47 AM  
From the comments: Crazy how I knew he was gonna be a Boomer. They grew up with a sense that females are playful

Thank god we've evolved beyond being playful.

/he should not have slapped her butt, though. It's rude and possibly assault, regardless of gender.
 
2019-12-09 11:53:47 AM  
Re is the culprit.
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Psychopusher [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 12:08:03 PM  
Given the likely personality type of Mr. Buttslapper, he should be made to feel as humiliated and shocked as the reporter by having his own butt slapped.

By a man.
 
Uncle Eazy [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 12:26:29 PM  
I would have just yelled, "Baba Booey! Howard Stern's penis!" But then, I'm into the classics.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 12:36:17 PM  
I still remember this one...a streaker interrupted a report from one of our local Seattle stations:

NSFW, obviously:

Streaker on the News
Youtube ZDSjrAZqIes
 
2019-12-09 12:39:43 PM  
Looks like they identified the creep but are not releasing his name

https://twitter.com/SavannahSports/status/1203760611357810688
 
AsparagusFTW  
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2019-12-09 12:43:35 PM  
Sexual assault on live tv. What a farking idiot. No judge will let that go. Enjoy having to list yourself as a sex offender, you earned it.
 
aerojockey [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 12:50:09 PM  

KC Dutchman: Looks like they identified the creep but are not releasing his name

https://twitter.com/SavannahSports/status/1203760611357810688


You can see his name about three posts down on the twitter thread.
 
2019-12-09 1:08:30 PM  
This is sexual assault.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 1:18:29 PM  
There she was hoping, none of her spanking videos would make it to the public.
 
Chris Ween [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-09 1:20:59 PM  
Reads headline...this can't be that ba....what an asshole.
 
Marcos P  
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2019-12-09 1:51:50 PM  
Well he's famous now....
 
2019-12-09 1:55:24 PM  

Xai: I'm going to bet he's a MAGA moron.


Without using a mobility scooter? Doubtful.
 
SomeAmerican  
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2019-12-09 1:56:03 PM  

KC Dutchman: Looks like they identified the creep but are not releasing his name

https://twitter.com/SavannahSports/status/1203760611357810688


So basically they are asking her if she wants to press charges.
 
2019-12-09 1:56:06 PM  
Well, at least we all know what the next Trump pardon will be.
 
2019-12-09 1:56:27 PM  

BadReligion: Re is the culprit.
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Looks like the farging Sham-Wow guy.
 
2019-12-09 1:56:46 PM  
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2019-12-09 1:57:27 PM  

SomeAmerican: KC Dutchman: Looks like they identified the creep but are not releasing his name

https://twitter.com/SavannahSports/status/1203760611357810688

So basically they are asking her if she wants to press charges.


That's my guess. I think there may be liability issues regarding releasing his name before he has been formally charged.
 
skinink [OhFark]  
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2019-12-09 1:59:48 PM  
I wish other runner who witnessed it had caught hold of him for the cops. I feel sad she had that experience.
 
Chuck87  
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2019-12-09 2:00:02 PM  
That's assault but not sexual assault.
 
2019-12-09 2:00:43 PM  
1)  what an asshole.

2)  on the other hand, one of the things I like about 5ks/10ks is all the spandex.  super fit gals and spandex.  Giggity!

(i'm not super fit but i can run, disclaimer).
 
probesport  
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2019-12-09 2:01:23 PM  

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Feed your head.
 
Egoy3k  
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2019-12-09 2:01:32 PM  
What a farking jackass.
 
2019-12-09 2:02:36 PM  

aerojockey: KC Dutchman: Looks like they identified the creep but are not releasing his name


Is he the husband from the Peloton ad?
 
Kuta  
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2019-12-09 2:04:24 PM  

KC Dutchman: Looks like they identified the creep but are not releasing his name

https://twitter.com/SavannahSports/status/1203760611357810688


He was willing to act in public, so he should be fine with being named in public.

SHAME!
SHAME!
SHAME!
 
probesport  
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2019-12-09 2:05:07 PM  

transporter_ii: aerojockey: KC Dutchman: Looks like they identified the creep but are not releasing his name

Is he the husband from the Peloton ad?


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SMB2811  
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2019-12-09 2:05:51 PM  

Chuck87: That's assault but not sexual assault.


Guess again.
 
kbronsito  
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2019-12-09 2:06:02 PM  
In this scenario, am I a star?
 
Fano  
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2019-12-09 2:06:34 PM  
Who doesn't do half assed slapdash work?
 
PvtStash  
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2019-12-09 2:07:03 PM  
It's the edit. you need to shorten it by a lot in order to get to the context the web wants to imagine this as.


See when you show the whole clip the context (for me anyway) is:

local news camera = everyone attention whore

that's like a 50+ year old staple of regular life here, nothing out f the norm going on there.


And if the "game" i see everyone playing a game of attention whore:

who can get the most attention out of a local tv news spot?

Obviously that person is quite well aware of "their times" and so has in fact won the game of attention whoring.
Like they knocked it out the park and this thread is only further proof of the sucess of their attention whore move.

Sure some will try to claim that's not  fair move, but then they obviously don't understand the game of attention whoring.
Anyone willing to play that game, has to be ready for someone else being willing to go full no holds bared cage match on them.

If you ain't the GM, you ain't making the rules for anybody but you.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2019-12-09 2:07:09 PM  
A 50lbs. box of Karma is on the way to that guy's house.
 
2019-12-09 2:08:51 PM  
Sheesh, lighten up a bit!

/and she looks like she'd be fun at parties.
//also, I'm sick of TV news reporters for the most part anyhow
///worked in the field long enough to know how so many of them are simply full of themselves
 
probesport  
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2019-12-09 2:09:23 PM  
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nanim  
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2019-12-09 2:10:05 PM  
Wonder what would have happened if the lead runner had done that?   DQd?
 
Petite Mel  
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2019-12-09 2:10:39 PM  

rickythepenguin: 1)  what an asshole.

2)  on the other hand, one of the things I like about 5ks/10ks is all the spandex.  super fit gals and spandex.  Giggity!

(i'm not super fit but i can run, disclaimer).


yet amazingly, you (presumably) manage to keep your hands to yourself.
It's not hard.
 
probesport  
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2019-12-09 2:10:47 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Sheesh, lighten up a bit!

/and she looks like she'd be fun at parties.
//also, I'm sick of TV news reporters for the most part anyhow
///worked in the field long enough to know how so many of them are simply full of themselves


Yeah these broads shouldn't even be out in the workplace anyway, what to dames expect these days?

/23 skidoo
 
tuckeg  
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2019-12-09 2:10:55 PM  
Many years ago my friend, a plumber, was doing some work at a local TV station. As the anchors came out for the noon news, the anchorwoman was firing up the crew. As she passed my friend who was bent over she said "We are going to have a great show" and cracked him on the a$$.
 
Jeebus Saves  
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2019-12-09 2:11:07 PM  

AsparagusFTW: Sexual assault on live tv. What a farking idiot. No judge will let that go. Enjoy having to list yourself as a sex offender, you earned it.


How in the ever loving fark is that sexual assault?
 
Petite Mel  
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2019-12-09 2:11:53 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Sheesh, lighten up a bit!

/and she looks like she'd be fun at parties.
//also, I'm sick of TV news reporters for the most part anyhow
///worked in the field long enough to know how so many of them are simply full of themselves


They need to be taken down a notch, huh?
She should thank him for the wake up call.
 
Calehedron  
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2019-12-09 2:12:48 PM  
He forgot the key phrase to make it all better, "Good Game"....
 
probesport  
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2019-12-09 2:13:26 PM  
Petite Mel:yet amazingly, you (presumably) manage to keep your hands to yourself.
It's not hard.


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