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mama2tnt  
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2019-10-20 8:06:19 AM  
Instead of a dream deferred, what dream(s) of yours actually came true?
 
ltnor  
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2019-10-20 8:15:55 AM  
We dreamed of getting the property right behind our house. That started 4 years ago and this summer it happened.
 
Brawndo [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-20 9:09:01 AM  
As a child, we were poor, like really, really, poor. Being piss-poor would be a step up for us, that's how poor we were. I lived in a broken down bungalow with my mom and my invalid grandparents. Regardless of all that, we were happy.

I had always dreamed of a better life for my grandparents, mom and myself. Anyway, without getting into a tl;dr, this weird local businessman gave me his entire factory.
 
downstairs [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-10-20 9:09:13 AM  
I'd wanted to live in New Orleans since I was a kid.  Was able to make that happen in 2006, and been here for 13 years now.
 
2019-10-20 9:11:22 AM  

Brawndo: As a child, we were poor, like really, really, poor. Being piss-poor would be a step up for us, that's how poor we were. I lived in a broken down bungalow with my mom and my invalid grandparents. Regardless of all that, we were happy.

I had always dreamed of a better life for my grandparents, mom and myself. Anyway, without getting into a tl;dr, this weird local businessman gave me his entire factory.


I remember that factory. It turned me into a blueberry. I plan to sue it into nonexistence so I can fulfill my dream of not being a blueberry.
 
2019-10-20 9:11:53 AM  
Fark is not your personal e....
 
MythDragon  
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2019-10-20 9:13:34 AM  
I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. And when I woke up, my pillow was gone!

/old joke
 
KimHoppes [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-20 9:13:39 AM  
I dreamed the birth of my youngest before I was pregnant with her.  Unexpected pregnancy.  Her birth happened exactly as it did in my dream.
 
2019-10-20 9:13:53 AM  

Brawndo: As a child, we were poor, like really, really, poor. Being piss-poor would be a step up for us, that's how poor we were. I lived in a broken down bungalow with my mom and my invalid grandparents. Regardless of all that, we were happy.

I had always dreamed of a better life for my grandparents, mom and myself. Anyway, without getting into a tl;dr, this weird local businessman gave me his entire factory.


You were only poor because your Grandpa had a nasty coke habit

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i.r.id10t  
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2019-10-20 9:17:54 AM  
I had mis-placed the keys for my Porsche 356 and in a dream I found 'em, woke up and there they were.


Ok, so how does one misplace keys for your Porsche?  Well, it hasn't run in 13 years... and about 4 years into its non-running period of lfe, I moved my desk, re-arranged our bedroom, etc. and the coffee cup that I had them in went somewhere else in the house to be re-purposed from a "pocket stuff holder" to something else (grandpa made it but it was cracked so couldn't use it for liquids... still haven't found it).  Asked the wife, we hadn't thrown anything out, just moving furniture, etc.  Start freaking out.  While Tony The Key Man in PA can replace them by lock code number it ain't cheap and takes more than a while... and most folks in the 356 game are old and dying off.

Several months after cleaning day, and I had spent time here and there looking for those keys, I had a dream about finding them in the very corner of my room behind my gun safe.

Woke up, got the dolly out, wiggled the safe out a inch or so from the wall and used a flashlight and yup... there are keys.  Open safe, remove the guns and the ammo to make it more mobile, get safe out away from wall, have youngest reach back there and get 'em out, put safe back, etc.

I'd go get 'em and take a pic for ya since I know *exactly* where they are now (I added a hook to the upper back left corner of the safe, they are hanging from it) but the wife is asleep and opening the safe tends to wake her up and she gets biatchy....
 
Gulper Eel  
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2019-10-20 9:19:43 AM  
My kids did their homework the other day without being nagged, noodged and pestered, so there's that.

Far as dreams come true go they're pretty good, though. I used to assume I'd have died by now, forgotten and alone among my cats on a back stair in Stepney. Or Poughkeepsie.
 
2019-10-20 9:21:08 AM  
I went to college for journalism, but switched my major to geology/hydrogeology because the subject matter (in a throwaway elective, no less) quickly enraptured me while journalism wasn't at all what I thought it would be. Spent four years, got my degree with honors, and decided the next step was graduate school.

I graduated during the trough of the great recession and as it turns out, all of the recently unemployed scientists took this as an opportunity to get their masters so that they could advance in their careers. I put my name in the hat for two years and got rejected. During this time, I was working a crappy laborers job for shiat pay, and my mind got very restless without a clear path to occupy it. Partly due to this and mostly due to mental illness, I hit the bottle hard. For four years I drank more and more until I wound up in an inpatient facility.

After I got out, it was time to rebuild. At this point I discredited my degree and focused on trade labor since that's what I knew. Got contracted out of one job. Quit another. Quit one after an incident with some crips and a staple gun. Worked freelance until a client groped me and I decided not to risk being alone with anyone at a job. I never thought about hydrogeology anymore. I was just paying the bills.

My last gig was repairing and rebuilding espresso machines. After a couple years I got bored with it and decided to quit. No plan, I was just tired of how slapdash the service department was being run.

At this point I had no idea what I wanted to do or what I was good at, so I hired a career councilor to try and get everything on track. I gave him no inclination that I wanted to pursue my degree, but he was able to suss that out anyways and he really pestered me to go for it.

Very shortly after this, I wound up with a hydrology internship at a local watershed district. The job fits like a glove, the people are great, and I'm having the time of my life. Before I landed the internship, I was in talks with the U to work a Research fellowship as part of a master's program. I'm in the process of filling out that paperwork right now, since the field season is winding down and my internship is almost over.

The funniest part is that none of this was my idea. It happened because I talked to the right people and accepted their help and guidance. All I had to do to start moving forward was to stop doing things my way.
 
Brawndo [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-20 9:29:13 AM  

It_Really_Does_Glisten: Brawndo: As a child, we were poor, like really, really, poor. Being piss-poor would be a step up for us, that's how poor we were. I lived in a broken down bungalow with my mom and my invalid grandparents. Regardless of all that, we were happy.

I had always dreamed of a better life for my grandparents, mom and myself. Anyway, without getting into a tl;dr, this weird local businessman gave me his entire factory.

I remember that factory. It turned me into a blueberry. I plan to sue it into nonexistence so I can fulfill my dream of not being a blueberry.


You signed the waiver before the tour, we all did. Get over it.
 
jimjays  
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2019-10-20 9:30:07 AM  
I'd agreed to marry an emotionally-troubled alchie. I routinely had dreams that she was in some sort of emotional distress and would wreak havoc on the relationship because of it. I was always right and spent a lot of time thinking the dreams were a  sort of psychic connection proving the special bond we had. But then I realized she was always in distress and wreaking havoc on the relationship. Hardly a psychic feat to predict more of the same.
 
2019-10-20 9:33:04 AM  
This one time I had a dream that I had a beagle for breakfast and that farker comes true all the time!
 
carkiller  
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2019-10-20 9:33:31 AM  
When I was a kid, "sex changes," as they were popularly known at the time, were the stuff of tabloids. I never told anyone, but I thought they sounded like the most amazing, magical thing, and also that the likelihood one could happen to me were roughly the same as striking gold in my backyard or being chosen to lead a Mars expedition.

So it remained a hidden personal dream until my mid 20s, when I had my first mildly disastrous coming out. Thanks to tepid support at best from friends, and a woefully bag therapist, I packed the dream up in a box, and put the box high on back shelf where no one could see or hear its contents occasionally rattling to burst out.

Fast forward 15 years, and the realization that the only person holding the box closed was me. This time I told people instead of asking, and if they signaled they would stand in my way, I stepped around them and moved past them.

And it's been every bit as magical as I thought it would be, and more. It's like the difference between seeing a lovely day through a dusty window, and stepping outside, smelling the air, hearing the wind and the birds, feeling the sun on my skin. It's the world I once knew magnified and sharpened a hundredfold. My only regret is waiting so long.
 
mama2tnt  
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2019-10-20 9:34:33 AM  

theknuckler_33: This one time I had a dream that I had a beagle for breakfast and that farker comes true all the time!


O.o

Um....
 
Xploder  
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2019-10-20 9:36:19 AM  

mama2tnt: theknuckler_33: This one time I had a dream that I had a beagle for breakfast and that farker comes true all the time!

O.o

Um....


Better than a poodle I suppose. . .
 
Brawndo [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-20 9:38:08 AM  

theknuckler_33: This one time I had a dream that I had a beagle for breakfast and that farker comes true all the time!


Happiness is a toasted beagle with cream cheese?
 
2019-10-20 9:40:50 AM  
Please don't eat the beagles.

Even if their bark is one of the most irritating of all dogs.
 
KRSESQ  
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2019-10-20 9:43:09 AM  
Sorry, got nothin. Every dream that ever came true for me eventually got yanked away. Now I don't dream any more.

/too old
 
2019-10-20 9:44:19 AM  
I had a large hotel A/V retrofit project a few years back that required a system backbone throughout the 20 floors that I had no clue how I was going to pull off thanks to the weird way the risers were stacked and the fact that many of the places I needed to get to had long since been made inaccessible.

Every idea met a dead end, so I blew it off and did as much as I could in the meantime elsewhere on the site.

About a week prior to crunch-time the entire layout of what I needed to do came to me in a dream like a cut away drawing.

Scribbled it down on waking up and implemented it later without a hitch,

Just a really strange occurrence that hasn't happened before or since.
 
Cheron  
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2019-10-20 9:48:37 AM  
I saw the skies turn black as sackcloth, the oceans red as blood. Leopards roamed the land eating faces and the tribe of the salt of the Earth did cut off their noses to own the tribe of enlightenment. And a great voice said, " it looks like the electoral math supports Trump."

/be careful not all dreams are good
 
2019-10-20 9:49:13 AM  
I woke up thinking of an Excel formula, and it worked!
 
buttercat [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-20 9:51:16 AM  
I got to go to college.  I saw the Mona Lisa with my own eyes, and then they sprang a leak for some strange reason.

Those were childhood dreams realized.  I'm grateful for that.
 
gordian [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-10-20 9:51:54 AM  
This is silly, but I always frickin' loved the dog 'whaaaargarbbl!!' motivational poster meme. Totally, delightedly cracked me up every time I saw it. Whenever it popped up, I'd spare a thought to hope that someday, I might get to see a whargarbl in person, because that'd be hilarious.


It turns out my new pup thinks the best thing in the world is to get hit with water, the little weirdo. I'VE GOT MYSELF A WHARGARRRBLLER!


Shenna Vs. Hose - The Game Evolves
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/Vid made for friends/family. I am way too proud of the fact I figured out how to add a soundtrack, so I hope you like Sons of the Pioneers.
 
2019-10-20 10:00:58 AM  
Not my dream, but there is a Farker here who posted in a thread that he or she had dreamed that Sting died in an airplane crash.  I have them farkied as "Dreamed Sting died in an airplane crash."  I hope it doesn't come true, but if it does, I'm paying more attention to their posts..
 
Badafuco [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-10-20 10:14:32 AM  
Going to Italy by myself and seeing Venice, Florence and Rome. Made it happen in 2016.
 
Billy Liar  
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2019-10-20 10:18:47 AM  

theknuckler_33: This one time I had a dream that I had a beagle for breakfast and that farker comes true all the time!


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Hurry up and get off that darn computer!
 
bigdog1960  
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2019-10-20 10:20:18 AM  
I had a dream last night. I was eating peanuts and sitting in lawn chairs. Angela from the office was sitting next to me or it could have been this woman from work who looks like her. The peanuts were in a giant bowl and as I held the bowl between us she put her hand firmly on mine. And we sat eating peanuts.

/If it comes true i let you know.
//yes my wife no longer sleeps with me.
//i know fark is not my personal erotic site
 
Badafuco [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-10-20 10:23:13 AM  
I do have a recurring dream about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and her purdy pink panties. One of these days...
 
Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-10-20 10:29:19 AM  

bigdog1960: I had a dream last night. I was eating peanuts and sitting in lawn chairs. Angela from the office was sitting next to me or it could have been this woman from work who looks like her. The peanuts were in a giant bowl and as I held the bowl between us she put her hand firmly on mine. And we sat eating peanuts.

/If it comes true i let you know.
//yes my wife no longer sleeps with me.
//i know fark is not my personal erotic site


Shelled or unshelled? Salted? Roasted? Honey-roasted? These things are important!
 
catmandu  
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2019-10-20 10:29:21 AM  
When I was a freshman I saw my brother graduate High School. The start of the ceremony was the presentation of the honor cords to those who had a 3.4 and above cumulative GPA. I decided right then and there that I wanted them. I was a good student but kind of slacked off a bit in my freshman year so I needed to do a little work to get my grades up there. I knew I would always get "B's" in gym and math so I concentrated on the other classes while still taking college prep (these were that days where you couldn't pad your grades. 4.0 actually meant perfect)

Fast forward to the end of my senior year. As of the end of the first semester, my cumulative GPA was 3.37 so I really worked hard and knew exactly which classes I needed to ace and was going to (barring some horrible disaster during finals). During the graduation rehearsal, they announced the honor grads and I was not one of them. I got mad and first complained to my guidance counselor, then the principal "How can you call it 4 year honors if you don't take all 4 years???". He agreed and got verbal grades for myself and anyone else who was close since official grades were going to be submitted after the ceremony.

Yup, I got my honor cords (as did one other).

This was a lesson for me I carried for the rest of my life: you can dream, but you also have to work for it. I also learned to stand up for myself and make sure I had facts and a good argument prepared instead of just complaining. I was normally a shy but smart kid who didn't rock the boat.
 
2019-10-20 10:31:28 AM  
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?... Why am I the only person that has that dream?

I made this dream come true by flashing an old woman (she was naked under her clothes) in the pickle aisle at the grocery store.  Biatch missed me by a mile with that jar!
 
mama2tnt  
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2019-10-20 10:33:17 AM  

dildo tontine: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?... Why am I the only person that has that dream?

I made this dream come true by flashing an old woman (she was naked under her clothes) in the pickle aisle at the grocery store.  Biatch missed me by a mile with that jar!


I TOLD YOU I HAD TENNIS ELBOW, PUNK!
 
2019-10-20 10:35:10 AM  
Dreams? Dreams coming true? In my life? Hah, good one. 
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2019-10-20 10:36:50 AM  

mama2tnt: dildo tontine: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?... Why am I the only person that has that dream?

I made this dream come true by flashing an old woman (she was naked under her clothes) in the pickle aisle at the grocery store.  Biatch missed me by a mile with that jar!

I TOLD YOU I HAD TENNIS ELBOW, PUNK!


I appreciate that you didn't just say, "awww, isn't that cute". By the way, you are never getting rid of that tennis elbow until you stop masterbating.
 
2019-10-20 10:37:33 AM  
I dreamed that no one told about something that eventually happened without saying, "Fast forward..."
 
buttercat [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-20 10:39:28 AM  
I also dreamed of hanging out on a website with thoughtful, intelligent souls who totally don't turn everything into gross dick and fart jokes.

Ya gotta chase yer dreams.
 
Pasnute  
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2019-10-20 10:48:23 AM  
I had a series of dreams eams come true in high school.    Just little things.
The I had a dream my dad got killed by the hells angels.   I walked on egg shells all day.
I havent remembered a dream since.
I also started smoking pot around that time.
 
2019-10-20 10:52:02 AM  
Since I started taking a low-dose statin a few years ago, I've noticed that my dreams have become extremely elaborate and detailed in terms of characters and plot lines, more bizarre than sexy or scary, and almost always feature strangers vs. people I know. If these dreams started to "come true," I'd probably be making movies like Terrence Malick.
 
2019-10-20 10:59:40 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Since I started taking a low-dose statin a few years ago, I've noticed that my dreams have become extremely elaborate and detailed in terms of characters and plot lines, more bizarre than sexy or scary, and almost always feature strangers vs. people I know. If these dreams started to "come true," I'd probably be making movies like Terrence Malick.


I used to never remember my dreams, then I started taking Lexapro, holy cow!  It was really disconcerting.  There were times when I had to stop and think if a memory was something I dreamed or if it was real.
 
dodecahedron [OhFark]  
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2019-10-20 11:00:31 AM  
This isn't about an aspirational dream, but about a random dream I had that came true. To this day I can't explain it and it was one of the creepiest things that ever happened to me. Maybe this should be in the Halloween ghost story thread.

I was a sophomore in college, and had a very detailed dream about the first day of a particular science class, which was happening later that week. I dreamed about the professor, all the diagrams he drew on the board, where on the board he drew them, and about all the things he said. I didn't think anything about it the next day.

That first day of class, I sat there and was stunned to watch the lecture unfold exactly as I'd dreamed it. I knew every word he was going to say, every chalkstroke he made on the board, right before he said or did it. I sat there and literally broke out in a cold sweat, heart pounding, and how I didn't bolt from the room, I'll never know.

It was so random and stupid, but it happened exactly as if it were a recording. I never had anything happen like this again and I never want to.
 
2019-10-20 11:07:35 AM  

gordian: This is silly, but I always frickin' loved the dog 'whaaaargarbbl!!' motivational poster meme. Totally, delightedly cracked me up every time I saw it. Whenever it popped up, I'd spare a thought to hope that someday, I might get to see a whargarbl in person, because that'd be hilarious.


It turns out my new pup thinks the best thing in the world is to get hit with water, the little weirdo. I'VE GOT MYSELF A WHARGARRRBLLER!


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/Vid made for friends/family. I am way too proud of the fact I figured out how to add a soundtrack, so I hope you like Sons of the Pioneers.


This is CLASSIC! Outstanding in every respect.
 
2019-10-20 11:11:18 AM  
My dreams have been for my kids for a long time.  They show up at the door, with all their baggage, physical, emotional, mental.  My dream for each and every one of them is independence as possible, no burden to society.  This means, no criminal record, legal income earning, tax paying, no forced long term hospitalization.

Sadly, most end up with a juvenile criminal record, thanks to addiction gifted to them by their parents.  But, right now, this very week, one is launching into the world, cognitive difficulties be damned.  This boy knows he is no longer a legal child, has a tobacco habit, and that we have a rigid no smoking/vaping rule in enclosed areas.  So, he's taking his summer job savings and moving out.  He found a person that says our rules are BS, and offering a couch.  But, no criminal record, the savings were earned legitimately, taxes were paid, and no emotional issues.  Good luck kid, the door is open to come back, but the rules will still be the same.
 
2019-10-20 11:22:47 AM  

gordian: Vid made for friends/family. I am way too proud of the fact I figured out how to add a soundtrack, so I hope you like Sons of the Pioneers.


I really hope you'll put a link to this or somehow embed it in your Fark profile.
 
Siskabush  
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2019-10-20 11:27:49 AM  
I dreamed that I was going to the bathroom. I woke up and my sheets were wet.
 
Lytbeir [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-10-20 11:32:10 AM  
There is a move that's been out for a while now. Minority Report. In that movie there is a scene where Tom Cruise was running around and all of these eye scanners kept seeing him and popping up some sort of advert.

After seeing that I was pretty damned sure that if something like that was ever happening to me it was surely at least  part of my version of hell. I have actually had a few really crappy dreams focused around that type of scenario.

My employer is currently installing and setting up Facial Recognition scanners and the system for running it. They have stuff set up near every time clock and probably have it set through all of the cameras too. I guess I may actually live long enough to experience in life something that I view as eternal damnation. So, at least I have that going for me.

Probably not what you meant by dreams coming true.
 
2019-10-20 11:32:36 AM  
My folks had me relatively young, when they were just 22, and they were just getting started with their jobs. So when I was a little kid, money was really tight. Unexpected bills like car repairs and replacing appliances meant months of scrimping on other things to cover the costs.

One day at my friends house, her Mom came in with a new set of dishes. I think she mentioned that they cost maybe $200. I thought to myself what a great thing - to be able to spend $200 on something non-essential like that without worrying about going broke!

Without really knowing it, that became one of my goals. And thanks to some good guidance from my folks, a lot of hard work, and some luck, I met that goal much faster than I ever dreamed was possible. And so did my folks.
 
Victoly  
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2019-10-20 11:45:37 AM  

Siskabush: I dreamed that I was going to the bathroom. I woke up and my sheets were wet.


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