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433 [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:06:17 PM  
"This is in a box of lettuce that's supposed to be triple washed and organic and healthy," Allen said.


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Chemlight Battery  
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2019-08-17 7:25:54 PM  
Just let it out and move on with your day.
 
scotchcrotch  
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2019-08-17 7:27:12 PM  
Ever have frog legs?  I can assure you they don't taste like chicken.

More like extra stringy chicken mixed with swamp water.
 
evilsofa  
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2019-08-17 7:28:54 PM  
I would complain too! "Waiter! Waiter! Excuse me, but there are no organs in my organic salad."
 
BitwiseShift  
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2019-08-17 7:29:00 PM  
awwww

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jefferator  
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2019-08-17 7:29:56 PM  
Wash the salad and let the frog go in your back yard.  (or cook it - yum)
 
iheartscotch [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:30:00 PM  
You wanted it super fresh, right? It's so fresh that it has a live frog in it.
 
Dknsvsbl  
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2019-08-17 7:30:14 PM  
Dew picked and flown from Iraq, lightly killed...
 
styckx [OhFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:30:30 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Just let it out and move on with your day.


Seriously she is completely overreacting like lettuce was covered in aids blood.  It's a harmless farking frog.  Let it go, wash the lettuce and eat it.
 
rikkards  
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2019-08-17 7:30:31 PM  
According to the book that Alive was based off of (Alive, The Story of the Andes Survivors), human flesh tastes like chicken but has the texture of steak
 
jefferator  
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2019-08-17 7:31:33 PM  
The girls got the "vapors". Oh my Lordy.
 
mrparks  
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2019-08-17 7:33:32 PM  

rikkards: According to the book that Alive was based off of (Alive, The Story of the Andes Survivors), human flesh tastes like chicken but has the texture of steak


So, pork. We call that pork.

/tastes like chicken, feels like steak.
 
iheartscotch [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:33:41 PM  

styckx: Chemlight Battery: Just let it out and move on with your day.

Seriously she is completely overreacting like lettuce was covered in aids blood.  It's a harmless farking frog.  Let it go, wash the lettuce and eat it.


This.

It could be a big damned Brazilian spider (that's a lot of spiders). It could be a venomous snake. But, it's not. It's new frog friend.
 
paulleah  
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2019-08-17 7:33:45 PM  

rikkards: According to the book that Alive was based off of (Alive, The Story of the Andes Survivors), human flesh tastes like chicken but has the texture of steak


Pacific Islanders will tell you it has the consistency and flavor of SPAM...
 
nitropissering  
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2019-08-17 7:34:29 PM  

rikkards: According to the book that Alive was based off of (Alive, The Story of the Andes Survivors), human flesh tastes like chicken but has the texture of steak


Now you got me bi-curious about it.
 
paulleah  
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2019-08-17 7:34:56 PM  
Regardless. Bagged salads are going to have critters in them. The greens are too delicate to heavily process and washing doesn't hurt animals. Surprise!

Deal with it and move on.
 
NeuroticRocker  
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2019-08-17 7:35:45 PM  

scotchcrotch: Ever have frog legs?  I can assure you they don't taste like chicken.

More like extra stringy chicken mixed with swamp water.


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Glitchwerks [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:38:19 PM  
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houstondragon  
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2019-08-17 7:41:05 PM  

styckx: Chemlight Battery: Just let it out and move on with your day.

Seriously she is completely overreacting like lettuce was covered in aids blood.  It's a harmless farking frog.  Let it go, wash the lettuce and eat it.


Seriously. Frog is like the least troublesome thing. Could have gotten a giant ass spider or snake in there.

Yes, they try to clean and all that when they package, but it still comes out of a damn field.
 
Emposter [OhFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:41:45 PM  
My organic food hasn't been processed enough!  WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.
 
Fissile  
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2019-08-17 7:42:32 PM  
That proves the salad was fresh and not loaded with pesticides.   I'll bet if someone tells this dumb Dora that those vegetable things grow in dirt she'll fall flat on her face.
 
rikkards  
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2019-08-17 7:43:13 PM  

paulleah: rikkards: According to the book that Alive was based off of (Alive, The Story of the Andes Survivors), human flesh tastes like chicken but has the texture of steak

Pacific Islanders will tell you it has the consistency and flavor of SPAM...


Regional flavour ;)
Maybe depends on what they eat
 
rikkards  
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2019-08-17 7:45:55 PM  

houstondragon: styckx: Chemlight Battery: Just let it out and move on with your day.

Seriously she is completely overreacting like lettuce was covered in aids blood.  It's a harmless farking frog.  Let it go, wash the lettuce and eat it.

Seriously. Frog is like the least troublesome thing. Could have gotten a giant ass spider or snake in there.

Yes, they try to clean and all that when they package, but it still comes out of a damn field.


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kb7rky  
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2019-08-17 7:47:55 PM  
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $200, Alex
 
Thunderpickle  
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2019-08-17 7:48:01 PM  
Frogs are organic, right?  It only means this dish isn't vegetarian.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:49:37 PM  

scotchcrotch: Ever have frog legs?  I can assure you they don't taste like chicken.

More like extra stringy chicken mixed with swamp water.


According to one of the survivors from the Uruguay rugby team crash in the Andes, frog tastes like human.
 
6M  
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2019-08-17 7:50:23 PM  
One evening my wife went into the kitchen and a tiny frog was sitting on the sink looking for bugs I guess. She kept that frog all winter in a 20 gal dry fish tank. Fed it crickets and meal worms and watched it grow. In the spring she turned it loose in the yard area with lots of plants. It still shows up for her, I guess looking for food. CSB
 
TomTudbury  
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2019-08-17 7:54:30 PM  
FTFA: "somehow the little amphibian escaped overnight"

Good. Hop, little frog! Hop far away!
 
ralphjr [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:56:15 PM  
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Meat's dream [OhFark]  
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2019-08-17 7:56:30 PM  
So this was an accident?  Sounds like good marketing to me, like prizes inside of cereal.  If salad came with free frogs, my kids would eat salad every day and twice on Saturday.
 
interstellar_tedium  
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2019-08-17 7:59:55 PM  
My mother-in-law ate frogs legs before our wedding and got food poisoning and had to go to the hospital.  She looked drunk as all hell in all the pictures.
 
Mock26  
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2019-08-17 8:06:31 PM  
Allen still brought the salad back to the grocery store...

"I just want to know how somebody didn't notice it or how it even managed to get though the packaging process alive," she said.

Then why bring it back to the grocery store? They are not going to have the answers. 

Also, is it wrong that I am thinking they planted the frog there?
 
Bondith  
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2019-08-17 8:16:57 PM  

Dknsvsbl: Dew picked and flown from Iraq, lightly killed...


I thought it was nougat.
 
Tom_Slick  
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2019-08-17 8:22:53 PM  
When you get a frog in your lettuce you keep it to yourself or everyone will want one.
 
LikeALeafOnTheWind  
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2019-08-17 8:24:43 PM  
OFFS. put the frog outside and wash your lettuce like your supposed to anyway. these people do know that its grown outdoors right?
 
EngineerBob  
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2019-08-17 8:28:23 PM  
Can't get more Organic than that. Has organs and everything!
 
HighlanderRPI  
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2019-08-17 8:29:28 PM  
It's not easy being green
 
SloppyFrenchKisser  
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2019-08-17 8:35:23 PM  
Did it croak?
 
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2019-08-17 8:39:31 PM  

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At least it's not night soil.


/look it up
 
bazbt3 [OhFark]  
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2019-08-17 8:39:40 PM  
The words 'crunchy' and 'surprise' aren't usually associated with salads.
Monty Python Crunchy Frog
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Satampra Zeiros  
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2019-08-17 8:42:15 PM  
Nobody's made a "what's the matter, got a frog in your throat" pun yet?
 
Katerchen  
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2019-08-17 8:53:01 PM  
<<<

The family had planned on returning the lettuce, frog included, to Pick 'n Save, but somehow the little amphibian escaped overnight.
>>>

farking snowflakes. They were going to keep the little guy in that packaging just to make a point, instead of letting it go free outside.
 
stuffy  
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2019-08-17 9:01:18 PM  
Must be safe, he's still alive.
 
scalpod  
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2019-08-17 9:01:46 PM  

mrparks: rikkards: According to the book that Alive was based off of (Alive, The Story of the Andes Survivors), human flesh tastes like chicken but has the texture of steak

So, pork. We call that pork.

/tastes like chicken, feels like steak.


More like 'long pork'.
 
Rik01 [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-17 9:08:44 PM  
This is in a box of lettuce that's supposed to be triple washed and organic and healthy," Allen said.

Well, that's why you pay more for the ORGANIC label. No pesticides, 'natural fertilizer's (like horse manure, cow manure, sheep shiat and chicken shiat and rotted material made up of an assortment of composted things, including animal meat.)

Plus, in order to keep up with demand and freshness, the product has to be harvested and processed quickly to get it to the stores before it wilts and this huge volume will not get every last one of the icky bugs and critters out.

So, pay $2 or $3 more for your salad and take your chances. Or you could spend all of the time and labor to grow your own and learn what hard work is. BTW, new harvesting machines are coming out making a lot of migrant picker work obsolete. They don't have eyes to spot and remove critters. Since each machine cost a bundle, you'll probably pay a bit more for the product.

Kind of like the tractor like machine which goes up to apple trees, surrounds them with a net and shakes the shiat out of them to harvest anything ready but doesn't have the eyes to spot bug bitten or rotten ones.

BTW ralphjr [TotalFark], horse manure worked into the filthy dirt is a 'natural fertilizer.
 
abhorrent1  
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2019-08-17 9:20:34 PM  
this is in a box of lettuce that's supposed to be triple washed

Yeah frogs hate water. You'd think that would get rid of it.
 
Gawdzila [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-08-17 9:24:06 PM  

mrparks: rikkards: According to the book that Alive was based off of (Alive, The Story of the Andes Survivors), human flesh tastes like chicken but has the texture of steak

So, pork. We call that pork.

/tastes like chicken, feels like steak.


??
I don't think pork tastes much like chicken, honestly.
 
Excelsior  
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2019-08-17 10:12:39 PM  
If everything tastes like chicken, then that also means that chicken tastes like everything else.
 
zpaul  
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2019-08-17 10:19:56 PM  
Proves that brand of salad is , indeed fresh.
 
The Flexecutioner  
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2019-08-17 10:22:03 PM  

scotchcrotch: Ever have frog legs?  I can assure you they don't taste like chicken.

More like extra stringy chicken mixed with swamp water.


I've had them several times. They tasted close enough to chicken to be fine with the joke but mine never tasted swampy. Most places served them lightly battered with average seasoning, some places with a dipping sauce, some not. I had them with shrimp cocktail sauce and tartar sauce and they were tasty. But you can use dip to make just about anything better.
 
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