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    More: Scary, SANTA FE, Santa Fe County, New Mexico, Los Cerrillos, New Mexico, Ken Alvin Graeb, Santa Fe, New Mexico, house arrest, home of Sheryl, 74-year-old Santa Fe County woman  
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daffy  
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2021-07-30 9:38:41 PM  
Not that old story.
 
2021-07-30 9:39:38 PM  
You'd think by 74 if you're drinking with a friend and letting her spend the night you're gunning, no pun interesting, for at least a threeway.
 
2021-07-30 9:41:15 PM  
I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
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robodog  
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2021-07-30 9:42:02 PM  
House arrest for an "accused" murder, pretty sure they're white.
 
2021-07-30 9:44:45 PM  

leeksfromchichis: You'd think by 74 if you're drinking with a friend and letting her spend the night you're gunning, no pun interesting, for at least a threeway.


If God wanted the elderly having sex, he wouldn't have made them so crinkly.
 
2021-07-30 9:47:06 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: leeksfromchichis: You'd think by 74 if you're drinking with a friend and letting her spend the night you're gunning, no pun interesting, for at least a threeway.

If God wanted the elderly having sex, he wouldn't have made them so crinkly.


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2021-07-30 9:48:13 PM  
Trump's combover got very long
 
2021-07-30 9:48:24 PM  
I mean, I might not want to be in the same bed as her either. She looks a little... severe.
 
2021-07-30 9:54:50 PM  
Whelp, here's another argument for bringing back the politics tab, or at least the music tab -- none of this makes any sense, and I refuse to even try.

Africa - Angel City Chorale
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JuggleGeek [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 10:16:33 PM  
Death by natural causes.
 
2021-07-30 10:17:11 PM  
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2021-07-30 10:20:51 PM  
at 74 just let it slide
 
2021-07-30 10:31:15 PM  

moothemagiccow: at 74 just let it slide


at 74 most sliding requires lube
 
nartreb  
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2021-07-30 10:33:28 PM  

moothemagiccow: at 74 just let it slide


At 74 that's going to require some artificial lubrication.  Normally I'd advise sticking with a water-based lubricant, but you know what? If there's ever a time not to worry too much about the condom... I mean, it's not like anybody's getting pregnant.
 
2021-07-30 10:35:41 PM  

nartreb: moothemagiccow: at 74 just let it slide

At 74 that's going to require some artificial lubrication.  Normally I'd advise sticking with a water-based lubricant, but you know what? If there's ever a time not to worry too much about the condom... I mean, it's not like anybody's getting pregnant.


Do you want the clap?

Because that's how you get the clap
 
nartreb  
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2021-07-30 10:35:59 PM  
(shakes hobbit-sized fist in general direction of Hogwarts...)
 
2021-07-30 10:36:49 PM  

leeksfromchichis: You'd think by 74 if you're drinking with a friend and letting her spend the night you're gunning, no pun interesting, for at least a threeway.


Just more crevasses to explore...

*Ugmph

I just about made myself puke.
 
nartreb  
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2021-07-30 10:37:07 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: nartreb: moothemagiccow: at 74 just let it slide

At 74 that's going to require some artificial lubrication.  Normally I'd advise sticking with a water-based lubricant, but you know what? If there's ever a time not to worry too much about the condom... I mean, it's not like anybody's getting pregnant.

Do you want the clap?

Because that's how you get the clap


Username...  oh man, I think I'm going to regret this thread in the morning.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 10:39:44 PM  
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2021-07-30 10:50:42 PM  

robodog: House arrest for an "accused" murder, pretty sure they're white.


She's 74 where's she gonna go? And she murdered her cheating husband, she's not likely to be a threat to the public at large.
 
lolmao500  
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2021-07-30 10:57:03 PM  

moothemagiccow: at 74 just let it slide


I say we draft old folks home people, give em guns and send them to the next trump rally for some action.
 
2021-07-30 11:17:49 PM  
Last Boy Scout 'Tripped, slipped on the floor...'
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2021-07-30 11:51:15 PM  

lolmao500: moothemagiccow: at 74 just let it slide

I say we draft old folks home people, give em guns and send them to the next trump rally for some action.


He just SAID that's how you get the clap!

/ and syphilis and worse
 
2021-07-31 1:31:09 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: leeksfromchichis: You'd think by 74 if you're drinking with a friend and letting her spend the night you're gunning, no pun interesting, for at least a threeway.

If God wanted the elderly having sex, he wouldn't have made them so crinkly.


Crease 'em up! Grease 'em up!
Go, gramps, go!
 
Katwang  
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2021-07-31 1:49:08 AM  
To be honest a different article lists the other woman as 22 years younger than him. The old boy was getting touchy / feely with the guest. She didn't want any part of that as neither did his wife.
 
2021-07-31 4:09:14 AM  
So I'm the only one that thinks this person looks like Donald Trump with a ponytail?
 
jtown  
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2021-07-31 9:34:56 AM  
"Graeb has been released on house arrest and GPS monitoring."

What the everlasting fark???  I don't care if she's 94.  She just killed one person and tried to kill a second.  Not even a token $100 bail.  FFS!
 
duenor  
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2021-07-31 11:14:08 AM  

leeksfromchichis: You'd think by 74 if you're drinking with a friend and letting her spend the night you're gumming, no pun interesting, for at least a threeway.


Fixed that for you
 
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