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I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 11:38:26 AM  
When they get full, send the overflow patients to the Governor's mansion. And the State House.
 
cheap_thoughts [TotalFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:06:17 PM  
So they shut down their money maker?
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:06:48 PM  
I propose Mar-a-Lago for overflow triage.
 
hervatski  
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2021-07-30 2:07:20 PM  
Why does this feel like deja vu
 
King Something  
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2021-07-30 2:08:27 PM  
So how long until the FL GOP passes a bill making it illegal for hospitals to go to code black due to surges of covid patients? Or for hospitals to go to code black at all?
 
imauniter [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:08:57 PM  
Come on down. Do the parks. Take a cruise.
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:09:37 PM  
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theflatline  
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2021-07-30 2:11:22 PM  
In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.


I have two friends who both got the jab, but on their way to Colombia decided to spend a week in South Florida.  Both got the delta.
 
mojo_the_helper_monkey  
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2021-07-30 2:11:45 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: When they get full, send the overflow patients to the Governor's mansion. And the State House.


And use those buildings as temporary morgues to show those arseholes the consequences of their stupidity.
 
FormlessOne  
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2021-07-30 2:11:57 PM  
And that's not "an all-time high for this year," but "an all-time high for the entire pandemic."

You know what you have to do, folks. Go do it. Don't let the mumblings or rantings of anti-vaxx fools, GOP half-wits, or QAnon farkfaces discourage you from doing it.
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:13:12 PM  

theflatline: In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.


I have two friends who both got the jab, but on their way to Colombia decided to spend a week in South Florida.  Both got the delta.


Both of your friends have that Deltvid? Im sorry for your losses
 
Warthog [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:19:35 PM  
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The Dog Ate My Homework  
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2021-07-30 2:20:29 PM  
I'm surprised the Republicans running the state haven't made it illegal for hospitals to treat COVID patients.
 
Mad-n-FL  
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2021-07-30 2:24:26 PM  
Waiting for republicans to step up, take blame and make meaningful policy changes based on their irresponsibility?

/nah, they'll go all in on voter suppression and attacking legitimate elections.
 
philodough  
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2021-07-30 2:26:15 PM  
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mikaloyd [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:26:36 PM  
I wonder if the Floridians who rely on tourism will soon be fighting like Thai monkeys?
 
AllCatsAreBeautiful  
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2021-07-30 2:27:06 PM  

theflatline: In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.


I have two friends who both got the jab, but on their way to Colombia decided to spend a week in South Florida.  Both got the delta.


My condolences/
 
pc_gator [TotalFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:30:13 PM  
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centrifugal bumblepuppy  
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2021-07-30 2:33:16 PM  
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I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:33:58 PM  

theflatline: In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.


Well, hey, now they're at least admitting it's as bad as the flu.
 
Braggi  
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2021-07-30 2:37:02 PM  
Make sure when they are admitted to the hospital they are purged of the voting rolls.
 
lolmao500  
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2021-07-30 2:38:21 PM  
Step 1 : put security guards at every hospital
Step 2 : require vaccination proof before getting treated
Step 3 : no vaccination and you want to take a bed? We aint got no room for plague rats here, fark off or get tased in the genitals
Step 4 : profit
 
theflatline  
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2021-07-30 2:39:12 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: theflatline: In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.

Well, hey, now they're at least admitting it's as bad as the flu.


"Why should I be scared of a virus that has a 99% survival rate."
 
Halfabee64 [TotalFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:39:16 PM  
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WDFark think for a second  
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2021-07-30 2:40:34 PM  
Well good to know higher ups at Disney are freaking out as discussions of shutting down and lawsuits are being discussed in smokey back rooms.
 
lolmao500  
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2021-07-30 2:43:09 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: I'm surprised the Republicans running the state haven't made it illegal for hospitals to treat COVID patients.


Make it illegal to treat antivaxx covid patients.
 
behind8proxies  
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2021-07-30 2:45:44 PM  
DeSantis just keeps doubling down on "this is fine".

DeSantis says he'll sign order allowing parents to ignore COVID-19 school mask mandates
 
70Ford  
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2021-07-30 2:48:14 PM  
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OkieDookie  
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2021-07-30 2:48:54 PM  
The DeSantis COVID-19 Memorial Cemetery, Bar, and Grill is officially open.
 
Eli WhiskeyDik [TotalFark]  
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2021-07-30 2:49:54 PM  
Shut 'em down. F*ck Flori-Duh
 
rga184  
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2021-07-30 2:55:13 PM  

theflatline: In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.


I have two friends who both got the jab, but on their way to Colombia decided to spend a week in South Florida.  Both got the delta.


Ok.  It's the regular flu killing everybody.

Masks and social distancing are still the way to fight that.  Also, they support everybody getting a flu shot then?

farking morons.
 
70Ford  
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2021-07-30 2:55:18 PM  
 
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LL316  
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2021-07-30 2:55:29 PM  

lolmao500: Step 1 : put security guards at every hospital
Step 2 : require vaccination proof before getting treated
Step 3 : no vaccination and you want to take a bed? We aint got no room for plague rats here, fark off or get tased in the genitals
Step 4 : profit


Part of the reason the decent among us are vaccinated and still wearing masks is to protect people who cannot get vaccinated but want to. So your list would be fine if it accounted for them (Dr's note, perhaps?).
 
fat boy  
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2021-07-30 2:57:52 PM  
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whitroth  
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2021-07-30 3:04:36 PM  
Will someone please cough on DeathSantis?
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2021-07-30 3:05:34 PM  
How much longer before they're just jumping up and down screaming "Stop dying! Stop dying! There is nothing wrong!"
 
ENS  
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2021-07-30 3:07:29 PM  
Can't DeSantis just yell at the virus during a press conference? That seems to be how he responds to every problem.
 
Gaythiest Elitist [TotalFark]  
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2021-07-30 3:08:41 PM  
Time to box up some Floridiots.  

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Pecunia non olet  
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2021-07-30 3:14:03 PM  
FLA state:
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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 3:19:55 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: I propose Mar-a-Lago for overflow triage.


These poor people don't need bedbugs on top of COVID!
 
zgrizz  
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2021-07-30 3:20:06 PM  
Same as before.

The world did not end.
 
TastyEloi  
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2021-07-30 3:21:04 PM  
My sister lives in Orlando but has to travel to Daytona Beach a few times a week for work, which is in Volusia County, which is one of the Florida counties experiencing the significant rise in Covid hospitalizations discussed in the article.

She told me recently she's noticed a distinct difference in masking between Daytona and Orlando: apparently far fewer people in Daytona wear masks than Orlando, at least as far as she can tell when she's out and about. Not sure why, except there are definitely a lot of idiots and rednecks living along the coast there.

Of course, I'd think Orlando would have no shortage of those people either.
 
Pecunia non olet  
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2021-07-30 3:21:20 PM  

zgrizz: Same as before.

The world did not end.


Yea, same thing could be said about businesses that require masks or Biden becoming President. The world didn't end.
 
lolmao500  
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2021-07-30 3:26:43 PM  

behind8proxies: DeSantis just keeps doubling down on "this is fine".

DeSantis says he'll sign order allowing parents to ignore COVID-19 school mask mandates


Thats just farking criminal. If I were Biden, I would tell my AG to file criminal charges against DeSantis and perhaps even send in marshalls to arrest his ass for attempted mass murder/conspiracy to murder/criminal negligence causing deaths... whatever.... and let the courts decide if its legal or not.

I wouldnt give a fark if the courts said it was illegal to send DeSantis to Guantanamo, the farker would stay there. What congress gonna do? Impeach Biden? LOL SURE BRO
 
thealgorerhythm  
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2021-07-30 3:27:11 PM  
Why shut down needed hospital space?

Put breakthrough cases in regular COVID wards.

Immunocompromised patients and children under 12 should get luxury treatment in special COVID rooms with softer pillows and decorative art.

That shouldn't take up too much space.

Put the rest in the parking garage and send a janitor out twice a day to clean the mess.
 
Eli WhiskeyDik [TotalFark]  
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2021-07-30 3:45:47 PM  

Gaythiest Elitist: Time to box up some Floridiots.  

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This needs to be on billboards nationwide.
 
Eli WhiskeyDik [TotalFark]  
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2021-07-30 3:49:08 PM  

TastyEloi: My sister lives in Orlando but has to travel to Daytona Beach a few times a week for work, which is in Volusia County, which is one of the Florida counties experiencing the significant rise in Covid hospitalizations discussed in the article.

She told me recently she's noticed a distinct difference in masking between Daytona and Orlando: apparently far fewer people in Daytona wear masks than Orlando, at least as far as she can tell when she's out and about. Not sure why, except there are definitely a lot of idiots and rednecks living along the coast there.

Of course, I'd think Orlando would have no shortage of those people either.


There are a lot of smart people (not native Floridians) living in Orlando.
 
CaptSS [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 3:53:21 PM  

theflatline: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: theflatline: In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.

Well, hey, now they're at least admitting it's as bad as the flu.

"Why should I be scared of a virus that has a 99% survival rate."


You can die from it.

You can have long term health issues thus being an unnecessary drain on health resources and funds.

You can knowingly or unknowingly pass it on to someone else that can die from it. Is it some badge of badge of honor to cause someones death?

Not all walks of life can get the vaccine.

Just some examples of why you should be scared.

You are either a troll or you simply do not give a shiat about your family, friends, neighbors, community or mankind and have no remorse over potentially ending someone's life.

Which is it?
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 4:10:55 PM  

zgrizz: Same as before.

The world did not end.


It ended back when Obama was first elected, remember?
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-07-30 4:12:01 PM  

CaptSS: theflatline: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: theflatline: In North Central Florida.

The rumor that the Covidiots are spreading is that it is not covid but the regular flu that is killing people.  In July.

Well, hey, now they're at least admitting it's as bad as the flu.

"Why should I be scared of a virus that has a 99% survival rate."

You can die from it.

You can have long term health issues thus being an unnecessary drain on health resources and funds.

You can knowingly or unknowingly pass it on to someone else that can die from it. Is it some badge of badge of honor to cause someones death?

Not all walks of life can get the vaccine.

Just some examples of why you should be scared.

You are either a troll or you simply do not give a shiat about your family, friends, neighbors, community or mankind and have no remorse over potentially ending someone's life.

Which is it?


Pretty sure you misunderstood his post.
 
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