As a husband myself, I am the first to admit that we say some dumb shit. If you have a husband, there's a 100% chance you've been exasperated, befuddled, and (thankfully) sometimes amused by the words coming out of our mouths.
How ridiculous are we talking? Here are a bunch of husbands who really outdid themselves:
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I just heard my husband give our dog an ice cube and he called it a Cwunchy Water. And yes, with a W. Not a typo.
2.
my husband had a vasectomy and just called his own cum ''pulp free'' so I've decided its time for a divorce!
3.
My husband just called our son a son of a bitch 🙄
4.
My husband just called today Wiener Christmas, so I'm pretty sure there is a headache in my Valentine's Day future.
5.
My husband reads this to tune of Bad Romance every time
6.
@cottoncandaddy My friend’s husband called her complaining about the bad lettuce she had bought. It was purple cauliflower. Friends, this man is an ER doctor.
7.
My husband called the dinner I cooked a “science project” so when we sat down to eat I waited for him to take the first bite, then asked him with wide eyes, “how do you feel?”
8.
Looks like my husband has taken a side in whether or not almond milk should be called milk. He keeps referring to it as nut juice.
9.
Today I discovered my husband has me in his phone as “Jennifer Wortman.”
10.
My husband just said that “we” are going to start eating healthier. Still haven’t found who tf he’s talking to.
11.
My husband is making a spice rub for his steak called "Ass Fire", so no I don't want to hear about your problems right now.
12.
After being sad about our eldest son moving out, my husband said, “We can always have another one!” So, anyway, now we have 2 people moving out.
13.
My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on his hands
14.
My kids put all our shoes in a row and my husband called it a shoe shoe train, and the more I think about it the more it makes me laugh.
Shoe shoe train
15.
My husband called while I was on my way to grocery store to ask what the name of that Bluey show is that 4 watches. It’s Bluey.
16.
I just need to record somewhere that my husband called Eugene Levy’s eyebrows “big naturals”
17.
I took a sharp right turn on the sidewalk and my husband said "Whoa, you're like a rook" Honest question, how much chess is too much chess?
18.
My husband asked for a hug only to yell mid-hug, “Why are you so clingy?!” And thus, I have now witnessed Scorpio behaviour on turbo speed.
19.
my husband called eyelash extensions “eyelash bangs” and i am forever changed.
Basically all of these wives to their husbands:
