FML I just got the worst possible Topps card

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Bit of a who cares story but thought i'll share it.

I'm a massive Anderson Silva Fan, as a kid my favourite movie was Kickboxer. I watched it at least once a week for 5 years and would always look away when that dude had his shin snapped in half. I'm ok with blood, broken noses, snapped arms but snapped shins had always been a thing of nightmares from the movie kickboxer. That shit happened to Anderson and It was the first time with all the brutality in the sport that I was sick to my stomach afterwards.

So anyways, last week I order a $50 pack of Topp knockout 2018 cards.. first UFC cards I get and I always wanted some Anderson Silva Memorabilia and hoping to get something related to him, so sorting through the cards I get a Paulo Costa (1 in 100 card), Signed Mighty Mouse (1 in 200) & a RRR card with a chopped up piece of the matt. Overall I'm happy, no Anderson but I love MM and Costa. Can't stand RRR but whatever she's famous, I could trade / sell it in the future. I flip the card over and read that the mat is from UFC 167, I jump on google to see which card that was and it was the card I've wanted to avoid for the rest of my life and right in my hands is a piece of the matt Anderson Silva was rolling around in holding his snapped leg in.
 
You could use DNA from the blood in the mat to create your own Anderson Silva clone like in Superman IV The Quest For Peace
 
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Atleast you didn’t get part of the matt with shit on it from that one card where a wmma fighter literally shit on the matt while grappling.
 
The shin snap scene is from Bloodsport, not Kickboxer. You've never seen either film, poser.
 
Atleast you didn’t get part of the matt with shit on it from that one card where a wmma fighter literally shit on the matt while grappling.
This should have been a lifetime ban from mma
 
You could use DNA from the blood in the mat to create your own Anderson Silva clone like in Superman IV The Quest For Peace
Then we can finally get that Mike Long vs Anderson Silva super fight.
 
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