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(WJHG Panama City Beach)   Aftermath of Hurricane Michael has caused A. Homelessness B. Insurance complaints C. Infusion of lizards   (wjhg.com) divider line
    More: Florida, English-language films, Squamata, green anoles, Polychrotidae, Lizards, last summer, Anolis, brown anoles  
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2019-09-16 1:45:42 AM  
Makes sense, with all the insurance claims.

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2019-09-16 5:43:10 AM  
The little brown ones are complete and total anoles.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2019-09-16 5:44:54 AM  
Why are people infusing lizards, and with what?

/dnrtfa
 
b0rg9  
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2019-09-16 5:45:26 AM  
Mr. Lizard, care for a hamburger?
 
2019-09-16 6:10:54 AM  
Release gorillas to kill the lizards.
 
flamark [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-09-16 7:26:20 AM  
My cat loved the lizards. Almost didn't have to feed her. Wasn't a problem until she started bringing them inside.
 
2019-09-16 8:19:42 AM  

flamark: My cat loved the lizards. Almost didn't have to feed her. Wasn't a problem until she started bringing them inside.


When I lived in FL my cat would eat lizarda then barf foam like she was putting out an aircraft fire on a runway.  Although I think it was only geckos that caused that reaction.
 
fsufan  
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2019-09-16 9:36:17 AM  

flamark: My cat loved the lizards. Almost didn't have to feed her. Wasn't a problem until she started bringing them inside.


Wife's cat does 2 things with them. After she brings them in the house, she turns them loose and I spend my free time catching them and tossing them back out or she mortally wounds them and then tortures them (her idea of play) while they try to escape in vain.  If I see her padding across the deck with one in her mouth, I lock the cat door and won't let her in.
 
Badafuco [OhFark]  
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2019-09-16 9:39:51 AM  
They're EVERYWHERE. My cat is averaging about two a day. Walk down to the mailbox and about 20 scatter. I don't mind them, they seem harmless but very much overpopulated.
 
Mikeyworld  
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2019-09-16 9:48:47 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Makes sense, with all the insurance claims.

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There are NO geckos living naturally in Seattle. And who'd want the chirpy little bastards if they did.

/Like the battery going dead in your smoke alarm.
//crickets...
 
Hachitori  
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2019-09-16 9:49:52 AM  

flamark: My cat loved the lizards. Almost didn't have to feed her. Wasn't a problem until she started bringing them inside.


When I lived in Florida I used to say that those lizards were both a cat toy anda cat treat...
 
Mikeyworld  
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2019-09-16 9:55:55 AM  
Is that a florida thing? ...Have closed captioning running over screen text, while the anchor anole and video is babeling? Such good journalism there... all they now is a paywall.
 
madgonad [OhFark]  
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2019-09-16 10:30:07 AM  

Amish Tech Support: Release gorillas to kill the lizards.


Snakes first
 
0per  
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2019-09-16 10:57:41 AM  
No lizards were infused during the making of this article.
 
crzybtch  
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2019-09-16 12:03:19 PM  
I am friggin old - first think I thought of when I ready infused lizards:

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crzybtch  
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2019-09-16 12:04:38 PM  
Jeez, not even high!  I meant to say "
I am friggin old - first thing I thought of when I read infused lizards
 
crackwhore  
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2019-09-16 12:09:07 PM  
Gojiras army
 
thepeterd  
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2019-09-16 5:20:58 PM  
Infused? You will be, after this week's episode of...Nope
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