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(6ABC Philadelphia) Boobies Man accused of illegally lifting and separating cans of Red Bull from an Acme in Southampton Twp., PA   (6abc.com) divider line
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Ernest T Bass  
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2019-05-23 9:04:13 PM  
Well played, subby!
 
gunther_bumpass  
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2019-05-23 9:07:37 PM  
This site is PUERILE!
 
Kick The Chair  
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2019-05-23 9:08:06 PM  
what a boob!
 
EL EM  
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2019-05-23 9:10:34 PM  
Look at Mahboob. It's stunning.
 
It_Really_Does_Glisten  
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2019-05-23 9:11:02 PM  
Try as I might, I can't keep Mahboob under control.
 
djfitz  
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2019-05-23 9:11:07 PM  
Was Pat McCan involved?
 
Begoggle  
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2019-05-23 9:14:21 PM  
And his friend Gene Masseth
 
It_Really_Does_Glisten  
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2019-05-23 9:14:33 PM  
I hope the cops don't slap Mahboob around.
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-05-23 9:15:19 PM  
They'll be feeling Mahboob in jail, I'm guessing.
 
EL EM  
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2019-05-23 9:16:02 PM  

EL EM: Look at Mahboob. It's stunning.


The other one's average, I'm one-sided.
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros  
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2019-05-23 9:18:31 PM  

It_Really_Does_Glisten: I hope the cops don't slap Mahboob around.


Stop dragging mah,
Stop dragging mah,
Stop dragging mahboob around...
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]  
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2019-05-23 9:18:58 PM  
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Steampunk Gallagher  
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2019-05-23 9:21:09 PM  
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It_Really_Does_Glisten  
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2019-05-23 9:21:41 PM  
If he doesn't talk, they're really gonna squeeze Mahboob. They'll milk Mahboob for everything he's got. That could be painful.
 
Mega Steve  
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2019-05-23 9:24:00 PM  
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost  
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2019-05-23 9:24:22 PM  
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cgraves67  
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2019-05-23 9:29:27 PM  
Mahboob is surprisingly hirsute.
 
FarkingStan [OhFark]  
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2019-05-23 9:31:25 PM  
Hahaha, I see what you did there, and it was very, very funny. +10 internets
 
steerforth [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-05-23 9:38:24 PM  
This was very funny. Thanks for the mammaries, brah.
 
ShamanGator  
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2019-05-23 9:40:47 PM  
Acme sells Red Bull. That explains a lot of the roadrunner, coyote pursuits.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]  
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2019-05-23 9:43:55 PM  
TFA: "Police in Southampton Township said he stuffed...two bars of soap into a backpack and tried to make a clean getaway."

*snerk*
 
Fern Crest  
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2019-05-23 9:47:32 PM  
Eve Arden remembers ...

1982 Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra Commercial
Youtube E0wSsTclPYk
 
FarkingStan [OhFark]  
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2019-05-23 9:47:37 PM  
After a long hard look, does Mahboob look crooked to anyone else?
 
RottNDude  
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2019-05-23 9:50:40 PM  
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EL EM  
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2019-05-23 9:51:21 PM  

Prof. Frink: TFA: "Police in Southampton Township said he stuffed...two bars of soap into a backpack and tried to make a clean getaway."

*snerk*


I suspect he used that joke to get past the obvious one without laughing.
 
cyberspacedout  
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2019-05-23 9:51:53 PM  
In addition to theft, Mahboob is also charged with drug possession and is being held...

heehee....

(and yes, I'm sure there are ways of hiding drugs in them)
 
TWX  
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2019-05-23 9:57:40 PM  

cyberspacedout: In addition to theft, Mahboob is also charged with drug possession and is being held...

heehee....

(and yes, I'm sure there are ways of hiding drugs in them)


'specially if they fail the pencil test.
 
litespeed74  
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2019-05-23 10:01:29 PM  
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"Mah" and "Boob"  Mahboob!
 
acad1228  
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2019-05-23 10:08:52 PM  
Did he make his getaway in a motorboat?
 
Danger Avoid Death  
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2019-05-23 10:13:27 PM  
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King Something  
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2019-05-23 10:38:17 PM  
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The Flexecutioner  
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2019-05-23 10:39:52 PM  
Theft? His poor poor victim ...

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Saturn5  
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2019-05-23 10:40:58 PM  
In other news, Mahboob wanted for motorboating.
 
The Flexecutioner  
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2019-05-23 11:04:00 PM  
There once was Mahboob from Nantucket
Who was rolling a doob on a bucket.
His accent was unclear.
When asked if was he from here
He struggled but replied with "Nah, Phuket."

/got nuthin
 
BuckTurgidson  
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2019-05-23 11:35:33 PM  
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2019-05-24 12:37:07 AM  

BuckTurgidson: [img.fark.net image 850x564]


That's a haboob. And only a n00b rube would mistake a haboob for a mahboob. Which reminds me, we could use a boob tube.

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(Women tubing on the Salt River in 2014.)
 
Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix  
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2019-05-24 12:44:31 AM  
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SonOfSpam [TotalFark]  
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2019-05-24 12:47:46 AM  
A store worker confronted the man, who then dropped the bag in a scuffle.
Was anything else in the scuffle?
 
lack of warmth  
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2019-05-24 1:26:41 AM  

SonOfSpam: A store worker confronted the man, who then dropped the bag in a scuffle.
Was anything else in the scuffle?


Mahboob was grabbed.
 
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