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(News.com.au)   102-year-old woman kills 92-year-old neighbor, will probably be sentenced to life   (news.com.au) divider line
    More: Strange, Psychiatry, Death, Ageing, psychiatric hospital, Gerontology, Old age, psychiatric evaluation, woman's cause  
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BadReligion [OhFark]  
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2019-05-23 6:23:23 PM  
I guess, if you have really wanted to kill someone, doing it at an age where prison would be no worse than the retirement home you are already in is the time to do it.
 
2019-05-23 6:42:37 PM  
Patton Oswalt approves. That's how we weed out the weak.
 
Wolf892  
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2019-05-23 6:44:02 PM  
I want her to kill more people so we can nickname her the "Centennial Slasher."
 
2019-05-23 6:47:40 PM  
This could get hot. And yes, I am imagining what it would be like to go down on a 102-year-old. Don't you dare judge me.

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2019-05-23 6:48:01 PM  
I hope she can be rehabilitated in time to lead a productive life.
 
Wendigogo [TotalFark]  
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2019-05-23 6:48:19 PM  
"A 102-year-old woman went off her rocker
at a French retirement home and killed her 92-year-old neighbour..."

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jtown  
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2019-05-23 6:53:37 PM  
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2019-05-23 6:55:02 PM  

Bill the unknowing: Patton Oswalt approves. That's how we weed out the weak.


For those unaware
Patton Oswalt: You are only allowed 20 birthdays.
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wantingout  
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2019-05-23 6:57:53 PM  
sure it wasn't one of the staff, who then told the woman that she just killed someone?
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2019-05-23 6:58:00 PM  
Well, why not. What can they do to her, really.
 
Jeff5  
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2019-05-23 6:59:00 PM  
These younguns just have no respect...
 
2019-05-23 7:00:18 PM  
I don't mean to be a scold, but when you let people off with such short sentences, it just encourages others.
 
Starkaryen  
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2019-05-23 7:01:59 PM  
She does it frequently to claim their remaining years
 
2019-05-23 7:11:08 PM  
With time off for good behavior, she could be paroled in 10.
 
betawulf  
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2019-05-23 7:13:33 PM  
Killed a nonagenarian? So had an abortion?
 
2019-05-23 7:14:40 PM  
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hugram [TotalFark]  
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2019-05-23 7:16:37 PM  
Damn millenniums.
 
2019-05-23 7:21:45 PM  
How do you say "biatch had it comin" in French?
 
lolmao500  
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2019-05-23 7:25:40 PM  

BadReligion: I guess, if you have really wanted to kill someone, doing it at an age where prison would be no worse than the retirement home you are already in is the time to do it.


Well maybe we could get a bus full of 100 years old to washington dc
 
2019-05-23 7:26:39 PM  
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2019-05-23 7:29:46 PM  

penguinopus: I don't mean to be a scold, but when you let absolving people of f such short sentences, it just simply encourages others.


FTFM
 
2019-05-23 7:33:07 PM  
Maybe they have an understanding with the grim reaper.

/Sounds like a decent TV show.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]  
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2019-05-23 7:52:36 PM  
Did she start telling her one of those endless stories that has no point?
Bet she dropped sometime right after the Onion on the Belt segment.
 
2019-05-23 7:54:49 PM  

SBinRR: Did she start telling her one of those endless stories that has no point?
Bet she dropped sometime right after the Onion on the Belt segment.


Give me five Bee's for a Quarter, you'd say!
 
2019-05-23 7:57:19 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: This could get hot. And yes, I am imagining what it would be like to go down on a 102-year-old. Don't you dare judge me.

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2019-05-23 8:13:46 PM  
 If by some miracle I live to be 102 I wouldn't put up with anybody's shiat either.
 
2019-05-23 8:18:26 PM  

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Exactly why I don't go to bingo.
 
2019-05-23 8:51:21 PM  
Life's too good for her. They should
execute her by sneaking up behind her with an inflated paper bag.
 
Bruscar  
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2019-05-23 9:02:02 PM  
Nursing homes on both sides of the pond need to stop cramming two people into a "suite" the size of a walk-in closet. The cost savings is not sufficiently substantial to justify it. Keep the walk-in closet sized rooms, but only allow one person per room.

Provide plenty of space for those who want company to gather. Provide something to do besides watch television. Address the individuals that start moaning and yelling at twilight. Do not ignore them while they pace up and down the halls preventing everyone else from sleeping.

Increase your staff. Agitate for higher reimbursements from government if you must. Go to the press: relate to the public that Granny is in danger because of miserly government funding. Then invest that funding in staff; not increased CEO pay.
 
notmyjab [TotalFark]  
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2019-05-23 10:06:35 PM  
She warned the young'n to stay off her lawn.

/dnrtfa
 
Coelacanth  
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2019-05-23 10:36:13 PM  
I'm currently in a rehab. I'm waiting for the paranoid woman across the hallway who won't stop shouting "Help me! Help me!" to be murdered by her roommate who thinks she's a CIA agent who has already claimed to have killed dozens of Russian spies .
 
2019-05-24 5:39:15 AM  
I swear to god Lisa, if you tell that story ONE  MORE. TIME!  <teeth grinding noises>
 
Aidan  
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2019-05-24 8:22:41 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I swear to god Lisa, if you tell that story ONE  MORE. TIME!  <teeth grinding noises>


Uh oh. I already feel that way, and I'm nowhere near 102. I'd better start doing good deeds so it's not obvious it was me by the time I finally snap.
 
fat boy  
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2019-05-24 9:02:29 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: This could get hot. And yes, I am imagining what it would be like to go down on a 102-year-old. Don't you dare judge me.

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Premortem or postmortem?
 
tcaptain  
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2019-05-24 1:03:04 PM  

Bruscar: Nursing homes on both sides of the pond need to stop cramming two people into a "suite" the size of a walk-in closet. The cost savings is not sufficiently substantial to justify it. Keep the walk-in closet sized rooms, but only allow one person per room.

Provide plenty of space for those who want company to gather. Provide something to do besides watch television. Address the individuals that start moaning and yelling at twilight. Do not ignore them while they pace up and down the halls preventing everyone else from sleeping.

Increase your staff. Agitate for higher reimbursements from government if you must. Go to the press: relate to the public that Granny is in danger because of miserly government funding. Then invest that funding in staff; not increased CEO pay.


You are so adorable.

Don't you know this smacks of soshialusm.  You can't be messing with profits and shareholders like that!

/Yes, all of that above SHOULD be done.
//it won't tho
 
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