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(DW)   Germany reports fewer laser attacks at the airport than in previous years. "A few years ago, the laser attack was a hip prank for some young people. The perpetrators must now be aware that they are consistently prosecuted"   (dw.com) divider line
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fusillade762  
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2018-09-23 5:56:41 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2018-09-23 6:27:46 PM  
Hot Chip - 'I Feel Better'
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Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste  
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2018-09-23 7:09:02 PM  
I wish our biggest problems involved laser attacks by hipsters at area airports.
 
SwiftFox  
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2018-09-23 8:03:28 PM  
Wow, something didn't stay hip forever.
 
Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-09-23 8:14:49 PM  
That reminds me, I have to get a new green laser since I live really close to an airport. It's funny when pilots always complain about being "blinded". Besides, how long will you get lucky enough to point the laser in exactly the right spot for maximum re-reflection areound the cockpit? It lasts for like a split second. Jeez, these precious little pilots are so damned dramatic.
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2018-09-23 8:20:19 PM  

Stephen_Falken: That reminds me, I have to get a new green laser since I live really close to an airport. It's funny when pilots always complain about being "blinded". Besides, how long will you get lucky enough to point the laser in exactly the right spot for maximum re-reflection areound the cockpit? It lasts for like a split second. Jeez, these precious little pilots are so damned dramatic.


It was working right up till the last sentence.
 
guestguy  
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2018-09-23 8:22:16 PM  
Isn't "German Laser Attack" a techno rave band...

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giantmeteor [TotalFark]  
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2018-09-23 9:00:21 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I wish our biggest problems involved laser attacks by hipsters at area airports.


To be fair they got over their populist fascist strong man phase a long time ago. It was a bit more serious than ours.
 
farkingismybusiness [TotalFark]  
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2018-09-23 9:15:06 PM  
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Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-09-23 9:57:17 PM  

LewDux: [Youtube MaCZN2N6Q_I image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/MaCZN2N6Q_I]


Thanks for that. I remembered seeing it years ago, but couldn't remember how to look it up.
 
LoneVVolf  
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2018-09-23 10:06:04 PM  
Easy enough problem to solve; start "pointing" back...

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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier  
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2018-09-23 11:08:50 PM  
The pilot, acting as a witness for the prosecution in court:

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MythDragon  
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2018-09-23 11:39:51 PM  

LoneVVolf: Easy enough problem to solve; start "pointing" back...

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If only there was some way to guide a missile to these lasers. Like some sort of pointing device that used a beam or something.
 
almejita  
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2018-09-23 11:41:30 PM  
But the plane crashing is the best part!
You guys never let me have ANY fun!
 
almejita  
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2018-09-23 11:43:47 PM  
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Any guesses at to the CD that's playing in the nose of the plane?

I'm thinking Master of Puppets.
 
almejita  
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2018-09-23 11:45:20 PM  

almejita: [img.fark.net image 850x467]

Any guesses at to the CD that's playing in the nose of the plane?

I'm thinking Master of Puppets.


Or maybe Pipers at the Gates of Dawn?? and the pilots handle is Grimblgrombl???

Cuz that would be cool
 
Kuta  
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2018-09-24 12:44:13 AM  

guestguy: Isn't "German Laser Attack" a techno rave band...

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Almost,

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LoneVVolf  
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2018-09-24 7:48:10 AM  

almejita: Any guesses at to the CD that's playing in the nose of the plane?

I'm thinking Master of Puppets.


Definitely "Killer Queen" (Dynamite with a laser beam).
 
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