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(9News (Australia))   Confused roo on golf course yells at yellow golf flag, tells it to 'putt up its dukes'   (9news.com.au) divider line
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Farkspeare [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 3:55:59 PM  
Joey Sindelar
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 4:54:06 PM  
It is mating season for the kangaroos, and Ms Hammant said he was likely a young male, which could have influenced its odd behaviour.

So what I get from this is that he likes the super-skinny sharp knees types...  Blonde, too, I guess.
So, Paris Hilton...

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blatz514 [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 5:07:52 PM  
Roo don't play no sports...

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fusillade762  
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2018-03-21 7:31:41 PM  
He really wants that flag.
 
Arkanaut  
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2018-03-21 7:52:34 PM  
Hit him with your best shot!
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 7:57:54 PM  
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ZMugg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 7:58:32 PM  
"Confused 'Roo" is my Men at Work tribute act.
 
jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 7:59:56 PM  
Play times over, mothergolfer
 
Habeas Porpoise [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:00:18 PM  
This roo was in the paper a while back.  He would take no shiat from anybody
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weirdneighbour  
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2018-03-21 8:13:55 PM  
Where's a Aussie redneck when you need one.  Wouldn't be so tough with the pic'd above
 
SwiftFox  
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2018-03-21 8:15:03 PM  
Roo can't jump?
 
Ro  
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2018-03-21 8:20:14 PM  
Those damn golfers!
 
Cosmic Cowboy [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:23:50 PM  
Subby, that was terrible.
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:26:57 PM  

Habeas Porpoise: This roo was in the paper a while back.  He would take no shiat from anybody
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What's the 'back' story on this beast?
 
Day_Old_Dutchie  
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2018-03-21 8:44:05 PM  
"Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed..."
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:45:07 PM  
Somebody posted a clip of a bear cub playing with a golf flag on my Facebook feed. It was the cutest damn thing. I think I could see Mama Bear in the background, but the cub was just like a human child having a good time.

Cute mammals having a bit of fun beats alligators and crocodiles, I guess. Although any golf course Trump plays could use a bit less draining the swamp and a bit more swamping of the Prez with crocodiles, preferably the giant cartoon kind which swallowed an alarm clock and reminds the Orange One of his mortality.
 
Current Resident  
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2018-03-21 8:46:08 PM  
Is this the Australian Caddyshack reboot?
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:47:44 PM  
Flag worshiper
 
ski9600 [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:50:42 PM  

WTFDYW: Habeas Porpoise: This roo was in the paper a while back.  He would take no shiat from anybody
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What's the 'back' story on this beast?


I dunno, but there'd be some good eatin' roasts on that animal.
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:54:24 PM  

ski9600: WTFDYW: Habeas Porpoise: This roo was in the paper a while back.  He would take no shiat from anybody
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What's the 'back' story on this beast?

I dunno, but there'd be some good eatin' roasts on that animal.


Not so sure unless its cooked low and slow for many hours.
 
Habeas Porpoise [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:56:48 PM  

WTFDYW: Habeas Porpoise: This roo was in the paper a while back.  He would take no shiat from anybody
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What's the 'back' story on this beast?


Some guy just came across him in a creek while fishing and decided to fish somewhere else
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 9:02:55 PM  

Habeas Porpoise: WTFDYW: Habeas Porpoise: This roo was in the paper a while back.  He would take no shiat from anybody
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What's the 'back' story on this beast?

Some guy just came across him in a creek while fishing and decided to fish somewhere else


I would also.
 
Destructor [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 9:26:33 PM  
Kangaroos are so awesome. Australia, you're lucky. We just have stupid deer here in the states. They like to run in the middle of the road then stop.
 
Habeas Porpoise [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:10:26 PM  

Destructor: Kangaroos are so awesome. Australia, you're lucky. We just have stupid deer here in the states. They like to run in the middle of the road then stop.


Yeah, nah
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Mukster  
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2018-03-21 10:14:26 PM  
Put up your Dukes!

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DrEMHmrk2 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:22:34 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: "Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed..."


Ah, the rare Wizard of Oz quote. Didn't think I'd get that one checked off this week.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:23:25 PM  
Captain America would have showed him that the best way to get the flag is to lay the pole down; then you get to ride in the jeep on the way back to the  clubhouse for a Toohey's.
 
LiberalConservative [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:52:58 PM  

Destructor: Kangaroos are so awesome. Australia, you're lucky. We just have stupid deer here in the states. They like to run in the middle of the road then stop.


Roos will fark your car up. They tend to hide in the bush next to roads then jump out in front at the last moment. But the camels are worse; you hit the legs but the body flattens the car.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:32:04 PM  

LiberalConservative: Destructor: Kangaroos are so awesome. Australia, you're lucky. We just have stupid deer here in the states. They like to run in the middle of the road then stop.

Roos will fark your car up. They tend to hide in the bush next to roads then jump out in front at the last moment. But the camels are worse; you hit the legs but the body flattens the car.


Must be almost as bad as hitting a moose.
 
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2018-03-21 11:53:47 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: LiberalConservative: Destructor: Kangaroos are so awesome. Australia, you're lucky. We just have stupid deer here in the states. They like to run in the middle of the road then stop.

Roos will fark your car up. They tend to hide in the bush next to roads then jump out in front at the last moment. But the camels are worse; you hit the legs but the body flattens the car.

Must be almost as bad as hitting a moose.


In contrast to a Wedge-Tailed Eagle, a moose doesn't have a razor sharp beak beak and talons, and it's not full of rotten roadkill when it explodes inside your vehicle
 
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