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The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2021-08-02 10:47:02 PM  
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FloriduhGuy  
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2021-08-02 10:48:18 PM  
Considering the amount of spit flying out of peoples mouths as they heavily exhale during exercise, this is probably a good idea.
 
The Dog Ate My Homework  
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2021-08-02 10:49:01 PM  
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daffy  
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2021-08-02 10:49:52 PM  
I think it's a good idea.
 
chuggernaught  
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2021-08-02 10:52:42 PM  
Good
 
Magnanimous_J  
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2021-08-02 10:54:05 PM  

daffy: I think it's a good idea.


It's definitely a good idea. Personally, I can deal with masks on the day to day, but my gym attendance has plummeted. I tried to go, but I'm not a farking Olympian. Wearing a mask gets in the way of my cardio
 
BenSaw2 [TotalFark]  
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2021-08-02 10:54:07 PM  
I think that the "you're not doing THIS without THAT" stategy might be an effective incentivizer.
 
Godscrack  
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2021-08-02 10:57:17 PM  
I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
The Reverend Sam Hill [OhFark]  
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2021-08-02 11:01:16 PM  
-- Yew cain't make me git th' vaccine!
-- Well, no, I can't. And you can't make me let you into my place of business. Now git.
 
FloriduhGuy  
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2021-08-02 11:03:29 PM  

Godscrack: I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.


And the unvacinated can get DOA stamped on their foreheads.
 
Godscrack  
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2021-08-02 11:07:28 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Godscrack: I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.

And the unvacinated can get DOA stamped on their foreheads.


Yes, but how can you tell if someone hasn't been vaccinated? What if they have been vaxxed, but just say they haven't, just so they can get the hate and verbal abuse. Because that seems to be a thing now. Just to confuse and throw off the do-gooders.
 
cyberspacedout  
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2021-08-02 11:16:18 PM  

Godscrack: FloriduhGuy: Godscrack: I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.

And the unvacinated can get DOA stamped on their foreheads.

Yes, but how can you tell if someone hasn't been vaccinated? What if they have been vaxxed, but just say they haven't, just so they can get the hate and verbal abuse. Because that seems to be a thing now. Just to confuse and throw off the do-gooders.


Near-field 5G signal detector.
 
RolfBlitzer  
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2021-08-02 11:20:26 PM  
What happened to freedom of speach?
 
Claude Ballse [TotalFark]  
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2021-08-02 11:21:32 PM  

Godscrack: FloriduhGuy: Godscrack: I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.

And the unvacinated can get DOA stamped on their foreheads.

Yes, but how can you tell if someone hasn't been vaccinated? What if they have been vaxxed, but just say they haven't, just so they can get the hate and verbal abuse. Because that seems to be a thing now. Just to confuse and throw off the do-gooders.


Easy; they die in the end.
 
Mock26  
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2021-08-03 12:19:24 AM  
The anti-vaxxer/anti-masker meltdowns are going to be hilarious!
 
Mock26  
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2021-08-03 12:21:38 AM  

RolfBlitzer: What happened to freedom of speach?


They is fully exercising its fright of free speech, which includes freedom of association. The gym is free to associate with whoever they want and they have decided that unvaccinated morans are not people they want to associate with. And the anti-vaxxer morans are free to go and associate with some other gym.

Also, they gym is not the Government.
 
Fart And Smunny  
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2021-08-03 12:21:49 AM  
If you have been going to the gym unvaccinated so far, a hearty fark you to you.
 
Skeleton Man  
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2021-08-03 12:30:42 AM  

Mock26: RolfBlitzer: What happened to freedom of speach?

They is fully exercising its fright of free speech, which includes freedom of association. The gym is free to associate with whoever they want and they have decided that unvaccinated morans are not people they want to associate with. And the anti-vaxxer morans are free to go and associate with some other gym.

Also, they gym is not the Government.


Free speech is nothing to be afraid of.
 
Mock26  
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2021-08-03 12:49:22 AM  

Skeleton Man: Mock26: RolfBlitzer: What happened to freedom of speach?

They is fully exercising its fright of free speech, which includes freedom of association. The gym is free to associate with whoever they want and they have decided that unvaccinated morans are not people they want to associate with. And the anti-vaxxer morans are free to go and associate with some other gym.

Also, they gym is not the Government.

Free speech is nothing to be afraid of.


I never said or hinted that it was.
 
Excelsior  
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2021-08-03 12:51:40 AM  

Godscrack: FloriduhGuy: Godscrack: I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.

And the unvacinated can get DOA stamped on their foreheads.

Yes, but how can you tell if someone hasn't been vaccinated?

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Skeleton Man  
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2021-08-03 1:10:15 AM  

Mock26: Skeleton Man: Mock26: RolfBlitzer: What happened to freedom of speach?

They is fully exercising its fright of free speech, which includes freedom of association. The gym is free to associate with whoever they want and they have decided that unvaccinated morans are not people they want to associate with. And the anti-vaxxer morans are free to go and associate with some other gym.

Also, they gym is not the Government.

Free speech is nothing to be afraid of.

I never said or hinted that it was.


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proteus_b  
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2021-08-03 1:49:46 AM  

Excelsior: Godscrack: FloriduhGuy: Godscrack: I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.

And the unvacinated can get DOA stamped on their foreheads.

Yes, but how can you tell if someone hasn't been vaccinated?

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PunGent  
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2021-08-03 5:27:11 AM  

Godscrack: FloriduhGuy: Godscrack: I think people who have bee vaccinated should be tattooed with a big V and a C in the middle. That way gyms, business and law enforcement know you have complied.

It's the only way to be sure.

And the unvacinated can get DOA stamped on their foreheads.

Yes, but how can you tell if someone hasn't been vaccinated? What if they have been vaxxed, but just say they haven't, just so they can get the hate and verbal abuse. Because that seems to be a thing now. Just to confuse and throw off the do-gooders.


If you don't hate bio terrorists, there's something wrong with you.

/exceptions for those with valid medical reasons obviously
//no bs religious exceptions
 
PunGent  
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2021-08-03 5:30:24 AM  

RolfBlitzer: What happened to freedom of speach?


It's alive and well, as the yuge numbers of antivaxxers prove.
 
Frizbone  
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2021-08-03 7:43:20 AM  
We are establishing medical apartheid. How about separate water fountains for colors and 17 digit VIN numbers tattooed on Jews?
 
Shakin_Haitian  
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2021-08-03 8:45:48 AM  

Frizbone: We are establishing medical apartheid. How about separate water fountains for colors and 17 digit VIN numbers tattooed on Jews?


Ah yes I keep forgetting people are chosen how they're born. Duh.
 
Shakin_Haitian  
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2021-08-03 8:46:17 AM  
Choosing. God damn autocorrect.
 
Excelsior  
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2021-08-03 3:01:50 PM  

Frizbone: We are establishing medical apartheid. How about separate water fountains for colors and 17 digit VIN numbers tattooed on Jews?


You can't choose your ethnicity, nationality skin color, or the religion you're born into -- you CAN choose not to be a dick and get yourself vaccinated so you won't "accidentally" kill your neighbors.
 
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