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(Some Coulrophobic)   The otter is not known as "nature's clown" because of his amusing antics   (montanarightnow.com) divider line
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bbutterf  
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2021-08-02 6:15:10 PM  
I can't help thinking of Malfoy when reading this. "We did not do anything.... they just attacked us..."
 
2021-08-02 6:24:05 PM  
Is it because otters bury their victims under the floorboards like John Wayne Gacy?
 
Katerchen  
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2021-08-02 6:31:07 PM  
They are predators and they were there first. I'm with the otters on this one.
 
felching pen [TotalFark]  
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2021-08-02 6:50:38 PM  
Butte? Big Hole River? Divide? There's a joke in there somewhere, somebody otter come up with one.
 
UberDave [OhFark]  
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2021-08-02 6:58:29 PM  
They're trying to change their image ever since losing to the Riverbottom Nightmare Band.
 
2021-08-02 7:41:25 PM  
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Picklehead  
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2021-08-02 8:10:59 PM  
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cryinoutloud  
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2021-08-02 8:48:01 PM  

felching pen: Butte? Big Hole River? Divide? There's a joke in there somewhere, somebody otter come up with one.


here's the joke: the Big Hole is so low this year that the otter must have walked out to bite him.

FWP advises recreationists to give all wildlife plenty of space. In drought conditions, low water levels can bring recreationists closer to water-dwelling wildlife. Keeping your distance can help avoid dangerous encounters, reduce stress for wildlife and promote healthy animal behavior.

In other words, give the farking animals a little space. They probably got right up on it. 12-year-old boy? He wanted to catch it.
 
optikeye [TotalFark]  
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2021-08-02 9:00:31 PM  
I was attacked by an Otter at a bar in Atlanta. I just beat him off.
 
2021-08-02 9:04:12 PM  

felching pen: Butte? Big Hole River? Divide? There's a joke in there somewhere, somebody otter come up with one.


There were two joke headlines that went red and this one went green.  Prudes, I tell ya.
 
RolfBlitzer  
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2021-08-02 9:42:53 PM  
Straight otter Compton?
 
OkieDookie  
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2021-08-02 9:43:34 PM  
Wait until they discover that otters have a murder nest full of deadlights.
 
2021-08-02 9:44:36 PM  

little big man: felching pen: Butte? Big Hole River? Divide? There's a joke in there somewhere, somebody otter come up with one.

There were two joke headlines that went red and this one went green.  Prudes, I tell ya.


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Mukster  
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2021-08-02 9:46:02 PM  
12 year old? Probably wishes he'd been attacked by a beaver.
 
DrWhy  
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2021-08-02 9:46:36 PM  
There Otter be a law!
 
2021-08-02 9:47:12 PM  
You need to be a bear if you want to handle an otter.
 
DrWhy  
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2021-08-02 9:47:19 PM  
The other otters sitting on the bank playing banjos  should have been a clue.
 
2021-08-02 9:47:32 PM  
With cucumbers?

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daffy  
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2021-08-02 9:47:36 PM  

Katerchen: They are predators and they were there first. I'm with the otters on this one.


I am too. It's their home. Besides they are so darn cute.
 
dark brew [OhFark]  
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2021-08-02 9:49:14 PM  

daffy: Katerchen: They are predators and they were there first. I'm with the otters on this one.

I am too. It's their home. Besides they are so darn cute.



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Krieghund  
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2021-08-02 9:49:59 PM  

optikeye: I was attacked by an Otter at a bar in Atlanta. I just beat him off.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - You're a power bottom.
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DrWhy  
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2021-08-02 9:51:18 PM  
These boys have reached... the otter limits.
 
2021-08-02 9:53:28 PM  

dark brew: daffy: Katerchen: They are predators and they were there first. I'm with the otters on this one.

I am too. It's their home. Besides they are so darn cute.


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That's adorable red lipsti...  huh.  Whelp, just gonna leave him to his meal and get on a fast train to not-farking-here.
 
TomDooley  
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2021-08-02 9:54:39 PM  
Always add Acid to Water.
 
2021-08-02 9:55:14 PM  

DrWhy: These boys have reached... the otter limits.


Thats otterly ridiculous.
 
genner  
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2021-08-02 10:05:56 PM  

dark brew: daffy: Katerchen: They are predators and they were there first. I'm with the otters on this one.

I am too. It's their home. Besides they are so darn cute.


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Petey4335  
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2021-08-02 10:06:28 PM  
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Jeeze. Anyone else get a 'yeah? And? I'd do it again.' Vibe?
 
2021-08-02 10:08:19 PM  

felching pen: Butte? Big Hole River? Divide? There's a joke in there somewhere, somebody otter come up with one.


Butte boy gets otter bite in the Big Hole just west of the Divide
 
2021-08-02 10:11:18 PM  
The otter was questioned, but appeared to have a poor understanding of English.

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jmr61  
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2021-08-02 10:11:52 PM  
You're in their house.

STFU
 
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2021-08-02 10:12:09 PM  
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FarkingSmurf  
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2021-08-02 10:12:33 PM  
Two 12-year-old boys floating on the water in the vicinity of some otters and they "tried to keep their distance".  Uh huh.  Anyone who has been a 12-year-old boy or spawned one knows that's highly unlikely.
 
cefm  
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2021-08-02 10:20:22 PM  
Otters are water cats. Cute as hell but lethal hunters who will fark you up if you're in the water and they take a dislike to you.
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2021-08-02 10:20:40 PM  
Having been on the wrong end of an incident involving wading, shorts, and one of those overly inquisitive water rats, I'm siding with the boys on this one. It's very likely they did give the fat wet weasel plenty of space but  the little shiat just didn't care.

/Fark otters
 
2021-08-02 10:27:57 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Having been on the wrong end of an incident involving wading, shorts, and one of those overly inquisitive water rats, I'm siding with the boys on this one. It's very likely they did give the fat wet weasel plenty of space but  the little shiat just didn't care.

/Fark otters


I am just going to leave this here: https://www.vox.com/2015/2/23/8089019/horrible-animals

/In Soviet Russia, Otter.... blah blah blah
 
Bluemoons  
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2021-08-02 10:27:58 PM  

cryinoutloud: felching pen: Butte? Big Hole River? Divide? There's a joke in there somewhere, somebody otter come up with one.

here's the joke: the Big Hole is so low this year that the otter must have walked out to bite him.

FWP advises recreationists to give all wildlife plenty of space. In drought conditions, low water levels can bring recreationists closer to water-dwelling wildlife. Keeping your distance can help avoid dangerous encounters, reduce stress for wildlife and promote healthy animal behavior.

In other words, give the farking animals a little space. They probably got right up on it. 12-year-old boy? He wanted to catch it.


Odds are 50:1 that a handful of juvenile boys weren't respecting the otters space. I had a cousin that got his nipple bit off by a beaver........
 
2021-08-02 10:28:21 PM  
Should have just given him the damn scallop.
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Iamos [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-08-02 10:29:34 PM  

optikeye: I was attacked by an Otter at a bar in Atlanta. I just beat him off.


Sounds...sticky.
 
2021-08-02 10:38:55 PM  
Otters are clowns... like Pennywise

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WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!
 
Jeff5  
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2021-08-02 10:41:06 PM  
Otters are water wolverines, and will very cheerfully prove it if you fark around.
 
2021-08-02 10:41:37 PM  

Nietzsche is Dead: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Having been on the wrong end of an incident involving wading, shorts, and one of those overly inquisitive water rats, I'm siding with the boys on this one. It's very likely they did give the fat wet weasel plenty of space but  the little shiat just didn't care.

/Fark otters

I am just going to leave this here: https://www.vox.com/2015/2/23/8089019/horrible-animals

/In Soviet Russia, Otter.... blah blah blah


Can't say I'm surprised by that. Cross-species, pederastic, homicidal rape weasels sounds about right for otters.
 
2021-08-02 10:48:50 PM  

optikeye: I was attacked by an Otter at a bar in Atlanta. I just beat him off.


I bet he followed you home after that and wouldn't leave.
 
2021-08-02 10:49:17 PM  
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2021-08-02 10:51:07 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Nietzsche is Dead: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Having been on the wrong end of an incident involving wading, shorts, and one of those overly inquisitive water rats, I'm siding with the boys on this one. It's very likely they did give the fat wet weasel plenty of space but  the little shiat just didn't care.

/Fark otters

I am just going to leave this here: https://www.vox.com/2015/2/23/8089019/horrible-animals

/In Soviet Russia, Otter.... blah blah blah

Can't say I'm surprised by that. Cross-species, pederastic, homicidal rape weasels sounds about right for otters.


Yep - cute as hell and also evil little shiats
 
2021-08-02 10:51:29 PM  
Rabies shots? Rabies shots!
 
2021-08-02 10:53:06 PM  

genner: dark brew: daffy: Katerchen: They are predators and they were there first. I'm with the otters on this one.

I am too. It's their home. Besides they are so darn cute.


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But sea otters are cuter.  Specially when they are holding a sea otters pup.

But if you want to see the cutest in the animal world...google baby Cobras.  They are just the cutest, "widdle" sweetieharts ever!!!
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2021-08-02 11:00:07 PM  

Katerchen: They are predators and they were there first. I'm with the otters on this one.


They've got wicked teeth. Just because they're not apex predators doesn't mean they can't bite the head off of eels when they want to.
 
lemurtx [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-08-02 11:37:48 PM  

felching pen: Butte? Big Hole River? Divide? There's a joke in there somewhere, somebody otter come up with one.


Came here for this
 
Masta Beta  
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2021-08-02 11:59:11 PM  
Otters also have a tendency to attack the eyes. The boys were in inner tubes so could have been much worse if they were swimming or closer to water level.
 
mrschwen  
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2021-08-03 12:01:38 AM  
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