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2020-10-24 10:18:38 PM  
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2020-10-24 10:26:16 PM  
I wanted to be sure, as I'm not totally sciency-literate... this was measuring viral spread through wastewater readings. Author says so in later thread tweets.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-10-24 10:32:50 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: I wanted to be sure, as I'm not totally sciency-literate... this was measuring viral spread through wastewater readings. Author says so in later thread tweets.


Yes, they can measure the viral load in sewage.
This is not good.
 
cman [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-10-24 10:37:52 PM  

cretinbob: Yes, they can measure the viral load in sewage


shiat
 
2020-10-24 10:38:06 PM  

cretinbob: JohnnyApocalypse: I wanted to be sure, as I'm not totally sciency-literate... this was measuring viral spread through wastewater readings. Author says so in later thread tweets.

Yes, they can measure the viral load in sewage.
This is not good.


Yep, and tweeter links the Massachusetts Water Authority source in thread. Same info there. Lots of people pooping coronavirus.

http://www.mwra.com/biobot/biobotdata.htm
 
cman [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-10-24 10:40:41 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Lots of people pooping coronavirus


shiat
 
null [OhFark]  
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2020-10-25 12:14:04 AM  

thealgorerhythm: cretinbob: JohnnyApocalypse: I wanted to be sure, as I'm not totally sciency-literate... this was measuring viral spread through wastewater readings. Author says so in later thread tweets.

Yes, they can measure the viral load in sewage.
This is not good.

Yep, and tweeter links the Massachusetts Water Authority source in thread. Same info there. Lots of people pooping coronavirus.

http://www.mwra.com/biobot/biobotdata.htm


And it's actually a leading indicator, so the spike in cases is coming really really soon.
 
greentea1985 [TotalFark]  
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2020-10-25 12:31:10 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: I wanted to be sure, as I'm not totally sciency-literate... this was measuring viral spread through wastewater readings. Author says so in later thread tweets.


Yes. Viral spread through wastewater is one of the few leading indicators that lets you know when an outbreak is starting in an area. Hospitalizations and deaths are both lagging indicators. Testing patients is also a bit lagging unless you do randomized tests, because covid victims don't typically get tested until they have symptoms. Boston is about to get bad.
 
Mike_LowELL [OhFark]  
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2020-10-25 1:03:45 AM  
tump told u DONT GET SDICK did u listen?/?  tump says "itll all go awya" IT WOULD HAVE IF U STOPED WAREING MASK'S

repost to 10 of yourr friends or coronavirus is going to enter your house withuot a search warrant and kick ur dog in the buttt
 
Brosephus  
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2020-10-25 1:04:54 AM  
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Got nothing else..
 
2020-10-25 1:28:22 AM  
Moving through Boston streets like a drowning tide of molasses.
 
Flappyhead  
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2020-10-25 3:15:10 AM  
This is gonna a lot worse before it gets better.
 
bostonguy [TotalFark]  
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2020-10-25 3:15:34 AM  
Crap.
 
SoupGuru [TotalFark]  
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2020-10-25 3:22:58 AM  
This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.
 
433 [TotalFark]  
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2020-10-25 4:12:16 AM  

SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.


Man, just earlier today I saw someone take the mask offered to them at the entrance to a store, put it on, and then then throw it on the ground once inside.  F*ckin' jerks, hey, f*ck 'em.

I still have a positive attitude about life and my own survival.  I'm going to get through this and have a good time doing it.  Maybe I'm just an optimist, but I can't get hip with bad attitudes about everything being shiat, and there is always a place where you can put your hand.  If it's that bad, do something about it.

Also by the way I do understand.
 
2020-10-25 5:27:34 AM  
Wasn't there a study (Yale?) that pegged the correlation at 0.98?
 
Cormee [BareFark]  
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2020-10-25 5:33:00 AM  
Massa-poo-shiats amirite?
 
2020-10-25 5:35:50 AM  

Cormee: Massa-poo-shiats amirite?


Bad Cormee. Bad! Go to your room.
 
2020-10-25 5:37:06 AM  
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2020-10-25 5:40:23 AM  

SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.


Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.
 
Medic Zero [TotalFark]  
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2020-10-25 5:43:54 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.

Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.


Username checks out as something that hits fans.
 
2020-10-25 5:46:35 AM  

Cormee: Massa-poo-shiats amirite?


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Pfff. More like Taxa-poo-shiats.
 
FunkJunkie [OhFark]  
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2020-10-25 5:48:42 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.

Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.


Yep, this explains why the northeastern state of Idaho, notorious for population density, is having to move patients to Washington.

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MegaLib  
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2020-10-25 5:49:03 AM  
President Biden will solve this.  We will have a mandatory vaccine.  We will lock down until then.  The election can't come fast enough.
 
2020-10-25 5:49:38 AM  

cman: thealgorerhythm: Lots of people pooping coronavirus

shiat


That's how Chris Christie caught the disease from Donald Trump.
 
liquidsiphon  
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2020-10-25 5:52:08 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.

Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.


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Look at all those northeast states for the most infection per capita!
 
quatchi  
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2020-10-25 5:55:25 AM  
Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.
 
MaliFinn  
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2020-10-25 5:56:44 AM  

cretinbob: JohnnyApocalypse: I wanted to be sure, as I'm not totally sciency-literate... this was measuring viral spread through wastewater readings. Author says so in later thread tweets.

Yes, they can measure the viral load in sewage.
This is not good.


It's good that they can measure it though.
 
YakBoy42  
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2020-10-25 5:56:55 AM  

liquidsiphon: fanbladesaresharp: SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.

Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.

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Look at all those northeast states for the most infection per capita!


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Fun fact: 18 of the top 20 states for per capita infections voted for Trump in 2016.


I'm sure it's just coincidence
 
redonkulon  
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2020-10-25 5:58:33 AM  
Shiat's getting repeated from a viral Boston pop thread from a day or so ago.
 
liquidsiphon  
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2020-10-25 5:58:41 AM  

quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.


Hah! Covid Incoming!

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AthensBoy  
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2020-10-25 6:00:52 AM  

Mike_LowELL: tump told u DONT GET SDICK did u listen?/?  tump says "itll all go awya" IT WOULD HAVE IF U STOPED WAREING MASK'S

repost to 10 of yourr friends or coronavirus is going to enter your house withuot a search warrant and kick ur dog in the buttt


I'd like to see it try.

I don't have a dog.
 
Lackofname  
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2020-10-25 6:02:07 AM  
But it's blue states so we'll all be okay. /s
 
2020-10-25 6:05:59 AM  
I do not like these apples.
 
DON.MAC [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-10-25 6:06:44 AM  
They did this type of test in a rural coastal town of Apollo Bay in Victoria Australia.  The sewer wasn't connected to much more than a small village (population less than 2,000) and they never did find the person that was infected, there wasn't an outbreak and the area was on a lockdown at the time.
 
2020-10-25 6:08:39 AM  

liquidsiphon: quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.

Hah! Covid Incoming!

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My god. That's, like, an outtake from a Cronenberg movie.
 
liquidsiphon  
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2020-10-25 6:12:17 AM  

wet drum sandwich: liquidsiphon: quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.

Hah! Covid Incoming!

[Fark user image 850x478]

My god. That's, like, an outtake from a Cronenberg movie.


This reality deserves the Langoliers.
 
hlehmann  
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2020-10-25 6:14:55 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.

Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.


You don't read much, do you.
 
2020-10-25 6:19:22 AM  

liquidsiphon: wet drum sandwich: liquidsiphon: quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.

Hah! Covid Incoming!

[Fark user image 850x478]

My god. That's, like, an outtake from a Cronenberg movie.

This reality deserves the Langoliers.


Not only that, disturbing shirt guy is wearing a chin diaper.

/FYI South Park reference
 
chucknasty [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-10-25 6:19:25 AM  

liquidsiphon: fanbladesaresharp: SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.

Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.

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Look at all those northeast states for the most infection per capita!


I am fairly sure blades has no idea how to parse that graph. (s)he is likely looking at death totals and off in the weeds. not to dance on graves but it is not surprising that no mask states (read: trump supporting) are suffering.
have fun guys. I had it in March, not fun. but seriously, you do you.
 
Alphax  
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2020-10-25 6:19:28 AM  

liquidsiphon: quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.

Hah! Covid Incoming!

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Ugliest.  Shirt.  EVAR.
 
2020-10-25 6:24:28 AM  

Alphax: liquidsiphon: quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.

Hah! Covid Incoming!

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Ugliest.  Shirt.  EVAR.


You know one day that guy is going to cut a small hole where the mouth is.
 
2020-10-25 6:30:58 AM  

Flappyhead: This is gonna a lot worse before it gets better.


If only one of the candidates had coined a phrase to describe where our inept and lazy response to a pandemic that has already put 250,000 Americans in the ground.

Oh, but it's okay, the other one says that it's still a Democrat hoax that will disappear on November 4th.
 
Catlenfell  
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2020-10-25 6:34:04 AM  
I'm living in Minnesota, realizing that every state the borders us is in the top ten for infections.
 
hlehmann  
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2020-10-25 6:39:03 AM  

liquidsiphon: quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.

Hah! Covid Incoming!

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Now there's a cross section of human garbage.
 
2020-10-25 6:41:05 AM  

wet drum sandwich: liquidsiphon: quatchi: Well... poop.

Hopefully people start taking this shiat more seriously.

Hah! Covid Incoming!

[Fark user image 850x478]

My god. That's, like, an outtake from a Cronenberg movie.


I was thinking more of those mutants from the weird Gandahar French cartoon.
 
2020-10-25 6:41:18 AM  
Jesus Christ that is bad news.
 
2020-10-25 6:44:43 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: SoupGuru: This whole country is farked. So many people are passionate about infecting and killing you. There was always  going to be a resurgence in the fall... but we'll make sure it gets totally out of hand because we're Americans and we're stupid.

Nah just NYC and the North east. Where all this shiat started. Maybe if they didn't live like sardines in concrete cans.


We can't all roam free living in a server farm in Siberia comrade.
 
mofa [TotalFark]  
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2020-10-25 6:48:31 AM  
The United States is rounding the corner!
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Cythraul  
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2020-10-25 6:51:05 AM  

MegaLib: President Biden will solve this.  We will have a mandatory vaccine.  We will lock down until then.  The election can't come fast enough.


I feel like you're setting up a 'Corona virus is still active after Biden's first week in office, therefore, he failed!' attack.

I'm sure Biden's response to the virus will be based on science and expert opinion, and probably involve more action on the federal level.  His efforts will probably be far more effective in mitigating the impact of this disease as compared to Trump's (That's assuming he can reverse the social damage Trump has done to his base and deprogram the anti maskers).

But Biden never promised to magically disappear the virus.
 
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