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(The Detroit_News)   Drunk & racking a shotgun while the police are responding to a noise complaint is always a good idea   (detroitnews.com) divider line
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Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-08-04 8:42:24 AM  
What's it come to when you can't rack a round on your front porch?  This is just sad.  The police are completely out of control.  I'm surprised they didn't spray down the area with gunfire and level the guy's house for good measure.
 
Thank You Black Jesus! [BareFark]  
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2020-08-04 9:52:21 AM  
should've gone up to the roof

/please don't tattle to the mods, strong, powerful, freedom loving, death toy enthusiasts
 
FLMountainMan  
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2020-08-04 9:53:15 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: What's it come to when you can't rack a round on your front porch?  This is just sad.  The police are completely out of control.  I'm surprised they didn't spray down the area with gunfire and level the guy's house for good measure.


Joe Biden approves.
 
Subtonic  
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2020-08-04 9:59:06 AM  
A man should be able to drunkenly rack a shotgun whenever he wants. It's how I wake my kids before school, you know, get em ready for the 'real world'.

/not today Rusty... not today
 
Marcos P  
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2020-08-04 10:00:49 AM  
I got a shotgun
And here's the plot
Taking neighbors out
With a flurry of buck shot
 
dothemath  
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2020-08-04 10:05:38 AM  
"Possession of a shotgun while intoxicated"??

I cant remember the last time I "possessed" a shotgun sober.
And I dont want to.
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]  
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2020-08-04 10:07:10 AM  
White Privlige
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]  
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2020-08-04 10:16:11 AM  

spongeboob: White Privlige


2nd grade spelling
 
halifaxdatageek [OhFark]  
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2020-08-04 10:16:39 AM  
Honestly, I don't even mind that this is a repeat, that story is good enough to read twice with two different jokes.
 
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