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2020-08-04 9:11:13 AM  
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Subtonic  
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2020-08-04 9:46:48 AM  
Just try to stop me motherfarkers!

/posting and driving
 
12349876  
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2020-08-04 9:47:40 AM  
Not covid.  What a twist!
 
2020-08-04 9:49:30 AM  
"I think it was called the bus that couldn't slow down."
 
croesius [OhFark]  
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2020-08-04 9:50:22 AM  
Good day to make like Kris Kross!
 
2020-08-04 9:50:23 AM  
Is Dirty Harry not available?
 
2020-08-04 9:50:53 AM  
it's not like buses are inconspicuous.  or do they paint their buses camo in tennessee?
 
apathy2673  
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2020-08-04 9:52:50 AM  
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2020-08-04 9:54:23 AM  
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2020-08-04 9:54:28 AM  
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2020-08-04 9:55:14 AM  
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SBinRR [OhFark]  
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2020-08-04 9:56:24 AM  
Better find it soon.  These things blend into traffic like a silver Accord.
 
sleze  
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2020-08-04 10:01:33 AM  

12349876: Not covid.  What a twist!


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2020-08-04 10:14:34 AM  
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2020-08-04 10:15:20 AM  
Amateurs!
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2020-08-04 10:15:58 AM  
I mean, the parents are already sending their kids into school and putting them in serious danger. If a parent is sending their kid to school, do you really think they're worried about something different killing them?
 
J45Picker  
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2020-08-04 10:18:02 AM  
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2020-08-04 10:18:43 AM  

croesius: Good day to make like Kris Kross!


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2020-08-04 10:20:47 AM  

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NC5_RSchleicher: BREAKING: Dickson Co law enforcement is looking for a stolen school bus. DO NOT allow your children to get on this bus. If you see it call 615-446-8041 https://t.co/BvDOEhfGAG


. DO NOT allow your children to get on this bus.

I mean, it could be worse:
Pedophile Disguised as a School
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2020-08-04 10:29:25 AM  

adamgreeney: I mean, the parents are already sending their kids into school and putting them in serious danger. If a parent is sending their kid to school, do you really think they're worried about something different killing them?


So far, COVID has killed about 10% as many kids as the flu did in the 2018-2019 season (about 42 vs 477).  The previous year, 643 kids died of the flu.  Clearly, going to school is always too dangerous for your snowflakes.
 
mofa [TotalFark]  
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2020-08-04 10:49:31 AM  
Remember when people told Polish jokes?  I can't help but assume that people the world over are telling American jokes.
Q: How many Americans does it take change a light bulb?
A: Mah guns! (* BLAM *)

Q: Why did the American sit on an apple pie?
A: Mah guns! (* BLAM *)

Q: Why did a bus full of American  schoolchildren die?
A:  But her e-mails!
Q: Why didn't you say "Mah guns?
A: (* BLAM *)
 
2020-08-04 10:57:41 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

NC5_RSchleicher: BREAKING: Dickson Co law enforcement is looking for a stolen school bus. DO NOT allow your children to get on this bus. If you see it call 615-446-8041 https://t.co/BvDOEhfGAG


If you put your kids on a school bus today there's nothing in you that is going to miss them in any meaningful way.
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Thunderboy [OhFark]  
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2020-08-04 11:25:22 AM  

Dork Gently: adamgreeney: I mean, the parents are already sending their kids into school and putting them in serious danger. If a parent is sending their kid to school, do you really think they're worried about something different killing them?

So far, COVID has killed about 10% as many kids as the flu did in the 2018-2019 season (about 42 vs 477).  The previous year, 643 kids died of the flu.  Clearly, going to school is always too dangerous for your snowflakes.


Kids have been out of school since mid-March.
 
stuffy  
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2020-08-04 11:37:22 AM  
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Xander_CDN  
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2020-08-04 11:41:53 AM  
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1290656843031879682?s=20
"Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks - if you zoom in - and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly..."
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Do you like dead kids?  This is how you get dead kids.  And dead parents.  And dead grandparents.
 
2020-08-04 11:46:11 AM  

Dork Gently: adamgreeney: I mean, the parents are already sending their kids into school and putting them in serious danger. If a parent is sending their kid to school, do you really think they're worried about something different killing them?

So far, COVID has killed about 10% as many kids as the flu did in the 2018-2019 season (about 42 vs 477).  The previous year, 643 kids died of the flu.  Clearly, going to school is always too dangerous for your snowflakes.


How about we open up the White House tours and have the GOP convention held in person with no masks first.
 
Sugarmoobs  
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2020-08-04 12:27:01 PM  

Xander_CDN: https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1290656843031879682?s=20
"Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks - if you zoom in - and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly..."
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Do you like dead kids?  This is how you get dead kids.  And dead parents.  And dead grandparents.


I count 5. But yeah, 5 vs. 50 not wearing? This will not end well.
 
2020-08-04 12:31:31 PM  

Sugarmoobs: Xander_CDN: https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1290656843031879682?s=20
"Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks - if you zoom in - and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly..."
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Do you like dead kids?  This is how you get dead kids.  And dead parents.  And dead grandparents.

I count 5. But yeah, 5 vs. 50 not wearing? This will not end well.


I count eight, but yeah...

/ I liked playing Where's Wally? as a child, alright..?! ;P
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2020-08-04 12:55:36 PM  

Dork Gently: adamgreeney: I mean, the parents are already sending their kids into school and putting them in serious danger. If a parent is sending their kid to school, do you really think they're worried about something different killing them?

So far, COVID has killed about 10% as many kids as the flu did in the 2018-2019 season (about 42 vs 477).  The previous year, 643 kids died of the flu.  Clearly, going to school is always too dangerous for your snowflakes.


Shut up and get on the farking bus.
 
2020-08-04 1:02:00 PM  

ReluctantLondon: Sugarmoobs: Xander_CDN: https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1290656843031879682?s=20
"Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks - if you zoom in - and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly..."
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Do you like dead kids?  This is how you get dead kids.  And dead parents.  And dead grandparents.

I count 5. But yeah, 5 vs. 50 not wearing? This will not end well.

I count eight, but yeah...

/ I liked playing Where's Wally? as a child, alright..?! ;P


I live in Georgia and have yet to see that pic, or the "first day of school at Etowah HS," from a reputable source.  In the case of Etowah HS, plenty of students were wearing masks during graduation back in July (wtf, July graduation?  whatever).
 
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2020-08-04 1:28:10 PM  

ReluctantLondon: Sugarmoobs: Xander_CDN: https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1290656843031879682?s=20
"Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks - if you zoom in - and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly..."
[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]


Do you like dead kids?  This is how you get dead kids.  And dead parents.  And dead grandparents.

I count 5. But yeah, 5 vs. 50 not wearing? This will not end well.

I count eight, but yeah...

/ I liked playing Where's Wally? as a child, alright..?! ;P


It looks like the 3 on the right of the picture are teachers.
 
2020-08-04 2:06:09 PM  
It's probably hauling around the 4000 laptops that other school district had stolen recently.
 
2020-08-04 7:59:34 PM  

Dork Gently: adamgreeney: I mean, the parents are already sending their kids into school and putting them in serious danger. If a parent is sending their kid to school, do you really think they're worried about something different killing them?

So far, COVID has killed about 10% as many kids as the flu did in the 2018-2019 season (about 42 vs 477).  The previous year, 643 kids died of the flu.  Clearly, going to school is always too dangerous for your snowflakes.


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You need better role models.
 
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