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    41 Things That Made Me Say, “Why Don’t I Own That Already?”

    It's amazing to me that I've been able to function without every single one of these things in my life.

    1. A pair of ultra-comfortable cuffed sweatpants designed with an elastic waist, pockets, and a stretchy material — you will literally live in these.

    2. A pack of disposable Houseplant Sticky Stakes that'll attract and trap whiteflies, fungus gnats, blackflies, thrips, fruit flies, midges, and other flying insects without using any pesticides.

    3. A convenient teeth whitening gel pen made with a soft-tip brush to makes application breeze.

    4. A pair of chic pointy-toed slides great for the office or when you're feeling like taking a walk on the wild side.

    5. A genius pack of graphite pencils you can plant!! The bottom (where the eraser would be) is filled with seeds, just use the pencils up until they're too short and then plant them for a gorgeous (and maybe yummy) green treat.

    6. A set of 14K gold-filled wire cuffs designed so you don't ever have to actually get your cartilage pierced — 'cause it's just too painful and honestly, you don't want to be stuck with the weird indent that a real piercing leaves you with once you take it out...not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.

    7. A magically realistic sleep tee, because this is what you should be wearing past midnight — not one shoe and a messy dress while you roam the streets.

    8. A stainless steel bottle sealer designed with a built-up pressure pump so all your favorite bubbly beverages will stay that way.

    9. A tube of Wrinkle Paste — an anti-bacterial formula you can use to protect your doggie's wrinkles, remove tear stains, and help eliminate any stinkiness.

    10. A pack of adhesive cable clips that'll finally detangle all your cords and have them easily accesible.

    11. A delightfully sarcastic coloring book filled with so many punny and snarky doodles for you fill in.

    12. A sparkling jeweled padded headband that'll finally give you the headgear your royal bloodline deserves.

    13. A tie-waist batwing sweater dress, because once those temps drop you're gonna be so happy you have this in your fashion arsenal.

    14. An adorable anglerfish mug that'll light up your life every morning when you need to drown yourself in caffeine.

    15. A clear bubble umbrella for all those fall thunderstorms.

    16. A pack of beautifully patterned fishnets that are still conservative enough for a workplace but lively enough to give your look some personality.

    17. A pocket-sized drawing journal filled with 642 prompts to help bring out your inner artist.

    18. A pair of ultra-plush and fluffy slippers to keep you looking glam and feeling cozy while you run around your house.

    19. A collapsible silicone strainer perfect for those us who are short on space but big on pasta making (and draining).

    20. A super cozy fuzzy polo top you 100% need in your fall wardrobe! It's too cute and cuddly not to have.

    21. An effective shoe cleaning kit complete with a cleaner that works on any color and on almost every type of shoe out there to get rid of dirt and stains in every nook and cranny — it also comes with a super-effective brush to really get into those crevices.

    22. An absolutely adorable silicone boba tea earbud case to help protect your tiny investment in the cutest possible way.

    23. A pair of comfy athletic ankle socks for when you take a run to the dark side.

    24. A delicate sterling silver interlocking ring to give your fingers a little something extra.

    25. A super cozy oversized sweater that's just the piece you want on a chilly laid back day.

    26. An inspirational hardcover book filled with the type of life advice you need when life pivots and you really need some guidance from your F*R*I*E*N*D*S!

    27. An oversized thermal top for when those fall temps hit and you need the perfect shirt to wear.

    28. A pack of DenTek slim brushes to get your lunch out of your teeth and make it okay to smile again.

    29. A bottle of Not Your Mother's In A Heart Beat Blow Dry Accelerator designed to help you fight humidity, get rid of frizz, and cut your blow-dry time.

    30. A bag of oral hygiene chews for your stinky breath pup — they're poultry flavored beef hides with enzymes that'll help break down plaque and tarter.

    31. A gorgeous silky wrap skirt people will think you paid way, WAY more for.

    32. A magnificent little massage reference guide that'll have you mastering the basics of back, hand, and body massage.

    33. An embroidered baseball cap so you can finally quench that thirst.

    34. A pack of adjustable strap stretchy undershirts so you always have a comfy, fresh layering piece available.

    35. A silicone drain protector designed to work with both pop-up and regular drains, plus it helps catch every last hair that would normally clog up your shower.

    36. A radiance-boosting lychee Bliss Jelly Glow Ball made in a one-of-a-kind soft jelly texture and with a geranium scent that'll remove every last trace of dirt makeup during your cleansing routine.

    37. An adorable embroidered hoodie that's all ears and ready to cuddle you.

    38. A pack of tiny little Uno cards you can play a tiny little game of Uno with when you have a tiny amount of time.

    39. An elevated (literally) padded headband that'll have you looking like royalty while you run around town.

    40. A soft and slightly padded sleep mask so you can finally get a good night's sleep in that closet under the stairs you call a bedroom.

    41. A pair of super opaque high-waisted leggings to replace your favorite pair that have a giant split in the crotch.

    My reaction when anyone asks me if I'm sure I wanna buy all these things right now.

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