2.
On getting the wifi password:
3.
On parents' ridiculous expectations:
4.
On this year's potential Super Bowl performer:
5.
On how we should REALLY be classifying coconuts:
6.
On riding with bad drivers:
9.
On sides at a restaurant:
10.
On people from California:
11.
On getting your damn pronouns right:
12.
On iPhones, Part One:
13.
On iPhones, Part Two:
15.
On trying (and struggling) to be professional:
17.
On not texting back promptly:
18.
On the art of farting:
21.
On Hannah Montana, if she were a character today:
23.
And finally, on *gestures at the entire world* all of this: