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    16 People Who Drunkenly/Inappropriately Texted Their Therapist

    "Do you have weed?"

    1. This client inquiry:

    my friend drunk texted her therapist and asked him why he doesn't open up to her like she does to him

    Twitter: @urinternetgf

    2. And this abrupt inquiry:

    Twitter: @Batsfunhouse

    3. This text for weed:

    I accidentally texted my therapist thinking she was my plug and...

    Twitter: @TeresaDeeaz

    4. This urgent request that didn't need to be made after midnight:

    I drunk texted my therapist last night 🥴 this is not the move for 2019

    Twitter: @brandonthepilot

    5. And this one, too:

    So I was trying to cop some weed, but I accidentally texted my therapist instead 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

    Twitter: @FrEe___Jay

    6. This request for an extra session:

    i texted my therapist last night to ask for a extra session this week and briefly described everything that's going on. and at 6am she just replied, "Wow. ok." that's it. that's the whole tweet.😂

    Twitter: @hellolanemoore

    7. This meant-for-a-boyfriend text:

    my boyfriend was gone for like 2 hours on a Target run once so I jokingly texted “are you dead” and then realized I’d sent it to my therapist https://t.co/s4SaPmqwq1

    Twitter: @aritalkstv

    8. And this meant-for-a-fuckboy text:

    Drunk texted my THERAPIST last night telling her I miss her. Why can’t I drunk text toxic men like a fckn normal person????????????????????

    Twitter: @Kaaaylalalala

    9. This semi-sext:

    thinking of the time i drunk texted my therapist “hey boy” at 1 am and he ghosted me <3

    Twitter: @sydneytate19

    10. This saucy text:

    Accidentally drunk texted my therapist last night instead of @ALiiiSUlll97

    Twitter: @gabiimei

    11. This Zelda text:

    A good day to remind people that a) there is NO shame in going to therapy and b) I once accidentally texted my therapist a picture of the Tri-Force from The Legend Of Zelda

    Twitter: @kbiegel

    12. This tea-rrific text:

    I accidentally texted my therapist a photo of my new kettle with no explanation. There is so much confusion in her reply.

    Twitter: @SofieHagen

    13. This wrong text:

    Accidentally texted my therapist “how are you? I miss you bb” thinking it was my partner who’s out of town 😫

    Twitter: @WillowEerie

    14. This bizarre text:

    Oops I accidentally texted a therapist I ghosted when I lost my insurance

    Twitter: @postcyborg

    15. This voice-to-text wrong text:

    MY APPLE WATCH ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED MY THERAPIST

    Twitter: @Y3v3tt3

    16. And lastly, this wrong text that had consequences:

    One time I accidentally texted my therapist a message I meant for my boyfriend about wanting to be choked and he called an ambulance on me thinking I meant something else & that kids is why we don’t choose therapists that have the same names as our significant others

    In conclusion, respect boundaries, and DON'T TEXT YOUR THERAPIST unless they're OK with it first!