Buzz·Posted on Jun 19, 202116 People Who Drunkenly/Inappropriately Texted Their Therapist"Do you have weed?"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This client inquiry: lydia love 🦋 @urinternetgf my friend drunk texted her therapist and asked him why he doesn't open up to her like she does to him 06:27 AM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @urinternetgf 2. And this abrupt inquiry: Mu Qing’s Eyeroll (trademark) @Batsfunhouse So turns out I texted my therapist last night 04:22 PM - 21 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Batsfunhouse 3. This text for weed: Diaz🇵🇪 @TeresaDeeaz I accidentally texted my therapist thinking she was my plug and... 09:13 PM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TeresaDeeaz 4. This urgent request that didn't need to be made after midnight: Brandon @brandonthepilot I drunk texted my therapist last night 🥴 this is not the move for 2019 08:51 PM - 13 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @brandonthepilot 5. And this one, too: SEND KYLE KUZMA TO THE KOREAN LEAGUE @FrEe___Jay So I was trying to cop some weed, but I accidentally texted my therapist instead 🤦🏾♂️😭 01:15 AM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @FrEe___Jay 6. This request for an extra session: Lane Moore @hellolanemoore i texted my therapist last night to ask for a extra session this week and briefly described everything that's going on. and at 6am she just replied, "Wow. ok." that's it. that's the whole tweet.😂 04:49 PM - 12 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hellolanemoore 7. This meant-for-a-boyfriend text: ariel @aritalkstv my boyfriend was gone for like 2 hours on a Target run once so I jokingly texted “are you dead” and then realized I’d sent it to my therapist https://t.co/s4SaPmqwq1 10:07 PM - 10 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @aritalkstv 8. And this meant-for-a-fuckboy text: kaylerrrrr @Kaaaylalalala Drunk texted my THERAPIST last night telling her I miss her. Why can’t I drunk text toxic men like a fckn normal person???????????????????? 06:01 PM - 17 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Kaaaylalalala 9. This semi-sext: sydward @sydneytate19 thinking of the time i drunk texted my therapist “hey boy” at 1 am and he ghosted me <3 01:53 PM - 29 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sydneytate19 10. This saucy text: Gab @gabiimei Accidentally drunk texted my therapist last night instead of @ALiiiSUlll97 12:44 AM - 17 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gabiimei 11. This Zelda text: kevinbiegel @kbiegel A good day to remind people that a) there is NO shame in going to therapy and b) I once accidentally texted my therapist a picture of the Tri-Force from The Legend Of Zelda 10:31 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kbiegel 12. This tea-rrific text: Sofie Hagen @SofieHagen I accidentally texted my therapist a photo of my new kettle with no explanation. There is so much confusion in her reply. 01:03 PM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SofieHagen 13. This wrong text: 🧚 twinker bell 🧚 @WillowEerie Accidentally texted my therapist “how are you? I miss you bb” thinking it was my partner who’s out of town 😫 08:04 PM - 02 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WillowEerie 14. This bizarre text: Havana syndrome spoonie @postcyborg Oops I accidentally texted a therapist I ghosted when I lost my insurance 05:30 PM - 06 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @postcyborg 15. This voice-to-text wrong text: Granny Smith @Y3v3tt3 MY APPLE WATCH ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED MY THERAPIST 11:40 PM - 22 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Y3v3tt3 16. And lastly, this wrong text that had consequences: Lexi ♛ @Hunterjumper999 One time I accidentally texted my therapist a message I meant for my boyfriend about wanting to be choked and he called an ambulance on me thinking I meant something else & that kids is why we don’t choose therapists that have the same names as our significant others 05:07 PM - 30 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite In conclusion, respect boundaries, and DON'T TEXT YOUR THERAPIST unless they're OK with it first!