People Are Sharing Their Favorite Examples Of Math In Real Life, And Everything Adds Up Perfectly

seeing a child having a good time = they gone sleep good tonight🌚 https://t.co/3LZTjMXqLK

— Deyjah Harris🧚🏼‍♀️ (@yafavdeyj) September 27, 2023

I ordered 15 wings, she ordered 10 wings. I’m eating 20 wings. https://t.co/b2JpULXq2t

— Dean. (@BigDeanII) September 29, 2023

Just because I’m in love with you, doesn’t mean I know what I want https://t.co/U3P2rKNTsB

— Bronx Bound 🚀 (@MindBodyBronx) September 27, 2023

Boy math is buying a girl a drink and thinking you can be a pest the whole night. https://t.co/SRrszZb8iJ

— s (@cafeconleche_xo) September 30, 2023

Girl math is not taking pain meds when you have cramps to see how long you can take the pain for and if you take the meds it means you’re weak

— Aalia Wajar (@aalia_wajar) September 29, 2023

Child likes something = Must always get it in bulk for them. https://t.co/vvag6JfuZC

— Musakisi (@__sugarvenom) September 28, 2023

You lost one house key and now everybody got the key to your house. https://t.co/v2ZekbyxUJ

— 🦋DUNDER MILF’IN 🦋 (@IAMKIRASADE) September 26, 2023

girl math is taking an entire shower just to wash your face because it’s easier

— ari (@AriannaDantone) September 28, 2023

Girl math is packing a minimum of 14 pairs of underwear for a 7 day trip.

— l. anderson (@Leomie_Anderson) September 28, 2023

If you can huh .. you can hear.. https://t.co/QdLVjTv8lZ

— Deets (@ScottieBeam) September 26, 2023

When I lay down , you lay down https://t.co/wTNFq9GFg9

— Your Highness (@Ashhtrology) September 27, 2023

Her money is her money and my money is her money https://t.co/uYYRtHF0b5

— xCactusJackx (@__puncheonpapi) September 28, 2023

girl friendship math. https://t.co/KFJjG6UhEX

— Onthatile🧚‍♀️ (@Onthafr) September 28, 2023

Dog math? pic.twitter.com/YSTjXv4ckQ

— Rosesrowe 🌹 (@_Chris1Chris_) September 29, 2023

Dog math: If I eat your dinner* AND my dinner*, technically, I only ate dinner once. At dinner time.

*applies to all meals. 🐾😂 pic.twitter.com/G8MilKhkf0

— Heather 🫶🌊🌻🍀 (@seasidesunbeam) September 30, 2023

Cat math is having a $300 cat tree and deciding that the box it came in is wayyyyyy better

— Cody 🦝 (@CdyRnkn) September 29, 2023

Cat math is calculating the last time the human fed you and determining the answer to be ‘never before ever in my life’

— 🧡🖤 Ship Hell (@kyluxtrashpit) September 30, 2023

Fanfic math is looking at 499 open tabs and opening another one anyway. https://t.co/Lm8gpmTPhG

— Tresa 🌺🦋✨ (@lazysahm) September 29, 2023

Girl math is sending 20 messages and expecting a detailed reply to each one

— Aybee (@_abdurrahmaan_) September 29, 2023

Checking to see if your stomach has gotten flat after 5 crunches https://t.co/QLkY1xePSl

— Aminah Oyesanmi✒️ (@Phenomeenah) September 28, 2023