I Can't Stop Laughing At These 29 People And The Things They Posted On The Internet This Month So Far

i think white people should care less about having swag. thats not for u. try for spunk or moxie

— caila (@HEARTAVl) September 13, 2023

*touching his receding hairline* who did this to u

— Kira (@mycatmisu) September 13, 2023

i went there and everyone knew you pic.twitter.com/gGSvzDaE3c

— bi genius (@gothtallaght) September 3, 2023

My buddy who works at Area 51 said spongebob is real and they test medicines on him

— pj (@pjayevans) September 4, 2023

everything is $15. it used to be $10 but we skipped $12 and went straight to 15. it isn’t right

— 𝔐icah (@cia__asset) September 8, 2023

10 years old me was so gagged seeing Beyoncé get down like this fidhdhd pic.twitter.com/ZWo3NXBa6B

— Nicolas is happy (@niggaolas) September 8, 2023

“teenage girl in her 20s” is to gen z as “adulting is hard” is to millennials

— jaycat (@rotttendotcom) September 9, 2023

every year the VMAs are like “Pucci Squirt has just hit the red carpet with their girlfriend Penelope Meningitis. Squirt is nominated for 17 VMAs tonight”

— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) September 13, 2023

i’m losing my MIND i can’t stop watching this pic.twitter.com/kVsXik35sC

— Evie🤭 (@eiveeiveeive) September 12, 2023

Damn i can’t help the dj with his equipment???? https://t.co/nq8Udkprdz

— UGHLEE ⭐️ (@ILYBrittnei) September 14, 2023

desperately trying to scrub the nightclub stamp off my hand before work got me feeling like this pic.twitter.com/R8eQ93LttL

— emmy ! :-) (@punkflop) September 2, 2023

I just know she doesn’t fuck around when it comes to kohls cash pic.twitter.com/vCIbVYXgJ8

— Troy Meaz (@TroyMeaz) September 2, 2023

the first bowl of cereal makes you want a second but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first

— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) September 2, 2023

she would really serve these quiet luxury, equestrian off-season, moneyed prep school with a hint of skank ensembles just to get chased through abandoned warehouses by a bitch in a hoodie https://t.co/zT2wE3By7y

— roro, PhD (@fuglibetty) September 3, 2023

Went on a date with a guy and he tweeted “I love my men a little ugly” right after pic.twitter.com/6LvuouwWjp

— m (@midosommar) September 6, 2023

Only thing a 26 yr old man can do for you is turn 27 https://t.co/ktMGB1eOZa

— ራሀል (@AFRlCUZ) September 7, 2023

i feel like disney XD was created solely as an attempt to weed out the gays

— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) September 7, 2023

Babe do you remember our first ever bit together

— tatum (@planetgraves) September 7, 2023

fem tops be like “yeah you like that you little flop?”

— dyl (@speckvoices) September 7, 2023

Whew Lawd, if D.A.R.E. could see us now 😮‍💨🤭

— Homo spirit Activate! (@durandbernarr) September 8, 2023

People rly don't know what to do w their lives and BOOM masters degree

— anti pigeon (@aluminiummaiden) September 8, 2023

Me: I’m a writer

Them: so you write?

Me: let’s not get carried away

— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 8, 2023

i get high and start sitting like this pic.twitter.com/X9R9e3QHWt

— dry bones (@drearmll) September 6, 2023

in my first uber pool and we’re about to pick up the second passenger omg pic.twitter.com/UQQxViYUI5

— drew (@hydratedangel) September 10, 2023

WHATSGSGSHHSBSHSHSGSGZBSBSNSBD pic.twitter.com/iJ9HCOvIxy

— mother theresa updates (@selgod23) September 12, 2023

spoke up for myself at the nail salon today!! pic.twitter.com/S7DWGvsXMj

— niccoya ⭐️ (@niccoyat) September 12, 2023

Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?

— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 22, 2018

“REPRESENTATIVE ! ” https://t.co/7zOwRYJVZ1 pic.twitter.com/vBXmpJk6dd

— ✨ (@Chaantellie) September 13, 2023

The air was crisp this morning, i can start playing "Silent Night"?

— Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) September 14, 2023