Daily Cartoon: Monday, September 18th
Cartoon by Sarah Kempa
I am a Tinder guy holding a fish and I will provide for you.
I thought I would accomplish a lot more today and also by the time I was thirty-five.
Circumstances in which I will not pet your dog.
Fake pandemic introvert vs. real introvert.
Other hygge-like Scandinavian trends to make your sad life seem intentional.
Things you could have done instead of checking your phone.
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