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He offered you 100 million USD tax free. He will also make all your family free from any disease, and won't suffer pain when it's time for them to die.

But for this to happen, he will take your ability to have physical pleasure. You won't get any pleasure from food (your tongue can't taste food), sex (your dick won't ever work), and you can't sleep again (the no sleeping won't impact your health)

Would you take his offer? Dom took his offer for his family.


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Crazy Librarian said:
your dick won't ever work
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Then the only thing my standard 10 inch Sherdog peen is good for is touching the toilet bowl when I take a shit...

Also isn't one of the primary benefits of getting rich is having physical pleasure? While the benefit of no disease for me and my family is tempting,

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This is the worst deal ever.

First of all, people are meant to have pain in their lives. Without pain, you lose the ability to comparatively recognize pleasure and joy. You might very well be wrecking the lives of your family by doing this. That alone would make me reject the offer.

But then add the fact that I get no pleasure, so I can't even enjoy the money, and that seals the deal. That's a recipe for depression and suicide.
 
Fedorgasm said:
This is the worst deal ever.

First of all, people are meant to have pain in their lives. Without pain, you lose the ability to comparatively recognize pleasure and joy. You might very well be wrecking the lives of your family by doing this. That alone would make me reject the offer.

But then add the fact that I get no pleasure, so I can't even enjoy the money, and that seals the deal. That's a recipe for depression and suicide.
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You and your family still experience pain, just no disease. The no pain part was during deathbed, it would just be dying in your sleep.
 
Throw it to Lucas! said:
Yes. Setting my family up financially and guaranteeing perfect health? That’s basically removing two of my biggest worries I have as a parent. I’d take that in a heartbeat.
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Respect. You and @Threetrees are real man brada. How do you tell your wife about dick issue though? It's permanent and cannot be cured.
 
What’s the point of enormous wealth if you can’t enjoy food and sex anymore? Without a sense of taste and being unable to have sex you might as well be poor because you can eat cheap, crappy food and of course get no bitches because you’re a poor piece of shit.
 
Law Talkin’ Guy said:
What’s the point of enormous wealth if you can’t enjoy food and sex anymore? Without a sense of taste and being unable to have sex you might as well be poor because you can eat cheap, crappy food and of course get no bitches because you’re a poor piece of shit.
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Your kids and parents would be set for life. Financially and health wise.
 
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