- I'm too sexy, too sexy for economy class (possible nsfw content on page) [Facepalm] - 1 hour
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- Newark's airport disease has spread to Denver [Scary] - 2 hours
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- White SUV being chased in LA. Not OJ [Live] - 2 hours
- Photoshop this warehouse of recyclables [Photoshop] - 2 hours
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- Sex-crazed, crop-destroying spotted lanternfly season has returned [Interesting] - 4 hours
- Caption this group therapy session [Caption] - 5 hours
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- My biscuits are burning [Dumbass] - 6 hours
- She couldn't have been cool and gotten horses like the lady in Dixon? [Asinine] - 6 hours
- British version of Abe Froman shows he really needed the guns [Scary] - 7 hours
- If they really cared about the kids, they'd ban youth pastors [Florida] - 7 hours
- "One pair of jeans is all we need" - NOT to be confused with undies, people [Obvious] - 7 hours
- E-scooter injuries are spiking in Seattle, as fears grow about a wave of Lime crimes [Scary] - 7 hours
- 4-ton tater is the name of my Jelly Roll tribute band [Strange] - 7 hours
- Less than complementary review of Uber driver: "She got them crazy eyes" [Florida] - 8 hours
- Two Men and a Truck and a Utility Pole [Amusing] - 8 hours
- A pair of studies finds chimp communication includes both rhythmic structures and call combinations, two key elements of spoken language. If they - 8 hours
- 'Murica Mother-of-the-year Texas style [Murica] - 9 hours
- The bluntest headline about a firing you'll ever read [Amusing] - 9 hours
- Photoshop this Egyptian vulture [Photoshop] - 9 hours
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- How Troy McClure Always Looked So Young or How I Learned To Skip the Article and Just Go Straight To the Comments [Giggity] - 10 hours
- Day 1,177 of WW3. Pooty Poot chickens out of peace negotiations he demanded. Finland raises the age limit for reservists to 65, and Germany challenges - 10 hours
- Most popular kid in kindergarten [Amusing] - 12 hours
- Scottish masked teen footie hooligans: Hey, lets hurl a bunch of lit flares at this petrol station. What could possibly go wrong? [Dumbass] - 13 hours
- Massages result in not-so-happy ending for at least 5 Florida men [Florida] - 14 hours
- "108 degrees in Phoenix? Yeah, I think a six-hour hike sounds good. What could possibly go wrong?" [Sad] - 14 hours
- "Like Goldilocks." Sure, if Goldilocks was about a nude man who ransacked the Bears' house, killed a possum with a statue, and threatened to - 15 hours
- Finally, Trump's chance to buy Canada [Awkward] - 16 hours
- You throw a burrito at me, I ram you with my car. That's how we do things in Texas [Stupid] - 16 hours
- Theme of Farktography Contest No. 1045: "Happy 20th Farktography Anniversary". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme - 17 hours
- SoCal Farkers will soon be able to drink where Pee Wee Herman's bicycle was stolen. Area homeless have been enjoying their tequila & Large - 17 hours
- America's largest underground lake found by 13 year old boy back in 1905 because apparently the Cherokees don't count [Interesting] - 19 hours
- "Germany Will Build Strongest Conventional Army in Europe." This is hopefully not a repeat from 1870, 1914, or 1933 [Hero] - 20 hours
- I have every Sopranos episode on DVD and took a communications class. Here is why the HBO Max branding is New Coke [Spiffy] - 20 hours
- National guard accused of using helicopter to steal sheds, leaving lawn equipment exposed to the elements [Asinine] - 21 hours
- Dicks eating Foot Locker is probably better than Foot Locker eating Dicks [News] - 21 hours
- Uncrushed fossil of archaeopteryx shows feathers that probably meant it could fly [Cool] - 22 hours
- Subby's starting to think Sean 'Diddy' Combs might be a bad guy [Sick] - 22 hours
- Fark NotNewsletter: Not Pizza Pope. Da Bears. (See you at the Chicago Fark Party!) [FarkBlog] - 22 hours
- Photoshop Fark's favorite façade-frequenting friend's florescent facsimile [Photoshop] - 22 hours
- Where's Hudson Hawk when you need him? [Interesting] - 23 hours
- Duke Doctor Sucks [Awkward] - 24 hours
- Player fails side quest after being arrested by NPC guards [Creepy] - 24 hours
- On this day in history, in 1804, the Lewis and Clark expedition departed St. Louis to explore the American Northwest, eventually finding Oregon, - 24 hours
- It's rump time [Amusing] - 26 hours
- Photoshop this national park before it disappears [Photoshop] - 26 hours
- For the Cinderella needing a starter home. Or perhaps an Alice in search of a residence, after having just passed through the looking glass - 26 hours
- Pope welcomes Sinner to Vatican [Awkward] - 26 hours
- When you start seeing dead people it's a sign that you'll be dead in a month [Strange] - 26 hours
- Russia's new S8000 cruise missile contains parts sourced from noted arms dealer AliExpress [Amusing] - 27 hours
- 18 year old British girl who went missing in Thailand reappears carrying pounds of drugs through Tbilisi airport and claiming to be pregnant - 27 hours
- AI brings precision agriculture to potato farming, risking the terrible specter of a lone farmer desperately banging on a barn door yelling 'Open - 27 hours
- "Know thyself."--Socrates. Haven't I heard that somewhere before? Nah. This is your weekly Fark writer's thread, Thinker's Edition [CSB] - 28 hours
- 'Giant cheese grater' seized by authorities in Italian waters. No word if they're looking for a giant plate of pasta to test it [Strange] - 28 hours
- If he doesn't get penalized for an unfair weight advantage, 10-year-old go-kart racer Pedro Cueto may go on to become the first amputee Formula 1 - 28 hours
- Section of I-25 closed in Colorado as the world's largest martini is shaken, not stirred [News] - 28 hours
- Four construction workers rescued from water tank after scaffolding collapses, dropping them in and trapping them. While locals are glad the emergency - 28 hours
- National Weather Service needs to fill 155 'critical" vacancies, it seems they aren't so good at forecasting afterall [Facepalm] - 29 hours
- Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from a collection of artists of the era playing "not that song". Hear - 29 hours
- License plate reader company Flock is building a massive people lookup tool, mainly using hacked data. They should go flock themselves [Scary] - 29 hours
- A (NZ) McDonald's is offering free quarter-pounders if your name is Brad [Amusing] - 29 hours
- Who says kids today have no ambition? "Police say they found an 11-year-old and 13-year-old with wads of cash, marijuana and drug packing materials, - 29 hours
- Okie schools now required to teach that Biden somehow stole the 2020 election and forgot to do that in 2024 [Fail] - 29 hours
- AI may be the tool we need to save morons from unpaid toll text scams. Also, presumably, Nigerian princes, bank fraud alerts, fake package deliveries, - 30 hours
- News: Man gets 20th OVI. Fark: started getting them in 1974 [Asinine] - 30 hours
- China has signed a deal to build a power station for Russia. Fark: on the Moon [Interesting] - 30 hours
- Asked about the flash flood that inundated his elementary school, and being evacuated from the 2nd floor by rescue boat, the 8 year old commented: "I - 30 hours
- New Zealand's unofficial fruit is not the kiwi and now the world doubts the existence of hobbits too [Obvious] - 31 hours
- NoCalNoName & /socalnewwaver talk mifepristone, rescuing idiots, and the KUCI fund drive. Come for the banter, stay for the lack of insight. - 31 hours
- Newark airport continues to try and make airplanes fall out of the sky; on Monday it only had three air traffic controllers on duty instead of the 14 - 33 hours
- Photoshop this archaic console [Photoshop] - 33 hours
- Super-concerned bystander calls police on seniors playing the squirt gun assassin game. Somehow it turned out ok [Dumbass] - 33 hours
- Instant Karma's got your back [Cool] - 34 hours
- Day 1,176 of WW3. Kallas says Pooty Poot is a chicken (No, I'm not having a stroke). More orc convicts desert in Rostov, Taiwan pledges $2 million - 34 hours
- "The officer, who has not been identified, was reportedly standing outside his patrol vehicle and was "manipulating his personally owned patrol rifle, - 34 hours
- Police shed light on touchy subject [Murica] - 34 hours
- Uh, huhn. Sure. "Naked Fat Tests" [Awkward] - 34 hours
- "Coyote Incident" involves face-first fall into ground, trip to hospital. Investigators uncertain whether rocket skateboard was also involved - 35 hours
- Pennsylvania Office of Attorney General is shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in establishments where they permit "Skilz" games - 36 hours
- If only he had died doing what he loved [Ironic] - 37 hours
- Just when you thought humans hadn't come up with something truly important, some Aussie stuck a 13L Cat inline-six diesel into a stretched - 38 hours
- Stay classy, Florida [Florida] - 40 hours
- Man pleads guilty to reading too many Tick comics, attacking a flight attendant and attempting to hijack an airliner with a broken SPOOOOON [Strange] - 41 hours
- Nailed it [Scary] - 44 hours
- Photoshop this life-size levade [Photoshop] - 45 hours
- Make sure to get your pope Leo rookie card [Weird] - 45 hours
- More than a thousand hospital employees on strike in Washington State, upset at not being able to afford health care at their own hospital [Murica] - 47 hours
- If you lived in New Orleans any time during the last half of the 20th century, you should recognize: "Seafood City, very pretty" [Sad] - 47 hours
- "It's a Sitta pygmaea, a pygmy nuthatch" Or is it? Prepare yourself for a trip into the abyss [Silly] - 48 hours