- Your host was away this week, so as Psychedelic Episode Part VIII takes shape, re-visit Psychedelic Episode Part III at 10:30PM ET. Get in the frame - 2 hours
- Barcelona tries jumping on the whole pope badwagon [Scary] - 2 hours
- We're halfway there [Hero] - 3 hours
- Photoshop these closeup eyeballs [Photoshop] - 4 hours
- In the end, Trump will probably get away with suspending habeas corpus because the majority of Americans have no idea what it is [Followup] - 4 hours
- ♪ And a lawn chair has fallen out in Greenback a-holler, I'll right it fast as I can. For 4.1 down in Tennessee. It really was no trouble to - 5 hours
- Fark-ready headline: "Florida city finally figures out why it smells so bad" [Florida] - 8 hours
- Photoshop this super sprinkler [Photoshop] - 8 hours
- ADHD rates in America are reportedly higher than in most other countries. There are different theories about why this....OOH LOOK SHINY [Interesting] - 8 hours
- Caption this wildlife expert talk about the wildlife [Caption] - 10 hours
- Y'all need to realize that the Southern accent is fixin' to disappear [Interesting] - 10 hours
- Photoshop this remelted Ruthenium [Photoshop] - 15 hours
- Day 1,172 of WW3; EU officially endorses unconditional 30-day ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia, which will almost certainly be ignored by the - 16 hours
- Priest, you're it [Interesting] - 17 hours
- Sunken Bayesian superyacht claims another victim [Facepalm] - 18 hours
- SMILE [News] - 19 hours
- The capital of Minnesota has a hole in it [Strange] - 21 hours
- Awards, luxury cars, crime, and meth are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 2-8 Fitness Tracker Edition [Weird] - 21 hours
- Fentanyl? In MY vagina? [Stupid] - 22 hours
- Elmo has over 10,000 unsold God awful & ugly Cyber Crap Truck that no one wants [Dumbass] - 23 hours
- Man bites dog [Strange] - 23 hours
- No Thanks, Smokey [Sick] - 24 hours
- Forget all that other stuff, you know you've really made it when they name a sandwich for you [Silly] - 25 hours
- Yeah. I'm going to need to see the shift schedules for the last nine months [Unlikely] - 26 hours
- Photoshop this diver [Photoshop] - 28 hours
- Gestapo arrests Newark mayor for protesting the Gestapo [Dumbass] - 28 hours
- You're no President Lincoln [News] - 29 hours
- There is your ballot security [Facepalm] - 31 hours
- Drummers have evolved no further [Amusing] - 31 hours
- Parasitic SNAILS carrying killer bug found 'spreading all across EU holiday hotspots'. Not to worry too much as they can't outrun you - 32 hours
- Photoshop this rustic rural reading room [Photoshop] - 32 hours
- Just when you thought there was more than enough information for MAGA to hate this new pope [Interesting] - 33 hours
- Article on "the most dangerous gangs still operating in America today." US police unions not listed [Scary] - 33 hours
- Begun the drone wars have [Scary] - 33 hours
- Moronic mission: Idiot pals GUILTY of chopping down iconic Sycamore Gap tree in dead of night during 'act of mindless thuggery' [Followup] - 34 hours
- Caption these critical kids [Caption] - 34 hours
- Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age [Scary] - 34 hours
- Aid to Gaza? Sure, the US supports that - as long as the aid is delivered by Private Security Contractors from the US, not by UN agencies [Obvious] - 36 hours
- Cigna healthcare CEO adds to his security detail [Asinine] - 36 hours
- New Fleeland [Awkward] - 36 hours
- Screens at the Newark Airport control tower went black again last night. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue [News] - 37 hours
- Judge is not waiting [Cool] - 37 hours
- As if tariffs aren't bad enough on supply chains, cargo thieves are attacking it at alarming rates [Scary] - 38 hours
- Nothing says creepy like a guy in a clown mask walking around with a chainsaw [Creepy] - 38 hours
- Court rules that Alabama's redistricting intentionally discriminates against Black voters. Alabama to appeal on the grounds of "that's been - 39 hours
- Motorists in danger of being crushed by a giant Butte boulder [Scary] - 39 hours
- Worried about how much more economic damage that extreme weather will cause now that we're cutting so much climate research? Well, don't -- we - 39 hours
- Photoshop this bundled Bundestag [Photoshop] - 39 hours
- It's not secret police. Worcester Cops are the gestapo [Murica] - 40 hours
- Day 1,171 of WW3. New poll shows Ukrainians refuse to trade land for peace. Zelenskyy congratulates New Pope (like the old pope, but sweeter), and - 40 hours
- Firefighters use boat to rescue man stuck in middle of pond atop his sinking police cruiser, will probably never let him live it down [Hero] - 41 hours
- To swerve and neglect [Dumbass] - 43 hours
- Must have rolled natural ones on their saving throws [Scary] - 44 hours
- Washington State cements 'high-capacity' magazine ban in landmark ruling, restricting magazines to forty pages of advertisements per issue - 45 hours
- Louisville police officer fired for sending picture of a LeMon party to female colleague [Sick] - 45 hours
- Chuckanut Drive remains closed after rockslide, forcing commuters to detour through the messy Bustanut Drive [Interesting] - 47 hours
- On this day in history, in 1541, Spanish conquistador Hernando de Soto reached the Mississippi, in an epic campaign of brutality and crimes against - 48 hours