- Cougars, raccoons and birds. OH MY [Sick] - 1 hour
- The war on Christmas continues [Stupid] - 2 hours
- Before sneaking a loaded gun onto a plane, Florida woman, make sure you first test fire it at the ticket counter [Florida] - 3 hours
- Cool story, bro [CSB] - 3 hours
- Flight landing at seaside Norwegian airport nearly winds up with 165 passengers on fjord [Scary] - 5 hours
- Snowmobile factories to close, citing lack of demand. But remember kids, Global warming isn't real and can't hurt the economy [Obvious] - 6 hours
- After 900 DUIs, it may be time to admit you have a problem, officers [Interesting] - 7 hours
- Mom always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned" [Sick] - 7 hours
- It's true -- 2024 was a really bad year for democracy. But autocrats have also been suffering all around the world. And don't autocrats need - 8 hours
- Man allegedly shot two trucks with an AR-15 and crossbow in separate but related cases, sees himself in the Mirror. Must be TRUCK SEASON [Dumbass] - 8 hours
- Farkers may actually get their Christmas wish [Unlikely] - 9 hours
- Photoshop this view looking up [Photoshop] - 10 hours
- Veto this, President Musk [News] - 10 hours
- She swallowed hard and moves on [Followup] - 10 hours
- Florida cop loses badge for shooting a man. No word if he also loses his "World's Greatest Cop" mug [Facepalm] - 12 hours
- Two killed, over 60 injured when Saudi national drives rental vehicle into Weihnachtsmarkt crowd in Magdeburg, Germany [News] - 12 hours
- Flight attendant hospitalized after falling out of plane, which seems like a really positive outcome [Scary] - 13 hours
- Ancient Roman cuisine, traditional Eastern music, 20th century technology, and popular music today are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 13-19 - 13 hours
- Wait, why's a vasectomy clinic expecting repeat business? [Weird] - 13 hours
- Photoshop this serious reader [Photoshop] - 14 hours
- Factoid: They say everyone has a double somewhere. Normal person: Interesting. Psychopath: That might be useful if I ever need to fake my own death - 14 hours
- You are more attractive than you think. No really (possible nsfw content on page) [Silly] - 14 hours
- House voting to decide if they get to go home for Christmas [Live] - 14 hours
- Mr Whipple is upset. Woman who won a toilet paper contest prize of a year's worth of product informed "Oopsie, we made a poopsie". She was awarded - 15 hours
- Russia is going to invade Moldova next. The excuse will be to protect its citizens there [Obvious] - 15 hours
- ACAB includes this guy [Asinine] - 15 hours
- Sexually harassed on vacation? How about a $100 voucher? [Facepalm] - 15 hours
- Country club notices poor kids are having fun sledding on their closed golf course, shuts everything down just before Christmas to "protect their - 16 hours
- Like that ever happens [Interesting] - 16 hours
- So it's starting to look a little like the students at that Christian school in Wisconsin hadn't actually spent enough time reading what - 16 hours
- A special holiday reminder that QR Codes are stupid and you're stupid for using them [Obvious] - 17 hours
- ♫ It's all about that bass, about that bass, no license ♫ [Dumbass] - 17 hours
- Caption these scientists adjusting this contraption [Caption] - 17 hours
- Been dreaming of a job that involves handling an oversized weiner? Good news [Giggity] - 17 hours
- Once again, Stringer Bell's "Is you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?" prove to be some of the most prescient words ever given to the budding - 17 hours
- It's time for the annual Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Christmas catalog for 2024. Happy holdays [PSA] - 19 hours
- Hey, if you won $30 million in the lottery when you were 19, starting a women's wrestling league might have seemed like a good idea to you too - 19 hours
- Nassau County, Long Island PD says its 'world-renowned snipers' are ready to shoot down some alien drones. Subby is guessing Officer Lou is - 19 hours
- North Pole detour? United Airlines flies kids in circles - literally [News] - 19 hours
- Just a reminder that it's the Winter Solstice this Saturday. So, you know, do Winter Solsticey stuff [Interesting] - 20 hours
- Scientists finally think they've unlocked the secret of why Stonehenge was rebuilt thousands of years ago? And no, it's not because a bunch of - 20 hours
- 94-year-old granny is on a mission to visit every continent with her grandson. Note that she didn't get first passport until she was 91 [Spiffy] - 20 hours
- Today subby learned that if you put your tip on a credit card after going out to eat, the employer can recoup the credit card fee from the employee - 20 hours
- In news that would have been helpful months ago. Deportations under Biden are at their highest levels since 2014, meaning Biden is deporting more - 20 hours
- Photoshop this parade of wooden soldiers [Photoshop] - 21 hours
- Let's see how quickly conservatives start wanting gun control now that LGBTQ groups are starting to band together for "sequeerity training" that - 21 hours
- One of the best ways to reduce stress? Humming. Well, until the people sitting beside you give you a beat down [Unlikely] - 21 hours
- GOP senator's new bill will ban gender-reveal party balloon releases that kill mass amounts of cattle. "They could just get long string and - 21 hours
- In Arnold Schwarzenegger voice: Consider that a divorce [Scary] - 21 hours
- With laser like focus on the issues Republicans derailed a hearing on the dangers of sports-betting by going after trans-players and which bathrooms - 21 hours
- Day 1031 of WW3: Russia accused of large-scale cyber-attack on Ukraine authorities. Ukrainian PM says some ministry of justice systems have been taken - 22 hours
- I mean, it's one egg, guys. What could it cost? $250? [Stupid] - 22 hours
- The feds have a plan to murder Mangione. Seems like they really want to discourage killing the rich [Interesting] - 22 hours
- One of the best things you can do to boost your overall mood? Make lists of all the good things that have recently happened to you. 1) The admins - 22 hours
- Looks like we're getting a federal government shutdown for Christmas [Asinine] - 22 hours
- HIV infection rates are increasing. This is not a repeat from 1994 [Sick] - 23 hours
- Omaha airport anticipating more than 275,000 holiday travelers, many of them wondering how or why they are there or why they were routed through there - 23 hours
- 10 years ago, a 1%er predicted Dr. Luigi, no relation to Dr. Mario [Interesting] - 24 hours
- 'Honey, there's got to be a way to stop porch pirates AND save money on our garbage collection' [Interesting] - 26 hours
- Driving while pregnant and you have a speech impediment? Here's your DUI [Asinine] - 26 hours
- Fake plastic surgeon specialized in wrinkle removal and butt enhancements, so all her facelifts looked like ass [Dumbass] - 27 hours
- Grinch stole a trust fund. "Meh". Grinch stole millions from multiple special needs trust funds. *Grabs torch and pitchfork* [Florida] - 28 hours
- NJ Transit announces eagerly-awaited windows update [Misc] - 29 hours
- Coaching involves serving as a role model, providing guidance, and being a good mentor. It does not involve paying your underage students to create - 29 hours
- Johnson blows his wad [News] - 29 hours
- Two men die after growing cannabis with guano as fertilizer. Fark: Unrelated to each other, with each using completely different sources for their - 30 hours
- Serial arsonist arrested, claims he just loves housewarming parties [Scary] - 33 hours
- Stimulating the body's largest nerve may relieve severe depression but it most definitely provides post-event clarity each time [Interesting] - 34 hours
- So what was the first Yankee Candle scent ever? Did it at least smell good? [Interesting] - 34 hours
- You get into one shootout with the employees and suddenly you're banned from all the Wingstops for life. I thought this was America [Murica] - 35 hours
- Photoshop these very small primates [Photoshop] - 35 hours
- ✔ I am a human [Obvious] - 35 hours
- Normally, if environmentalists were to rate a river's water quality as a D+, that wouldn't be anything to be proud of. But we're - 36 hours
- Girl suffering rare condition dies at 152 years old (possible nsfw content on page) [Sad] - 37 hours
- If the situation is that incredibly dangerous, why is the mayor in the middle of it? [Stupid] - 37 hours
- Stranger Things has finished filming, just in time for those kids to start collecting Social Security [Strange] - 37 hours
- Um, well, unless they're magical horses or have one of those horns that lets them teleport out of danger, subby guesses "they died" [Obvious] - 37 hours
- Think dating and sex are too much work to be worth it? Just be glad you're not a mountain goat [Interesting] - 37 hours
- Two buses this week have lost their roofs to low bridges in Scotland. Bonus: peanut ad on the side of one bus reads "Other nuts are available, but so - 38 hours
- Photoshop this Sultan [Photoshop] - 38 hours
- Genital herpes, the forgotten virus. Well, until you get it. Oops [Unlikely] - 38 hours
- Man forgot he had loaded handgun in bag at Pittsburgh airport. The gun is safe, but no mention in TFA that they locked the moran up because, what - 38 hours
- Man with quiet demeanor and BMW sticks four-inch blade into the boss's ribcage, and everybody saw it [Awkward] - 40 hours
- Anyone here been to the devil's hole? [Vintage] - 40 hours
- Cartel boss gunned down in Spaghetti Western massacre after cockfight bloodbath. No word if zombie Sergio Leone was directing (possible nsfw content - 40 hours
- 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew and Lucky. 2024 Headline of the Year edition [Live] - 40 hours
- Missouri hospital shuts down over blood shortages. And inability to make payroll. And executive mismanagement. Wait, I'll come in again [Fail] - 41 hours
- Why television sucked so badly in 2024. Also, why everyone kept watching it anyway [Fail] - 41 hours
- If you're going to stuff a dead body into the trunk of your car, make sure you don't do it while a Google Streetview car is going by [Fail] - 41 hours
- Can't dance, but want to learn? Don't worry...NPR is here to help. Bonus: With a comic, so you can pretend you're reading about - 41 hours
- FAA warns that drones they can't detect and can't catch will be met with 'deadly force.' Ooh (possible nsfw content on page) [Silly] - 42 hours
- I think we can all agree that the list of "good billionaires" in the world is a very, very short one, and Bezos refugee MacKenzie Scott is at the top - 43 hours
- Man creates Chinese police station in New York when it would have been much easier to order one from Temu [Fail] - 44 hours
- 2025 has arrived, well at least the numbers have [Cool] - 44 hours
- I'm heading to the gym in 26 minutes and might get chlamydia. Some people actually believe this [Stupid] - 45 hours
- Photoshop this sneaky reindeer [Photoshop] - 45 hours
- Travelers whack each other with 'Wet Floor' signs in wild brawl at airport [Dumbass] - 45 hours
- At his annual press conference, a childish Putin challenges the US to a 'missile duel' and offers to meet Trump. Probably to compare mushroom - 45 hours
- "What do rising water bills mean for YOU?", asks birdcage liner notorious for fabulating. Subby's gonna go waaay out on a limb here and guess - 47 hours
- If you're a bearded male with long, brown hair, soulful blue eyes, and a chiseled chest, you can make a killing doing Jesus cosplay in Utah - 47 hours
- It's not unusual to find these things in vending machines. But just wait until you get to Japan [Strange] - 47 hours
- Pharmacy deserts is the next bitter bill Americans better be prepared to swallow [Sad] - 47 hours
- Michigan man pleads guilty to plotting mass shootings at local gay bar, Democratic Party office. And he would have gone through with it if he - 48 hours