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- "Everything is blowing up in Elon Musk's face." Tag for everything [Hero] - 12 hours
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- Best. Arrest. Ever [Spiffy] - 12 hours
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- Welcome to "Orange is the New Black Thursday" [News] - 13 hours
- It's time to do something. Nationwide protests this Saturday, find one near you [Spiffy] - 14 hours
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- It's a streetlight [Silly] - 18 hours
- Chicago finally drops the big record they made a long time ago [Cool] - 19 hours
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- In Missouri, it's generally illegal to hunt from a moving vehicle or use a motor-driven conveyance to pursue, take, drive, or molest wildlife. - 22 hours
- Theme of Farktography Contest No. 1039: "Cities". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography] - 22 hours
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- Photoshop stereo Helene [Photoshop] - 26 hours
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- Today is International Fact-Checking Day. Or is it? You'd better check. Feels like it should have been yesterday [PSA] - 27 hours
- Buried lede: NASA knows people have been banging on the space station [Obvious] - 28 hours
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- These plans for Re-Hooterization are... gosh, nothing sticks out as a good pun here [Followup] - 32 hours
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- Smoking kills, especially when you are using an oxygen tank [Dumbass] - 34 hours
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- Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from The Ocean Blue, The Cars, and Echo & The Bunnymen. Hear what - 34 hours
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- Photoshop this shopping mall, mid-demolition [Photoshop] - 38 hours
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- Pentagon reports new Southern border operations involving 1000s of troops has cost over $376-million in just 72 days. If continues on for full year, - 39 hours
- Day 1,134 of WW3. US senators discover vestiges of spine, bring up tough legislation against russia which Stinky will ignore. Moscow rejects US peace - 39 hours
- Was it fast? Was it slow? Did he bleed a lot? Was he crying..? [Spiffy] - 40 hours
- This story has BS written all over it. Let's await the GoFundMe [Unlikely] - 41 hours
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- Lunger [Sad] - 45 hours
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