- Not a drag queen, but to be fair, not a youth pastor either [Sick] - 1 hour
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- ICE in your schools [News] - 2 hours
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- Photoshop this chocolate fountain [Photoshop] - 12 hours
- Les shérifs de Hazzard [Scary] - 12 hours
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- Oopsie, fell out the back of the ambulance (possible nsfw content on page) [Scary] - 17 hours
- Photoshop this photo finish [Photoshop] - 17 hours
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- China bans exports to Japan of dual-use goods that could enhance Tokyo's military power, potentially reducing the risk of lead and melamine-based - 17 hours
- Slow gnus day [Obvious] - 18 hours
- It's 2026, so let's talk about bloodsuckers. No, the Dracula kind. This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Exsanguination Edition [CSB] - 18 hours
- The best toasters for your money, assuming you have the Skill points needed to unlock their hidden loot [Interesting] - 19 hours
- She had Black paint on her face and a sob story ready - but the luxury car in the parking lot blew the whole performance wide open [Facepalm] - 19 hours
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- Girl Scouts retire two cookies, add new one. Still not made with real Girl Scouts [Cool] - 20 hours
- ICE is just shooting people now [News] - 20 hours
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- Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave...well, not gonna lie, no idea what the show's gonna look like. But we're doing it - 20 hours
- Okay who stole the beloved antique walrus penis bone from this Camden, NJ cheesesteak shop? [Weeners] - 20 hours
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- "UK to be screwed by 8 inches of snow." Yeah, it's probably just 5 inches and he's overselling it [Followup] - 22 hours
- Exceptional artist visas issued to Only Fans models. Performance at the Stinky-Kennedy Center to follow [Giggity] - 22 hours
- Pull my finger. It's National Pass Gas Day [Interesting] - 22 hours
- Ding dong ditch pew pew [Murica] - 22 hours
- Travel magazine: We're flocking to Boston in 2026. Your reasons for the tag's response to the right [Unlikely] - 23 hours
- It's almost starting to seem like social media is a cancer that's ultimately incapable of anything but the most vile harm [Sick] - 23 hours
- Ram Ranch [Giggity] - 23 hours
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- Cute A-Frame with mountain views, a cat gym, deck bath tub, and super weird free standing kitchen stove [Weird] - 23 hours
- Photoshop this alleged wheat [Photoshop] - 24 hours
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- Another god-botherer who's sad he got caught screwing around [Obvious] - 24 hours
- I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - - 25 hours
- Day 1414 of WW3: UK and France say they're ready to send several thousand troops to Ukraine in the event of a peace deal, a pledge which will be - 25 hours
- Wyoming supreme court throws first abortion case at Nat-Cs who brought it, then beams them in the back of the head with a second one, too. "Abortion - 25 hours
- Pamela Smart is officially tired of prison and would like to be excused, please [Dumbass] - 26 hours
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- 2026 is off to a hilarious start as the NRA is suing itself [Amusing] - 30 hours
- Infamous Russian asset dies [News] - 31 hours
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- Photoshop this boatrace [Photoshop] - 37 hours
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- Financial Times not clowning around on the topic of X's deepfake porn/CSAM problem [Amusing] - 40 hours
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- Today is take down the Christmas tree day. Funny, I thought it was take down the Capitol day [Obvious] - 40 hours
- Wrist slap for golden shower [Weeners] - 41 hours
- Photoshop this easy-access eatery [Photoshop] - 41 hours
- How the fake admiral was finally caught: it was the lightsaber that gave him away [Followup] - 41 hours
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- Don't you hate when you bring in your air dried laundry and find a pair of soiled underwear that isn't yours [Scary] - 42 hours
- ♪♫♪ Everybody run The Florida Man's got a gun ♪♫♪ [Florida] - 42 hours
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- Tourists stranded on a remote desert island after believing that they were going on a 3-hour tour [Scary] - 43 hours
- Trump may have pardoned the J6 pipe bomber [Dumbass] - 45 hours
- Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from...*checks notes* oh well this should be interesting. Hear what - 45 hours
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- Pull my (mouse) finger [Hero] - 46 hours
- Couple's MRI sex session reveals penises bend like boomerangs. Study says it was a real comeback [Giggity] - 46 hours
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- Tired of stories about Christian pastors turning out to be pedophiles who groom young men for sex? This one was also a Grammy-award-winning gospel - 46 hours
- The UK crippled by major snowstorm. Nearly six inches. That's what she said [PSA] - 47 hours
- I bet you didn't know that Washington D.C. has an official rock [Interesting] - 47 hours
- It's Day 1 of CES 2026, so hurry up and let everyone know what new tech toys you absolutely won't be able to live without this year despite - 47 hours
- US military personnel in Bahrain are not allowed to have butt stuff delivered from Canada [Plug] - 47 hours
- Oil tankers break Trump Venezuela blockade by escaping in 'Dark Mode' coordinated dash [Interesting] - 48 hours
- Happy January 6th everyone. What time do you burn your Pence effigy? Does Grandma or Uncle Steve get the Presidential Immunity badge this year? Does - 48 hours
- Man digs up crisp packet. Film at 11 [Silly] - 48 hours
- Photoshop this yielding [Photoshop] - 48 hours