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- Photoshop this acrobatic flip [Photoshop] - 5 hours
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- On this day in history, in 1945, US troops landed in Okinawa in a decisive stroke made more fateful by the Japanese Imperial Command's mistaken - 10 hours
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- The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 1 is cynosure, as in "Normally, Cyrus is pretty confident, but today cynosure" [Amusing] - 10 hours
- It wasn't just a cameo. Wesley Crusher and the Travelers series announced [Wheaton] - 10 hours
- Today marks the start of National Laugh At Work Week. That's nothing, subby laughs in the face of unemployment [Interesting] - 11 hours
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- Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from MIcrodisney, London Cowboys, and There Is No The In Buzzcocks. - 12 hours
- This is what happens when you let AI write the headline [Stupid] - 12 hours
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- Caption this stop at the Farmer's Market [Caption] - 12 hours
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- What has it got in its nasty little pocketses? [Spiffy] - 13 hours
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- Your email address tells others how old you are, brought to you by bob@aol.com [PSA] - 14 hours
- The greatest April Fools' pranks of all-time. Maybe not all-time but a couple of these are pretty good [Silly] - 14 hours
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- Actual headline: Discarded lifelike sex dolls keep fooling German police [Awkward] - 16 hours
- A current list of this year's April Fool's pranks from mega corporations* wanting free advertising from MSM (*in the UK) [PSA] - 16 hours
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- Today's edition of Not a Drag Queen brought to us by a Kansas police chief [Sick] - 17 hours
- Photoshop this risky fisherman [Photoshop] - 17 hours
- Cybertrucks are not manufactured, they're grown like bacteria [Scary] - 18 hours
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- Homeowner: I'm not even mad; that's amazing [Scary] - 20 hours
- I don't care if there's an explanation. Crop dusting should only happen in the outside of planes [Sick] - 21 hours
- Relax, it's just a drill. Probably [Scary] - 23 hours
- WTF? [Awkward] - 24 hours
- Another $40 billion shoveled into the gaping maw of the beast [PSA] - 24 hours
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- Eight month pregnant woman to husband "Just pick me up from the maternity clinic after I've finished robbing this bank. Again" [Dumbass] - 26 hours
- Man arrested for impersonating ICE officer to scare Ukrainians at grocery store, no doubt eliciting a 'grocery store wanna-be cop, go fark - 27 hours
- Lost phone causes Caribbean-bound Air France flight to return to airport: ORLY [Interesting] - 28 hours
- The Loch Ness Monster and Boaty McBoatface together at last [Cool] - 30 hours
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- Man dies following BASE-jumping accident. Ownership of all of his other bases currently in dispute pending litigation by a poorly translated 16-bit - 31 hours
- The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 31 is penchant, as in "The Gregorian monks celebrated their new writing instruments by singing a - 31 hours
- Fast fashion CEO fired after showing "bad behavior toward a woman in a social environment." Well, that's certainly specific [Dumbass] - 32 hours
- US embassy in Syria tells Americans to leave, on the grounds that they are in Syria [Scary] - 32 hours
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- On this day in history, in 1774, Parliament passed the Boston Port Act with a tremendous light show, thumping grooves, and an appearance by Dr. - 33 hours
- Photoshop this dinosaur race [Photoshop] - 33 hours
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- Call me old fashioned but I just don't think people should be buying a stuffed animal with a payment plan of $541.55 per month [Facepalm] - 34 hours
- Today is Hug a Medievalist Day, so so spread the love with our favorite historians while taking care to avoid the sharp pointy bits on their suits of - 34 hours
- If I had a dollar for every time I've been attacked with a conch [Florida] - 35 hours
- How Bill Gates mapped out the internet era, presumably with a lot of help from Al Gore [Facepalm] - 35 hours
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- "Admittedly, people don't commonly mistake ghost hunters with sex workers but" [Giggity] - 35 hours
- Birthrates are cratering because *throws lawn dart straight up* screen time [Unlikely] - 37 hours
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- Caption this medieval performance [Caption] - 37 hours
- Cocaine ballast. Clap clap, clapclapclap [Cool] - 38 hours
- 30 years ago today, Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla was killed by her fan club president Yolanda Saldivar [Vintage] - 38 hours
- Today's "I had to read it and now you do too" article: "Mystery Man Keeps Leaving Jugs Of Urine In Recycling Bins And I Need To Know More" - 38 hours
- Won't someone please think of the amphibians? Oh, someone did [Interesting] - 39 hours
- Barebackers are clogging London's Tubes [Giggity] - 39 hours
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- Photoshop this man in daffodils [Photoshop] - 40 hours
- Dear CNN: I'm watching White Lotus and this Lorazepam drug seems super cool. Can I get some? [Facepalm] - 40 hours
- Death Wish, Texas e-scooter edition [Scary] - 40 hours
- Whatʻs the name of that Hallmark movie where the pandemic shuts down Broadway so the freshly-unengaged actress goes back to her small town and runs - 41 hours
- Day 1,132 of WW3. Germany wants the EU to punish Hungary's Budapest Bullfrog for being an obstinate jerk and russian puppet. CNN continues its - 41 hours
- Female Walmart employee fired for complaining about a male customer barging into the women's restroom and threatening to beat her because he - 41 hours
- Photos of moms and sons who together got in trouble with the law, and apparently also their stylists [Dumbass] - 42 hours
- Space rocketry is off to a great start in Europe [Fail] - 44 hours
- Going into restaurant naked, flexing muscles aggressively, armed with gun begs the question, where did he holster his gun? [Scary] - 45 hours
- Eid Mubarak to those who observe the day [Spiffy] - 46 hours
- Bonus: No need to (shudder) die, or (perish the thought) exercise [Cool] - 47 hours
- Wat? [Stupid] - 47 hours
- Well, it's a good time to review the "scramble" section of the 2008 "Shell energy scenarios to 2050" analysis [Scary] - 48 hours