- Sun-up in Colorado reveals a truck full of eggs scrambled to avoid a car, swerved hard, and tipped over easy. Driver said to be boiling; poachers - 1 hour
- Family creeped out by painting in B&B of a child that looks kinda like their son except the painting is of a girl and does not look like their son - 1 hour
- Not news: Speeding car loses control. News: Car crashes into house. Fark: After launching off roundabout. Ultrafark: For the second time in three - 1 hour
- Not news: Man climbs Mt Everest. Fark: Immediately after swimming the English Channel, cycling 12,000 kms to India, running 900 kms to Kathmandu, and - 2 hours
- Masshole arrested after allegedly driving 118 mph on I-93 in Campton, race track five miles long doo dah doo dah [Dumbass] - 2 hours
- Watch out for Nazi zombies [Interesting] - 2 hours
- Politicians wail over council's sex presentation plan intended to be used in schools, claim that strangulation part is off-putting instead of - 3 hours
- NOT NEWS: Driver gets into a high speed chase. NEWS: He crashes his car, and tries to get away on foot. FARK: He does a swan dive off a bridge...and - 3 hours
- Town halls, door knocking, and coffee klatches help political candidates get close to voters. "DM me for socks and panty purchases" can work too - 3 hours
- Photoshop this module adapter demonstration [Photoshop] - 3 hours
- Elmo's DOGE did not just slash and take, they also gave the US government something in return: A malware infection [Asinine] - 4 hours
- US tariffs could result in a shortage of toilet paper. Americans might need to switch to wiping butts with cheap eggs [Scary] - 4 hours
- Day 1,174 of WW3. Moscow wants to reset the clock, restarting negotiations based on the so-called "Istanbul Agreement". World leaders from civilized - 4 hours
- In America we just say "Uncle Harry is a paranoid drunk" [Dumbass] - 5 hours
- I'm starting to think the J6ers aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Another one arrested. Again [Facepalm] - 7 hours
- What. The. Fark [Murica] - 8 hours
- People 'bare beating' are causing problems on the London tube. Phrasing? [Awkward] - 8 hours
- Comelec has said "fewer than 20" candidates have been killed in this election campaign, which it said was an improvement on previous polls - 9 hours
- Brits warned to stay indoors as temps reach a scorching 78 degrees [Asinine] - 10 hours
- Australian mining billionaire makes excellent case for billionaires being taxed out of existence [Asinine] - 11 hours
- This is Fark. The average will be much longer [Sad] - 12 hours
- Here we see a herd of tourons of the Great Smoky Mountains, resting on their natural environment of a bituminous trail [Dumbass] - 14 hours
- News: Man dies trying to save dog off notoriously dangerous beach. Fark: Beach has no lifeguards because their presence might make people think - 15 hours
- Photoshop this feeding time [Photoshop] - 16 hours
- Thank you for coming to our restaurant for Mother's Day. How about a nice side dish of 'Murica with your entrée? [Scary] - 16 hours
- Your mom was always way cooler than you'll ever be [Amusing] - 17 hours
- Woman divorces husband after using AI-powered fortune teller on her coffee grounds to discover his affair [Weird] - 17 hours
- You're from Chugwater? I'm from Big Bottom myself [Amusing] - 18 hours
- Photoshop this weather balloon maker [Photoshop] - 19 hours
- Huge NJ hotel comes down in spectacular controlled demolition [Cool] - 20 hours
- Coming to a state near you: Florida Man [Florida] - 22 hours
- Florida Dad doesn't realize Disney World is expensive [Florida] - 23 hours
- Woman charged with stealing 51 candles, which certainly won't brighten her day [Dumbass] - 23 hours
- Montreal is better than New York [Obvious] - 24 hours
- No one uses the web anymore, it's too crowded [Interesting] - 25 hours
- America has become a country of doomsday preppers who wouldn't survive a week in an actual apocalypse [Murica] - 25 hours
- Not really sure which is more disturbing: the exterior paint job, the rooftop garden with no safety railings, the walk-in tub on the same eye level as - 25 hours
- CSB Sunday Morning: The one family recipe that's been passed down through generations [CSB] - 27 hours
- Photoshop this veggie burger [Photoshop] - 27 hours
- We know that everyone loves bacon -- but DUDE [Strange] - 28 hours
- Day 1,173 of WW3: Russia's war machine under attack - arms plants, airbases hit in Saransk, Tula as Ukrainian drone warfare continues to dominate - 28 hours
- I still cannot decide if the Florida stories make me want to live there or not. But I dig nachos [Stupid] - 29 hours
- Florida beautician facing unwelcome government scrutiny just because she has an office in her apartment, is unlicensed, and is injecting mystery - 30 hours
- "28 ten-year-old kids went from thinking the Cybertruck was the coolest vehicle to pointing and laughing as it was towed away on a flatbed truck" - 32 hours
- Idaho Goddamn [Asinine] - 33 hours
- It's always a little awkward when new neighbors move in [Scary] - 36 hours
- Your host was away this week, so as Psychedelic Episode Part VIII takes shape, re-visit Psychedelic Episode Part III at 10:30PM ET. Get in the frame - 37 hours
- Barcelona tries jumping on the whole pope badwagon [Scary] - 37 hours
- We're halfway there [Hero] - 39 hours
- Photoshop these closeup eyeballs [Photoshop] - 40 hours
- In the end, Trump will probably get away with suspending habeas corpus because the majority of Americans have no idea what it is [Followup] - 40 hours
- ♪ And a lawn chair has fallen out in Greenback a-holler, I'll right it fast as I can. For 4.1 down in Tennessee. It really was no trouble to - 41 hours
- Fark-ready headline: "Florida city finally figures out why it smells so bad" [Florida] - 44 hours
- Photoshop this super sprinkler [Photoshop] - 44 hours
- ADHD rates in America are reportedly higher than in most other countries. There are different theories about why this....OOH LOOK SHINY [Interesting] - 44 hours
- Caption this wildlife expert talk about the wildlife [Caption] - 46 hours
- Y'all need to realize that the Southern accent is fixin' to disappear [Interesting] - 46 hours