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bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 11:37:34 AM  
His ass is grass.
 
brap [TotalFark]  
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2017-12-15 1:21:29 PM  
There but for the grace of Sod, go I.
 
uncleacid [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 3:28:19 PM  
Wearing a ghillie suit to a senior center will not help you blend in.
 
Erma Gerdd  
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2017-12-15 4:27:26 PM  
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GrizzledPoetast  
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2017-12-15 7:53:51 PM  
I am the prairie...
 
berylman  
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2017-12-15 8:01:39 PM  
Oh a new addition to Tales of Florida Man Volume XIV. My hero never fails to surprise in the strangest ways.
 
Snarfangel [TotalFark]  
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2017-12-15 8:02:27 PM  
Mysterious grass-covered man hides in bathroom at senior citizen center prepping for new season of American Horror Stories audition


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Sorry, he was supposed to be advertising the dispensary next door.
 
Petroleum Oligarch  
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2017-12-15 8:02:31 PM  
It was more mysterious when I thought it said grass covered man-hides.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 8:04:15 PM  

uncleacid: Wearing a ghillie suit to a senior center will not help you blend in.


How about the subway?

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GrizzledPoetast  
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2017-12-15 8:09:08 PM  
Ouroboros, squared.
 
gerbilpox  
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2017-12-15 8:12:49 PM  
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CoysOdie  
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2017-12-15 8:20:53 PM  
Was his name, Grassy Noel?
 
Mad_Radhu  
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2017-12-15 8:29:18 PM  
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aterry33  
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2017-12-15 8:55:18 PM  
He's lucky they didn't shoot him.  I hope they at least took him to the hospital.
 
stuffy  
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2017-12-15 9:00:21 PM  

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My fist thought.
 
chris chrisson  
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2017-12-15 10:53:19 PM  
Pic or it didn't happen.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-16 7:09:28 PM  
I misread that headline as "mysterious grass-covered ... man hides" ... instead of "mysterious grass-covered man ... hides", thus making the headline all that much creepier.

I just thought I would share. Yech!

If I were to discover grass-covered  manhides in an old folks home, I would be screaming like a little bi-otch.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-16 7:10:02 PM  
What the Hell are they putting into the mystery meat?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-16 7:11:01 PM  

CoysOdie: Was his name, Grassy Noel?


They called him Noel DeGrassie because he was high.
 
CoysOdie  
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2017-12-17 12:39:06 AM  

brantgoose: I misread that headline as "mysterious grass-covered ... man hides" ... instead of "mysterious grass-covered man ... hides", thus making the headline all that much creepier.


♫ So we grassed his hide when he died, Clyde, and that's it hangin' on the shed. All together now,
Tie me older folks down Sport, tie me older folks down. ♫
 
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