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		I'm sorry, floral what? (Possibly NSFW) (amazon.com)		53
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Xanadone

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2017-12-15 12:28:23 AM

Scroll down to the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section for some additional "quirkily" titled items...

felching pen

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2017-12-15 1:06:55 AM

Something to go with the Georgia O'Keefe prints in the kitchen.

bigfatbuddhist

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2017-12-15 4:20:13 AM

Here are some flowers that I, personally, hate...

fusillade762

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2017-12-15 4:20:16 AM

Pextor

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2017-12-15 5:38:22 AM

They have ones with vaginas on them too.

crispy pizza

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2017-12-15 5:40:18 AM

Possibly, possibly NSFW?

hissatsu

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2017-12-15 5:42:41 AM

The perfect gift for your conservative, flower loving Aunt, who preferably doesn't have very good eyesight.

idrow

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2017-12-15 5:44:18 AM

I was going to ask why they put penis in the name, I wasn't seeing anything to suggest that. Then I took a harder look (no pun intended) and saw it. Yep, that's a floral penis pattern alright.

That's one of those designs that once you can see it, that's all you can see.

ReapTheChaos

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2017-12-15 5:45:10 AM

Don't forget the matching Butterfly Vagina mug.

wademh

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2017-12-15 5:48:35 AM

Pextor: They have ones with vaginas on them too.

Likely NSFW

Pink Floyd The Wall Flower Scene What Shall We Do Now

Flurching

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2017-12-15 5:48:45 AM

ReapTheChaos: Don't forget the matching Butterfly Vagina mug.

So wings are better!!

bittermang

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2017-12-15 5:50:35 AM

So we're just greenlighting random items that some dumbass is selling on Amazon now?

Like, you realize, just because it's on Amazon, it doesn't mean Amazon has anything to do with it beyond listing it and taking the money. If it doesn't say Ships and Sold by Amazon, or Amazon Fulfillment, then Amazon never laid eyes or hands on the item. The Seller created the listing, named it, provided the photo, and will be the one putting it in a box and shipping it to your front door. All Amazon does in this situation is shuffle the money around.

cherryl taggart

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2017-12-15 6:00:26 AM

Ok, now that I've slicked the link and the others from this thread, I'm a little concerned about what new ads are going to populate my feeds. Guess I'll be doing my monthly cookie dump a little early.

cherryl taggart

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2017-12-15 6:01:55 AM

cherryl taggart: Ok, now that I've slicked the link and the others from this thread, I'm a little concerned about what new ads are going to populate my feeds. Guess I'll be doing my monthly cookie dump a little early.

clicked, not slicked you foul keyboard.
Oh, now I've really had my Freudian for the day.

Resident Muslim

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2017-12-15 6:08:41 AM

[thatsapenis.gif]

skinink

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2017-12-15 6:12:26 AM

Now I know what Al Franken will be getting for Christmas.

notto

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2017-12-15 6:17:20 AM

bittermang: So we're just greenlighting random items that some dumbass is selling on Amazon now?

Like, you realize, just because it's on Amazon, it doesn't mean Amazon has anything to do with it beyond listing it and taking the money. If it doesn't say Ships and Sold by Amazon, or Amazon Fulfillment, then Amazon never laid eyes or hands on the item. The Seller created the listing, named it, provided the photo, and will be the one putting it in a box and shipping it to your front door. All Amazon does in this situation is shuffle the money around.

https://www.amazon.com/Butt-Hurt-Balm-sensitive-snowflakes/dp/B01I6DN94Q

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

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2017-12-15 6:22:33 AM

"Touch the image to zoom in"

If I had a nickel for every time I've said that...

Cruiser7

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2017-12-15 6:27:41 AM

So what type of flowers are on there?

Daffodildos?

Pissanthemems?

Peonmes?

Cock's comb?

70Ford

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2017-12-15 6:37:15 AM

bittermang: So we're just greenlighting random items that some dumbass is selling on Amazon now?

70Ford

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2017-12-15 6:42:23 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet

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2017-12-15 6:47:42 AM

Floral sex?

gregscott

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2017-12-15 6:50:36 AM

vinniethepoo

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2017-12-15 6:51:25 AM

I got yer penis rainbow RIGHT HERE! (On Amazon.)

vudukungfu

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2017-12-15 7:14:03 AM

Cream in your coffee?

Teaser

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2017-12-15 7:26:02 AM

groppet

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2017-12-15 7:38:42 AM

They have a pillow with that pattern too.

ChrisDe

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2017-12-15 7:42:22 AM

Spoiler alert to female NBC employees! This is what Matt Lauer always gives as a Secret Santa gift.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

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2017-12-15 8:02:51 AM

johnny queso

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2017-12-15 8:05:23 AM

i feel that beard ornaments puts north korea on the right side of history.

Vlad_the_Inaner

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2017-12-15 8:07:07 AM

Fubegra

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2017-12-15 8:07:43 AM

"Floral Penis Rainbow?" We'll never run out of band names.

evilmrsock

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2017-12-15 8:17:43 AM

As a bonus, the print is stolen from the original artist Coey Kuhn, so thanks for linking to bootleg cock-pattern merchandise and taking money away from freelance artists.

Vlad_the_Inaner

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2017-12-15 8:43:49 AM

evilmrsock: As a bonus, the print is stolen from the original artist Coey Kuhn, so thanks for linking to bootleg cock-pattern merchandise and taking money away from freelance artists.

But think of the exposure!

Vlad_the_Inaner

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2017-12-15 8:50:07 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: evilmrsock: As a bonus, the print is stolen from the original artist Coey Kuhn, so thanks for linking to bootleg cock-pattern merchandise and taking money away from freelance artists.

But think of the exposure!

btw, there are links to lookshuman from Kuhn's tumblr, so I suspect they have a business relationship

Prince George

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2017-12-15 9:01:32 AM

cherryl taggart: cherryl taggart: Ok, now that I've slicked the link and the others from this thread, I'm a little concerned about what new ads are going to populate my feeds. Guess I'll be doing my monthly cookie dump a little early.

clicked, not slicked you foul keyboard.
Oh, now I've really had my Freudian for the day.

It's ok. We understand. The cup got you a little flummoxed because you're clearly a colossal perv. But you TF told us that already.

edmo

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2017-12-15 9:09:43 AM

You could give grandma a new coffee cup for Christmas and she'll never notice. At least until your sister drops in to visit.

Hyjamon

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2017-12-15 9:30:44 AM

Hyjamon

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2017-12-15 9:31:30 AM

70Ford: bittermang: So we're just greenlighting random items that some dumbass is selling on Amazon now?
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when did the guy on Fox News start doing beard modeling?

theknuckler_33

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2017-12-15 9:55:38 AM

Well, that's... fabulous, I guess?

TheOtherGuy

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2017-12-15 10:15:30 AM

crispy pizza: Possibly, possibly NSFW?

Well, maybe not in the literal sense, especially if you scroll the item name up out of sight, but the warning is appropriate anyway. You'll want to use Incognito to avoid having that taint your Amazon keyword recommendations, at the very least...

rzrwiresunrise

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2017-12-15 10:16:57 AM

The Birdcage (7/10) Movie CLIP - Naked Greek Bowls (1996) HD

yakmans_dad

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2017-12-15 10:26:49 AM

The company name is LookHuman. This is there target customer.

Rindred

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2017-12-15 10:33:24 AM

slick slick slick?

XyzzyBob

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2017-12-15 10:39:39 AM

Typical questions asked about products:
- Is the item durable?
- Is this item easy to use?
- What are the dimensions of this item?

1) it's been handled many times, still works like new
2) judging from the floor around the toilet, it could use an upgrade to improve accuracy
3) it's either HUUUUUUGE or smaller than average, depending on who you're asking

Acidicnads

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2017-12-15 10:42:07 AM

The one review...
When it comes to penis mugs, it can be a hard choice between designs, but the prospect of white floral got me excited. Admittedly could be bigger; my black one's better for those last-minute, all-nighter grinds, so minus one star.
5 people found this helpful

Trocadero

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2017-12-15 11:10:24 AM

Cruiser7: So what type of flowers are on there?

Daffodildos?

Pissanthemems?

Peonmes?

Cock's comb?

White Alysemen?
Manigolds?
I guess you grow them in cockpost.

billiamaire

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2017-12-15 11:30:36 AM

They're still ugly.

chatikh

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2017-12-15 11:37:54 AM

Complex notes of fruit, floral, and nut? In my butt?

/obscure?

semiotix

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2017-12-15 12:02:38 PM

I'm sorry, floral what? (Possibly NSFW)

Penis rainbow mug?

*clicks*

Yup, penis rainbow mug.

/what else was it going to be?

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