I lived in a condo for a while, and we had assigned parking spots, but only one per unit. If you had a 2nd car you had to park on the street. Everyone that lived there was good about not parking in spots that were not theirs, but visitors would park wherever. So I had a little traffic cone I'd put in my spot when I left to discourage strangers from parking. Inevitably, someone would just plow it over and park in my spot. So I'd just pull up right on their bumper, lock my car and go inside. Then I'd watch out the window to see who came to the car, and would watch while they tried to figure out who it belonged to. They would end up knocking on doors, and since everyone had the same issue, people would just shrug "I dunno" when asked if they knew who was blocking them. Since I lived on the 2nd floor, it would take a while for them to get to me. If they were apologetic about it, I'd say no problem and move the car. If they got nasty, I'd say I was eating, you gotta wait and shut the door in their face.

Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: I lived in a condo for a while, and we had assigned parking spots, but only one per unit. If you had a 2nd car you had to park on the street. Everyone that lived there was good about not parking in spots that were not theirs, but visitors would park wherever. So I had a little traffic cone I'd put in my spot when I left to discourage strangers from parking. Inevitably, someone would just plow it over and park in my spot. So I'd just pull up right on their bumper, lock my car and go inside. Then I'd watch out the window to see who came to the car, and would watch while they tried to figure out who it belonged to. They would end up knocking on doors, and since everyone had the same issue, people would just shrug "I dunno" when asked if they knew who was blocking them. Since I lived on the 2nd floor, it would take a while for them to get to me. If they were apologetic about it, I'd say no problem and move the car. If they got nasty, I'd say I was eating, you gotta wait and shut the door in their face.

I hope at least a few Kramered their way out of that space.

Nope. Most people apologized because they knew they were in the wrong. And what would you have done? My bet is not a damn thing but apologize too.

Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: I lived in a condo for a while, and we had assigned parking spots, but only one per unit. If you had a 2nd car you had to park on the street. Everyone that lived there was good about not parking in spots that were not theirs, but visitors would park wherever. So I had a little traffic cone I'd put in my spot when I left to discourage strangers from parking. Inevitably, someone would just plow it over and park in my spot. So I'd just pull up right on their bumper, lock my car and go inside. Then I'd watch out the window to see who came to the car, and would watch while they tried to figure out who it belonged to. They would end up knocking on doors, and since everyone had the same issue, people would just shrug "I dunno" when asked if they knew who was blocking them. Since I lived on the 2nd floor, it would take a while for them to get to me. If they were apologetic about it, I'd say no problem and move the car. If they got nasty, I'd say I was eating, you gotta wait and shut the door in their face.

I hope at least a few Kramered their way out of that space.

Nope. Most people apologized because they knew they were in the wrong. And what would you have done? My bet is not a damn thing but apologize too.

Wrong for what? Parking on the street? Get the fark out of here.

If you told me you'd be out to move it after you finished whatever and I was in one of my older cars I wouldn't be waiting around, you'd find your car bumped back a bit when you got to it.

Reading comprehension is not your strong point. ASSIGNED PARKING SPACES. The first goddamned sentence. And I drove a beater, so I didn't care if some moron like you did try that. Now YOU get the fark out of here. Learn to read,

Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: I lived in a condo for a while, and we had assigned parking spots, but only one per unit. If you had a 2nd car you had to park on the street. Everyone that lived there was good about not parking in spots that were not theirs, but visitors would park wherever. So I had a little traffic cone I'd put in my spot when I left to discourage strangers from parking. Inevitably, someone would just plow it over and park in my spot. So I'd just pull up right on their bumper, lock my car and go inside. Then I'd watch out the window to see who came to the car, and would watch while they tried to figure out who it belonged to. They would end up knocking on doors, and since everyone had the same issue, people would just shrug "I dunno" when asked if they knew who was blocking them. Since I lived on the 2nd floor, it would take a while for them to get to me. If they were apologetic about it, I'd say no problem and move the car. If they got nasty, I'd say I was eating, you gotta wait and shut the door in their face.

I hope at least a few Kramered their way out of that space.

Nope. Most people apologized because they knew they were in the wrong. And what would you have done? My bet is not a damn thing but apologize too.

Wrong for what? Parking on the street? Get the fark out of here.

If you told me you'd be out to move it after you finished whatever and I was in one of my older cars I wouldn't be waiting around, you'd find your car bumped back a bit when you got to it.

Reading comprehension is not your strong point. ASSIGNED PARKING SPACES. The first goddamned sentence. And I drove a beater, so I didn't care if some moron like you did try that. Now YOU get the fark out of here. Learn to read,

Yep I farked up, my apologies.

No worries. I'm guilty of the same. Let's go ride bikes!

Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: Boo_Guy: LittleSmitty: I lived in a condo for a while, and we had assigned parking spots, but only one per unit. If you had a 2nd car you had to park on the street. Everyone that lived there was good about not parking in spots that were not theirs, but visitors would park wherever. So I had a little traffic cone I'd put in my spot when I left to discourage strangers from parking. Inevitably, someone would just plow it over and park in my spot. So I'd just pull up right on their bumper, lock my car and go inside. Then I'd watch out the window to see who came to the car, and would watch while they tried to figure out who it belonged to. They would end up knocking on doors, and since everyone had the same issue, people would just shrug "I dunno" when asked if they knew who was blocking them. Since I lived on the 2nd floor, it would take a while for them to get to me. If they were apologetic about it, I'd say no problem and move the car. If they got nasty, I'd say I was eating, you gotta wait and shut the door in their face.

I hope at least a few Kramered their way out of that space.

Nope. Most people apologized because they knew they were in the wrong. And what would you have done? My bet is not a damn thing but apologize too.

Wrong for what? Parking on the street? Get the fark out of here.

If you told me you'd be out to move it after you finished whatever and I was in one of my older cars I wouldn't be waiting around, you'd find your car bumped back a bit when you got to it.

Reading comprehension is not your strong point. ASSIGNED PARKING SPACES. The first goddamned sentence. And I drove a beater, so I didn't care if some moron like you did try that. Now YOU get the fark out of here. Learn to read,

Yep I farked up, my apologies.

No worries. I'm guilty of the same. Let's go ride bikes!

Well street signs are meant to be easy to read, maybe I'd be ok on a bike right now..

I'd probably hurt myself. I've been in auto wrecks and motorcycle wrecks. I managed to hurt myself worse on a bicycle than anything else. Evel Knievel was at the top of his game when I was a kid. Bad choice to emulate....