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2017-12-14 5:14:15 PM  
Yeah so let's use them in a job that often requires them to chase and bite suspects. That will change both cops and pit bulls reputation.

/love pit bulls
//cops not so much
///three
 
vernonFL  
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2017-12-14 7:31:02 PM  
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Is there anything this farking guy can't ruin?
/actually didn't mind him 15 years ago when he was rapping in Spanish. Now he just sucks.
 
Bslim  
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2017-12-14 7:58:00 PM  
Miami..unts unts unts
 
2017-12-14 7:58:10 PM  
a 55-pound pit bull puppy

O_O

That's a lot of puppy
 
Boo_Guy  
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2017-12-14 7:59:10 PM  
Actual thinking:
"Sweet, a police pit bull will intimidate the fark out of people."
 
rikkards  
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2017-12-14 8:00:53 PM  

not enough beer: Yeah so let's use them in a job that often requires them to chase and bite suspects. That will change both cops and pit bulls reputation.

/love pit bulls
//cops not so much
///three


In this case it is a sniffer role not the typical chompy K9
 
CipollinaFan  
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2017-12-14 8:02:39 PM  

not enough beer: Yeah so let's use them in a job that often requires them to chase and bite suspects. That will change both cops and pit bulls reputation.

/love pit bulls
//cops not so much
///three


Although I agree with you, I need to give out points for naming him Kano.

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Salmon  
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2017-12-14 8:05:35 PM  
Amen they had to clip,his ears, hey?

Gross.
 
Steakzilla  
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2017-12-14 8:05:59 PM  
When Murphy's law is applied to this scenario, the dog bites multiple people and has the opposite effect.  I can't wait.  lol
 
Bslim  
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2017-12-14 8:06:44 PM  
"Kano is a full blood Red Nose Pitbull "
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jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2017-12-14 8:09:13 PM  

rikkards: In this case it is a sniffer role not the typical chompy K9


Imagine the intense training it must take to teach a dog to sniff things.

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2017-12-14 8:09:27 PM  

Salmon: Amen they had to clip,his ears, hey?

Gross.


A lot of rescue pits come premutilated.
 
2017-12-14 8:10:02 PM  
Good, now you can get a felony charge for assaulting an officer when you try to pry your pets and children from a pit's jaws.
 
2017-12-14 8:10:22 PM  
Cop shop in Stafford, KS now staffed by Staffordshire.
 
Aello  
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2017-12-14 8:11:53 PM  
He's beautiful!!!!  I love the two different colored eyes. Don't have a pic of my blue brindle pup.  In fact, today is his first birthday and probably weighs 65-75 lbs.
 
2017-12-14 8:13:00 PM  

Boo_Guy: Actual thinking:
"Sweet, a police pit bull will intimidate the fark out of people."


Generally speaking, pits appear intimidating, are physically powerful, and have a pretty good nature with strangers. Seems like an ideal police animal to me.
 
rikkards  
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2017-12-14 8:13:16 PM  

jaytkay: rikkards: In this case it is a sniffer role not the typical chompy K9

Imagine the intense training it must take to teach a dog to sniff things.

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Lol
 
2017-12-14 8:15:21 PM  

Bslim: "Kano is a full blood Red Nose Pitbull "
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Somebody better anchor that baby to the ground until he grows into those ears.  Otherwise a stiff breeze will send him skyward.
 
2017-12-14 8:18:38 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Good, now you can get a felony charge for assaulting an officer when you try to pry your pets and children from a pit's jaws.


Stop it.
 
2017-12-14 8:23:23 PM  

WrongTrousers: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Good, now you can get a felony charge for assaulting an officer when you try to pry your pets and children from a pit's jaws.

Stop it.


I would stop it if I could but the pit defenders won this round.
 
Foxxinnia  
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2017-12-14 8:27:22 PM  
That pupper is such an absolute cutie pie.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2017-12-14 8:30:19 PM  

jaytkay: rikkards: In this case it is a sniffer role not the typical chompy K9

Imagine the intense training it must take to teach a dog to sniff things.

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It does take a little training to have it signal that there are drugs when their aren't any so the cops can search.
 
Acidicnads  
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2017-12-14 8:31:25 PM  
News tag?
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]  
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2017-12-14 8:36:29 PM  
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gideon  
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2017-12-14 8:45:04 PM  
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Officer Daisy is in the case.
/She'll be 3 in January
//Possibly the dumbest thing to walk the Earth
/Super cuddler
 
2017-12-14 8:45:14 PM  
BOOK 'EM, Kano!
 
Cataholic  
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2017-12-14 8:48:12 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: WrongTrousers: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Good, now you can get a felony charge for assaulting an officer when you try to pry your pets and children from a pit's jaws.

Stop it.

I would stop it if I could but the pit defenders won this round.


The Dog of Peacetm always has its defenders ready to jihad your ass if you besmirch them.
 
2017-12-14 8:49:30 PM  
Anyone who has seen the video of Sir Patrick Stewart getting licked and slobbered to death by a pibble knows that the Kansas State Police are a day late and a dollar short.
 
thehobbes  
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2017-12-14 8:49:42 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Salmon: Amen they had to clip,his ears, hey?

Gross.

A lot of rescue pits come premutilated.


Yup. Like dobermans but Dobies aren't abandoned as often to rescue. 

I used to have a thing against pit bulls, then ended up finding a lab/pitt puppy at work. 

Most loving and loyal dog I've ever met. But no toy survives long.

Strong as a farking mule. He jumped my 6 foot fence when we went to the store so I put up anti- coyote/bobcat/racoon rollers. If he tried to jump the roller would spin and make him fall. We tested it, he tried to go over, he fell, he learned his lesson. 

Until he sees a neighbor's little dog run up to my wife outside the fence. Somehow he beat the rollers and came to her defense (there was no threat). Now he has an electric fence...

The reasons they use GSD is more cultural and training. The Belgian malinois was a breed going out of style until the GWOT where they needed a more heat resilient dog than a GSD. 

No reason not to use a pibble. People use them for hog hunting and can be trained to climb trees. 
Not as food driven as labs though as far as detection dogs go.
 
2017-12-14 8:50:53 PM  

jaytkay: rikkards: In this case it is a sniffer role not the typical chompy K9

Imagine the intense training it must take to teach a dog to sniff things.

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A lot of the training is in discipline - to sniff for things the handler is interested, not just up skirts and under tails.
 
2017-12-14 8:51:53 PM  
Kano the red nose pitbull
Had a very sensitive nose
And if you ever saw it
You'd probably be doing hard time by now
 
bogey  
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2017-12-14 8:52:29 PM  
That's a good looking pooch.
Shame about the ears.
 
2017-12-14 8:57:53 PM  
That website caused me to hard reboot my Ubuntu desktop after APB shut down over 60 scripts, and still locked up the computer.


/posted from my samsung
 
Big_Doofus  
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2017-12-14 8:59:37 PM  
Just wait for the lawsuits when this thing attacks someone.

I'll bet you the officer will end up shooting it.

Just had a case in Chicago where a 70-some year old woman was killed by her pit pet. "But he had always been so nice!"
 
2017-12-14 9:02:39 PM  
fark Pit Bulls.
fark German Shepherds.
But above all: fark police that use dogs like their Nazi forefathers did.
 
Bslim  
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2017-12-14 9:09:05 PM  

Big_Doofus: Just wait for the lawsuits when this thing attacks someone.

I'll bet you the officer will end up shooting it.

Just had a case in Chicago where a 70-some year old woman was killed by her pit pet. "But he had always been so nice!"


She was quoted after death? I think the dog the least of our problems..
 
GoldSpider  
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2017-12-14 9:26:27 PM  

TFerWannaBe: jaytkay: rikkards: In this case it is a sniffer role not the typical chompy K9

Imagine the intense training it must take to teach a dog to sniff things.

[img.fark.net image 320x303][View Full Size image _x_]
[img.fark.net image 475x285][View Full Size image _x_]

A lot of the training is in discipline - to sniff for things the handler is interested, not just up skirts and under tails.


Skirts and butts is just a perk.
 
2017-12-14 9:30:17 PM  

GoldSpider: TFerWannaBe: jaytkay: rikkards: In this case it is a sniffer role not the typical chompy K9

Imagine the intense training it must take to teach a dog to sniff things.

[img.fark.net image 320x303][View Full Size image _x_]
[img.fark.net image 475x285][View Full Size image _x_]

A lot of the training is in discipline - to sniff for things the handler is interested, not just up skirts and under tails.

Skirts and butts is just a perk.


Skirts and butts and perks better scurry
When I take you out in my surrey...
 
2017-12-14 9:48:16 PM  

Cataholic: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: WrongTrousers: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Good, now you can get a felony charge for assaulting an officer when you try to pry your pets and children from a pit's jaws.

Stop it.

I would stop it if I could but the pit defenders won this round.

The Dog of Peacetm always has its defenders ready to jihad your ass if you besmirch them.


Are you against German Shepards, Dobermans, and Rottweilers too? Those breeds had the "OMG! These dogs are uncontrollable and EVIL" spot before pit bulls did. Dobermans had the spot when Spuds McKensie (a pit bull) was a beer commercial star. It's a cycle, like superfoods, diet trends, and which generation is killing America.
 
etoof  
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2017-12-14 9:48:32 PM  

gideon: [img.fark.net image 425x566][View Full Size image _x_]Officer Daisy is in the case.
/She'll be 3 in January
//Possibly the dumbest thing to walk the Earth
/Super cuddler


Nope. Maybe #2 though. My German Shepherd/Great Dane ran face first into a brick planter box while chasing an airplane. I think that wins.

Wish I had a picture handy. She looks like Scooby Doo cosplaying the third reich.
 
thehobbes  
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2017-12-14 9:52:18 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Cataholic: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: WrongTrousers: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Good, now you can get a felony charge for assaulting an officer when you try to pry your pets and children from a pit's jaws.

Stop it.

I would stop it if I could but the pit defenders won this round.

The Dog of Peacetm always has its defenders ready to jihad your ass if you besmirch them.

Are you against German Shepards, Dobermans, and Rottweilers too? Those breeds had the "OMG! These dogs are uncontrollable and EVIL" spot before pit bulls did. Dobermans had the spot when Spuds McKensie (a pit bull) was a beer commercial star. It's a cycle, like superfoods, diet trends, and which generation is killing America.


He's a blatant Drew approved troll
 
2017-12-14 9:58:47 PM  
Trash pandas beware, officer murder dog will love you to death.
 
jmr61  
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2017-12-14 10:02:05 PM  
A 55 pound dog is not a puppy.

And I hope all pit bulls are killed or die alongside their idiotic owners.
 
ifky  
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2017-12-14 10:03:06 PM  
Dateline Dec-2018. The entire Stafford KS police department was mauled to death.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-14 10:05:12 PM  
I'm sure the police will exercise the restraint made famous by their judicious use of tasers.
 
2017-12-14 10:07:54 PM  

vernonFL: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x1079]
Is there anything this farking guy can't ruin?
/actually didn't mind him 15 years ago when he was rapping in Spanish. Now he just sucks.


I don't think highly of his music, but he was at a talk show taping I went to last year. He was very nice. He interacted with the audience and talked to us between taping. That same day John Stamos was on the show, and he literally came in, was interviewed for a couple minutes,  posed with the crew between commercial break, and was gone. Hardly anything said to the audience.  So I give Pitbull a pass.
 
mooseyfate  
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2017-12-14 10:22:49 PM  
Daaawww.  I wanna give him a big ol' hug!
 
2017-12-14 10:23:11 PM  
Newsflash, verbatim unfunny headline, and a shiatty pop up ad making it unreadable? Great job!
 
mooseyfate  
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2017-12-14 10:23:41 PM  

jmr61: A 55 pound dog is not a puppy.

And I hope all pit bulls are killed or die alongside their idiotic owners.


You're not a smart person.

/or a good person, for that matter
 
2017-12-14 10:25:00 PM  

ifky: Dateline Dec-2018. The entire Stafford KS police department was mauled to death.


Latinos will be blamed.
 
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